How the hell do you keep calm when doing something that strains your nerves to the max? - General

[QUOTE=he-did-it-->;21553168]Stop thinking. You can do it.[/QUOTE] But how? my brain is one of those always on type things.

Ohh wait I remember, don't be like oh crap panic I had to pull over at the start in a trading estate, and i overshot and half parked under a lorry trailer. thought id failed due to positioning but i didnt react, passed

Docs gave me a pill.. Starts with an L. It's pretty uh.. good. :D Took it a moment ago... Chillin' like a villian right now.

Man up and chill the fuck out, works for me.

[QUOTE=Rainhorror;21553538]Man up and chill the fuck out, works for me.[/QUOTE] yuh bruh just chill uhuhh hhhhhh

i'd say a cup of coffee, but you've got nervousness probs, not focus probs.:buddy: like others said, scream a bit, have a wank, or something. find some way to get your jitters out, so you're chill enough to not care.

[QUOTE=MisterM;21551291]I have this to get me through, my instructor says a girl took half a bottle of Rescue Remedy and she was still during it when she would normally be shaking. [img]http://www.freshorganicliving.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/rescue-remedy-10ml1.jpg[/img] The chemist gave me a pill last time, but it didn't do shit for me. I wish man, I wish! Oh man, the worst I did was pass a red light and hit the kerb on my left-hand reverse! D: My instructor says my driving is great, can do every maneuver and I feel confident doing so, exam conditions however are the bane of my shitty existence.[/QUOTE] We use that on our horses if they're to damn skittish to get in the trailer, or if they are nervous because a jump somehow looks like a predator to them. But we don't even give them half a bottle, how she lived who knows

try some shrooms man

You just need to look at things with a "this shit is fucking easy, why am I even worried?" attitude. Stop thinking about all the negatives, I'm sure after failing the 1st 2 times, you were thinking "fuck I'm never going to get my license".

Practice driving in a parking lot with somebody else in the car. The more your brain practices the motions, the easier a specific routine becomes. Soon, it'll be like second nature and your brain won't make you panic because it's not making things up on the fly anymore.

Weed Alcohol Punch something or someone Start out with a burnout, and turn up for some shitty techno.

I have a similar issue to this. I took 2 tests and failed because I couldn't calm down. Now I've left it a month and done tons of practice and I feel a lot more confident about doing it now. So even though I doubted it before , Practise is most definitely the best way to keep your cool before the test. Also funnily enough I took kalms for my second test and failed for going to slow, Though I doubt there is any connection.

All right, I can do this motherfuckers. Got plenty of practice and I'm gonna to pass this shit because I'm a calm son of a bitch. Thank you facepunch, you make me laugh and feel confident. Have a wank to celebrate!

Bowel Diseases suck. I had Ulcerative Colitis, I don't know too much about IBS but they are similar if I'm not mistaken, have you tried accupuncture or homeopathic remedies?

Remember if all else fails, shout really loud and aim your vehicle at the nearest passing bystander. On seconds thoughts, maybe ive just played far too much carmageddon in my early days :P

Look mate. I find myself in a shitty situation. Tomorrow, I have 2 hours maths straight at 8 in the morning. I fucking hate math, well that fact isn't quite bad yet. The worst is that I have the most horrible and idiotic Mathteacher ever existed on this planet. We hate eachother and I can't stand his fucking face and his horrible methods to "teach". Fucking cunt. I'm not going to make it this time.

[QUOTE=junker154;21556477]Look mate. I find myself in a shitty situation. Tomorrow, I have 2 hours maths straight at 8 in the morning. I fucking hate math, well that fact isn't quite bad yet. The worst is that I have the most horrible and idiotic Mathteacher ever existed on this planet. We hate eachother and I can't stand his fucking face and his horrible methods to "teach". Fucking cunt. I'm not going to make it this time.[/QUOTE] Do you have IBS? If I were you I'd need to take a big shit to just clear the bloated feeling, then my stomach becomes a bear and roars at every given silence. That just fucks me up. I hate math too, which is why I didn't take it up for A Level! :P

practice driving enough so that you can hit the speed limit just by knowing how much pressure to put on the gas. hell, that's what I did and I passed on my first try with only 1 error. [editline]09:36PM[/editline] which was completely unrelated to my driving, by the way. .... I forgot where the headlights were in my nervousness...

It's like this. The teacher is pretty old and has an annoying voice, he looks but ugly like a zombie. I fucking hate him. He can't talk properly and has no balls. You can predict if he fucks you over or is honest to you. Then he's writing non-stop maths stuff on the board without explaining much, this makes me rage. Then I'm like cool at first, suddently I feel that urge to flee and break out. Then I'm realizing how fucked this all is. Afterwards I'm like freaking out and getting nervous and this rage builds up in my head. I'm jumping like crazy on my chair and start ranting loud. This is the worst part. Then a total breakdown happens, and I feel lost and total destroyed. That's the part where the teacher commands me to leave the class. Luckily.

Does your doctor prescribe you Hyomax or something like that for your IBS? It really helps mine.

I'm a nervous wreck half the time.....I'm probably going to go insane some day....

I just drove as if I was driving my mom to the store. Passed without any faults :buddy:

Practice, practice, practice. Practise, practise, practise? It's like affect and effect, really. Just practice like crazy. Do it again and again. You need to accept that fact that if you mess up this time, YOU CAN STILL GO BACK AND TRY AGAIN. And again. And again, until you get it right. It's not the end of the world. Everybody feels nervous during driving tests. I remember my test; I was freaking out. But I'd been making sure that every time I drove BEFORE my test, I drove as though I was DOING my test, which probably helped a lot. And I know this has probably been said, but have you tried having a fat wank to calm you down? It may make you think more clearly, which, depending on how you work, might make it harder to deal with your stress. Or, it might make it easier. Try it, find what works for you. Chin up.

I had an importent Math test today. I can't describe how nervous I was, but I calmed myself down with self-convincing myself it wasn't a big deal.... It worked, partially.

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Sometimes, I open my shirt collar and bury my face in the hole, and then I breathe in my own scent. I am so not shitting you.

Say to yourself "I can do this, This is so easy.." It works for me doing exame or tests, or you could imagen how awesome it would feel then its over and you can go home. Yes rate me gaybows

I aced my driving test on the first try by having a load of practice under my belt. Not that hard - just keep calm and imagine it's your parent instead of an examiner next to you.

[QUOTE=MisterM;21551179]I'm doing my driving test for the 3rd time on Wednesday. I failed the first two times not because I'm a bad driver but because my IBS and nerves fucked me up, I was shaking through the whole thing and left with nothing but a "Fuck it" mood to leave me sour. Driving tests, school exams, seeing significant others or dates, anything like that fucks me up. If you have IBS you know exactly what I mean. (I don't shit on people if they make me nervous, just want to clarify that. :3:) If you guys have any ways of staying calm/focused to share, please do. I can't bear to think about failing again, can't ignore the possibility of win/lose.[/QUOTE] Don't worry about the test. Driving is more about doing it safely than being pinpoint precise. If you do what he says in a safe way, chances are you'll pass. Be sure to use common sense, go to the bathroom beforehand and if you can, do the same route beforehand. I know driving schools take students on the driving test route right before the test, and I think they sometimes offer this at a single lesson price. Try getting one of those, may cost $100 but it's worth it.