The music bashing MEGATHREAD, [Keeping things uncivil] - General

[QUOTE=Knorre;26950636]If they played something complex, i'd have respect for them. You know, because that would take effort?[/QUOTE] Effort in music is overrated.

[QUOTE=Dopey Trout;26950801]Not everyone wants to learn Necrophagist. Some just want to play some chords or sing some songs or something fuck sake[/QUOTE] Some just find that extremely cringeworthy. Don't come to this thread if you dont want to read what other people think...

Phil Collins is a bastard but he's a talented bastard

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz_Fir2p5gg[/media] true hiphop

sporkfire hasn't been banned for trolling yet? what's going on [editline]25th December 2010[/editline] On a side note, I like nirvana.

[QUOTE=Knorre;26953090]Some just find that extremely cringeworthy. Don't come to this thread if you dont want to read what other people think...[/QUOTE] Don't come to this thread if you don't want people to react to you being an idiot nirvana is a cool guy

[QUOTE=Dopey Trout;26958647] nirvana is a cool guy[/QUOTE] his wife Hole is pretty good too [editline]25th December 2010[/editline] the music I mean, not Hole as a person

Fuck dubstep. All of a sudden everyone jacks off to dubstep at my school and everyone has these fucking headphones, beats by dre or some shit. I'll stick to thrash and black metal.

[QUOTE=Knorre;26944921]Jealous of what? Some simple chords? God no.[/QUOTE] Jealous that anyone cares [editline]25th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Nonikai;26954889]sporkfire hasn't been banned for trolling yet? what's going on [editline]25th December 2010[/editline] On a side note, I like nirvana.[/QUOTE] He was banned but now the ban is over

[QUOTE=Lonestriper;26950172]I will give you untalented but from my cold dead hands fucking imaginative [editline]25th December 2010[/editline] Also, Australia's newer local music absolutely wrecks everything else[/QUOTE] pretty bold claim, post examples. [QUOTE=En-Guage V2;26952020]They didn't kill metal though, it's flourishing I have no idea where you got that from[/QUOTE] What mikey said, if it weren't for them Metal would have still possibly been in the mainstream *SHUDDERS*, I'd take listening to Beiber's angelic voice over AUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS anyday. Christ I hate try-hard music like metal. Actually, thats probably one of my biggest pet peeves about music. Most of it is sung in Low or High Octaves, I like listening to stuff in mid-octave and thats just not very common. Absolutely hate snarling or singers sounding like they're constipated. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling/Ignorant/Doesn't Quit" - daijitsu))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;26960377]Fuck dubstep. All of a sudden everyone jacks off to dubstep at my school and everyone has these fucking headphones, beats by dre or some shit. I'll stick to thrash and black metal.[/QUOTE] Agreed a million times over. Fuck dubstep.

[QUOTE=Sporkfire;26960584]pretty bold claim, post examples. What mikey said, if it weren't for them Metal would have still possibly been in the mainstream *SHUDDERS*, I'd take listening to Beiber's angelic voice over AUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS anyday. Christ I hate try-hard music like metal. Actually, thats probably one of my biggest pet peeves about music. Most of it is sung in Low or High Octaves, I like listening to stuff in mid-octave and thats just not very common. Absolutely hate snarling or singers sounding like they're constipated.[/QUOTE] Thanks for generalizing metal, douchebag. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B6afWqjSwQ[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cxlpFSCUYc[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvF9PAxe5Ng[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGMQ-ySqOY[/media] And listen to every song, all the way through, if your 3 minute attention span can handle that. Yes, some vocalists have acquired tasting sounds, but usually people can get past that, or learn to love it, and love the music as well.

[QUOTE=Sporkfire;26960584]pretty bold claim, post examples. What mikey said, if it weren't for them Metal would have still possibly been in the mainstream *SHUDDERS*, I'd take listening to Beiber's angelic voice over AUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS anyday. Christ I hate try-hard music like metal. Actually, thats probably one of my biggest pet peeves about music. Most of it is sung in Low or High Octaves, I like listening to stuff in mid-octave and thats just not very common. Absolutely hate snarling or singers sounding like they're constipated.[/QUOTE] can you show me a singer that sounds like hes constipated please i would like a laugh

[QUOTE=Sporkfire;26960584]pretty bold claim, post examples. What mikey said, if it weren't for them Metal would have still possibly been in the mainstream *SHUDDERS*, I'd take listening to Beiber's angelic voice over AUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH MAGGOTS MAGGOTS MAGGOTS anyday. Christ I hate try-hard music like metal. Actually, thats probably one of my biggest pet peeves about music. Most of it is sung in Low or High Octaves, I like listening to stuff in mid-octave and thats just not very common. Absolutely hate snarling or singers sounding like they're constipated.[/QUOTE] [quote]pretty bold claim, post examples.[/quote] [quote][b]pretty bold claim, post examples.[/b][/quote] In a perfect world you'd be too stupid to exist

