[QUOTE=General J;20830391]My fist suggestion is not to ask from here. Unless you want a whole lot of "stick it in her pooper" replies.[/QUOTE]
I have seen only a little of some dumb replies.
I'm surprised at you guys. And proud, too, because of the awesome advice you gave him/her(?) while still making fun of it.
[QUOTE=voodooattack;20830681]What's your stance on [b]colons[/b]?[/QUOTE]
They [B]stink[/B].
What's wrong with a good 'ole bj?
[QUOTE=Gprimeisback;20865881]This is why I'm gay :D no chance of preggo girlfriends[/QUOTE]
So the only reason that you are gay is because you don't want to get someone pregnant?
ok.
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;20864337]I terrify me all the time.
I'll never forget it. Thrusting in and out, all of sudden I felt this warm sensation..I thought I was about to cum, pulled out (was doing it raw) I looked down...My whole dick, balls and all, was covered in blood and clots of blood. I fell backwards off the bed, thinking I broke my dick...I was never so scared in my life before...Dear god..I felt like my world almost ended.[/QUOTE]
Get out.
Experts say:
[quote]If she hasn't started her periods, her body isn't ready for sex even if her mind says yes.
Use your brain and let her grow up first. You're only 14 anyway, just go have a wank. [/quote]
Statement; No reason attached.
[quote]I'd advise to wait 2 years or more till you start doing sexual activities. [/quote]
Advice; No reason attached.
[quote]you're 14
go collect pokémons [/quote]
Command; No sense attached.
[quote]What the hell is a "period" [/quote]
Question; Reasoning initiated.
[quote]jesus christ this kid is 14 he needs to chill out and worry about other things [/quote]
Command; Reasoning cancelled.
[quote]Kid you should not be having sex at your age. Dont even worry about that stuff untill your a bit older. [/quote]
Command; No reason attached.
[quote]14 is way too young for sex. Congratulations, your girlfriend is a whore. [/quote]
Statement; No reason attached
[quote]a 14 year old having sex..
ur funneh
you dont even know anything about it. thats the problem with teenage pregnancy is that they dont understand the true consequences of that brief moment of pleasure.[/quote]
Statements; No reasons attached.
[quote]You're four-fucking-teen dude. Wait a bit, those who give it up, male and female, at 14 are nothing but whores.[/quote]
Statement; Anger attached.
Anyone going to try with some reasons and logic?
You shouldn't even be having Sex at 14.
Sherow, I'm pretty sure a good reason would be maybe, starting a family at 14 = bad?
You know it's a bit early.
Who's talking about starting a family? DX
Man when I was fourteen I thought kissing (no Tongue) was hardcore.
I mostly rode a bike over a ramp and pokemans now kids are like "doood I gozt to fuck deeez chicks be kool"
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20872963]Get out.[/QUOTE]
Nope. If my blood covered cock story bothered you, you're to soft for the internet.
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;20875482]Nope. If my blood covered cock story bothered you, you're to soft for the internet.[/QUOTE]
Just sickening.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20875502]Just sickening.[/QUOTE]
There's alot worse out there, my story is about candy and rainbows, compared to some of the things on the net. Don't worry though...I'll hold you..
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;20875733]There's alot worse out there, my story is about candy and rainbows, compared to some of the things on the net. Don't worry though...I'll hold you..[/QUOTE]
It just ain't right dawg.
Dump her.
Get a man.
Have sex.
You forgot become a homosexual.
[QUOTE=cam_93;20829994]The hell? When I was 14 all I cared about was video games mostly.[/QUOTE]
That's why you are who you are now.
[QUOTE=Pancakinator;20875783]You forgot become a homosexual.[/QUOTE]
No he didn't...just make the man your bitch, no becoming gay for him.
[editline]08:29AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20875759]It just ain't right dawg.[/QUOTE]
Shhh! Come here..Let Daddy hold you..Shh! Shh!
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;20875826]No he didn't...just make the man your bitch, no becoming gay for him.
[/QUOTE]
It's still gay.
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;20875826]
Shhh! Come here..Let Daddy hold you..Shh! Shh![/QUOTE]
Get away from me.
[QUOTE=Hoboharry;20875875]Get away from me.[/QUOTE]
Fighting me only makes me harder..
[editline]08:34AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Pancakinator;20875864]It's still gay.[/QUOTE]
Well..maybe he can be gay for a day! GAY FOR A DAY! HORAH!
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;20875897]Fighting me only makes me harder..
[/QUOTE]
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