Just got home from the hospital after being attacked by a wild bear
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The bear tracked you down because it read all of your horrible posts.
A massive bear came up to you, knelt down and scratched the bottom of your leg a little then ran off. This is legit, obviously.
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;24906721]Brb let me get in my time machine and take a picture of the bear viciously attacking me.[/QUOTE]
I think he's referring to the shattered bones and maul wounds you would have if a bear bit you.
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;24907001]Ok. First my brother trolled my parents to make them happy. Second thats way back. I never lie unless i was trolled.
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im 20. And it was a brown bear.[/QUOTE]
nice try. the image is hosted on: [url]http://www.freewebs.com/tracywb/[/url]
wtf?
[url]http://www.indianaghosthelp.com/cases.htm[/url]
Scroll to the bottom, the image is stolen.
I would love to see BobbyHill permabanned.
All he ever does is make up the stupidest shit that even a gullible 8 year old would have a hard time believing. Honestly look at everyone of his GD threads, they're all the desperate grasps at attention that is this 12 year olds "life."
He's a big part of the reason everyone who gets bored on FP decides to spend 2 minutes making a shit story thread than trolling the few people who show interest/belief.
He's the reason GD's utter shit generally.
fat gay people are a disease
[QUOTE=BBKF;24912804]I would love to see BobbyHill permabanned.
All he ever does is make up the stupidest shit that even a gullible 8 year old would have a hard time believing. Honestly look at everyone of his GD threads, they're all the desperate grasps at attention that is this 12 year olds "life."
He's a big part of the reason everyone who gets bored on FP decides to spend 2 minutes making a shit story thread than trolling the few people who show interest/belief.
He's the reason GD's utter shit generally.[/QUOTE]
your the same. When have i shitposted. Most of my things arent even threads. How about you get banned for trolling. If you have a fetish about me getting perma'd then kill it. Im not "12" im 20. Do you stalk me??? Cause i think your stalking the wrong facepuncher.
[QUOTE=BBKF;24912804]I would love to see BobbyHill permabanned.
All he ever does is make up the stupidest shit that even a gullible 8 year old would have a hard time believing. Honestly look at everyone of his GD threads, they're all the desperate grasps at attention that is this 12 year olds "life."
He's a big part of the reason everyone who gets bored on FP decides to spend 2 minutes making a shit story thread than trolling the few people who show interest/belief.
He's the reason GD's utter shit generally.[/QUOTE]
at least his threads are mildly interesting
I thought Booby was 10
This may sound stupid but whats with his avatar. I doubt this is the real bobby. Someone must be using his account to troll people. Happend to me before.
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anyways. I believe this is a troll thread. Not cause of his youtube but a bear would rip you to shreds. Either booby is a shit troll or someone on his account is a shit troll
[sp]brother he mentioned who trolled his parents and who also lives with him[/sp]
If a bear did scratch you, it would have done so much more than just that. Also if you got back from the hospital right after it, it wouldn't heal that fast to look like that.
Trolling is trolling.
[QUOTE=Sykez;24913088]If a bear did scratch you, it would have done so much more than just that. Also if you got back from the hospital right after it, it wouldn't heal that fast to look like that.
Trolling is trolling.[/QUOTE]
I noticed that to. I seen bear attacks. You can't survive em unless your touch enough to break free. Or if it isn't in the mood for humans.
[QUOTE=TheSpy;24912962]This may sound stupid but whats with his avatar. I doubt this is the real bobby. Someone must be using his account to troll people. Happend to me before.[/QUOTE]
See this thread for an explanation: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1003215[/url]
He changed it for that topic.
You got scratched by a cat.
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;24909359]im sorry but im not a 4fag[/QUOTE]
Some dumbass, here on FP, used a sander on his forehead and cheeks so Hezzy would make him a mod (Or something like that.) Morons are all over the internet, not just on 4chan.
I also learned my cat tried to attack me.
I totally like pulled my gun out and shot the ceiling.
It scared it and it shit on me.
Wait how is this believable again?
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;24906710]I never kill animals. Even if they attack i would never kill them. Animals are like humans to us.[/QUOTE]
so if a human attacked you you wouldnt shoot him?
you should have shot your friends for desertion
My reaction rollercoaster
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;24906626]5 days ago me and my friends were at a forest for a while. We were just staying there cause we got a vacation from school (electricity went out causing the school to end early) So i was setting shit down. And boom a wild bear comes out of nowhere. My friends ran away while i backed away looking at it. And charges at me knocking me down and trys biting me. I pull out my gun and shoot straight to the sky and luckily it scared it away.
I was hurt. Bite marks on my leg. My friends came back and called the ambulance. I was at the hospital for a while. I finally got home today.
Looking back i was scared shitless. It just lunged at me.[/QUOTE]
Meh, good thing he survived.
[QUOTE=BobbyHill;24906710]I never kill animals. Even if they attack i would never kill them. Animals are like humans to us.[/QUOTE]
I wish that bear had finished its work.
I guess you could say that he...
[b][i]Bearly[/i][/b] escaped
:rimshot:
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