[QUOTE=Kab2tract;26964720]Thanks for generalizing metal, douchebag. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B6afWqjSwQ[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cxlpFSCUYc[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvF9PAxe5Ng[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGMQ-ySqOY[/media] And listen to every song, all the way through, if your 3 minute attention span can handle that. Yes, some vocalists have acquired tasting sounds, but usually people can get past that, or learn to love it, and love the music as well.[/QUOTE] Basically, this. Though I feel you're expecting too much from our joyously accepting friend here.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WdYt9VkVek[/media] This metal "try hard" song must make you shudder, huh?

i dont like metalica they try to hard to be brutal

[QUOTE=Kab2tract;26964720]Thanks for generalizing metal, douchebag. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B6afWqjSwQ[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cxlpFSCUYc[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvF9PAxe5Ng[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGMQ-ySqOY[/media] And listen to every song, all the way through, if your 3 minute attention span can handle that. Yes, some vocalists have acquired tasting sounds, but usually people can get past that, or learn to love it, and love the music as well.[/QUOTE] typical try-hard music. Yes I listened to them. [img]http://fancore.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mustaine1.jpg[/img] It [i]does[/i] sound like they're constipated. It sounds like they're singing on the toilet while trying to push something. yuck. seriously everything about metal literally screams try-hard. Its so juvenile. [img]http://files.myopera.com/%D0%90%D0%B9%D0%BA%D0%BE/blog/manowar.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Sporkfire;26965309]typical try-hard music. Yes I listened to them. [img_thumb]http://fancore.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mustaine1.jpg[/img_thumb] It [i]does[/i] sound like they're constipated. It sounds like they're singing on the toilet while trying to push something. yuck. seriously everything about metal literally screams try-hard [img_thumb]http://files.myopera.com/%D0%90%D0%B9%D0%BA%D0%BE/blog/manowar.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Manowar. The ultimate example of making sales solely on image and the premise of being "one of the first" to make that style popular. I hope you realize how incredibly arrogant and idiotic your sweeping generalizations make you sound. I really, truly do.

Lol I LOVE how you deliberately picked Manowar because they sell from their image and themes and general stellout-ness. Idiot.

[QUOTE=SolidSnake52;26965402]Manowar. The ultimate example of making sales solely on image and the premise of being "one of the first" to make that style popular. I hope you realize how incredibly arrogant and idiotic your sweeping generalizations make you sound. I really, truly do.[/QUOTE] will it make you feel better if I just post random metal-band pictures? try-hards [img]http://www.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/enslaved.jpg[/img] try-hards [img]http://www.bringbackglam.com/storage/whitewizzard.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1247882095510[/img] and try-hards [img]http://blogs.philadelphiaweekly.com/music/files/2010/01/Behemoth.jpg[/img] we cool now?

I do not like Jazz I'm going to need a smug shield for this ain't I?

[QUOTE=SolidSnake52;26965402]Manowar. The ultimate example of making sales solely on image and the premise of being "one of the first" to make that style popular. I hope you realize how incredibly arrogant and idiotic your sweeping generalizations make you sound. I really, truly do.[/QUOTE] will it make you feel better if I just post random metal-band pictures? try-hards [img]http://www.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/enslaved.jpg[/img] try-hards [img]http://www.bringbackglam.com/storage/whitewizzard.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1247882095510[/img] and try-hards [img]http://blogs.philadelphiaweekly.com/music/files/2010/01/Behemoth.jpg[/img] we cool now?

[QUOTE=Sporkfire;26965464]will it make you feel better if I just post random metal-band pictures? try-hards [img_thumb]http://www.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/enslaved.jpg[/img_thumb] try-hards [img_thumb]http://www.bringbackglam.com/storage/whitewizzard.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1247882095510[/imgs] and try-hards [img_thumb]http://blogs.philadelphiaweekly.com/music/files/2010/01/Behemoth.jpg[/img_thumb] we cool now?[/QUOTE] Nice double post retard. You're still hand-picking bands that intentionally have a "ZOMGMETAL" image. How about a band like Iron Maiden? Or if you really want to stretch it, Deep Purple? Jeans and a fucking t-shirt. How is that, in any way, "try-hard"?

What the fuck? Behemoth aren't tryhards but they're pretty sellout over the past few years so I guess I will give you that. But Enslaved are NOT tryhards or sellouts. They're fucking geniuses.

What's up with Facepunch spassing out and delaying posts?

What the fuck? Behemoth aren't tryhards but they're pretty sellout over the past few years so I guess I will give you that. But Enslaved are NOT tryhards or sellouts. They're fucking geniuses.

What the fuck? Behemoth aren't tryhards but they're pretty sellout over the past few years so I guess I will give you that. But Enslaved are NOT tryhards or sellouts. They're fucking geniuses. and your middle link doesn't work.

[QUOTE=SolidSnake52;26965539]Nice double post retard. You're still hand-picking bands that intentionally have a "ZOMGMETAL" image. How about a band like Iron Maiden? Or if you really want to stretch it, Deep Purple? Jeans and a fucking t-shirt. How is that, in any way, "try-hard"?[/QUOTE] Double-posting is out of my control :) [url]http://www.google.com/images?rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS376US377&q=metal+band&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1920&bih=1099[/url] naw I just google image searched "metal band". I didn't pick anything out intentionally. Anyways thats all I had to do to bring up a gallery of try-hards, face it, thats what metal is. XD

You guys raging so hard at this guy is feeding a troll. Stop it.