A supplier rep is bringing Chinese food to work tomorrow.
AM I DESTINED FOR DIARRHEA?
[QUOTE=spazthemax;24025565]A supplier rep is bringing Chinese food to work tomorrow.
AM I DESTINED FOR DIARRHEA?[/QUOTE]
You're destined for cat or dog.
[QUOTE=Legend286;24025434]Please, despite whatever these guys say, don't post pictures.[/QUOTE]
Don't be such a kill joy, please do post pics.
samwilki asking for child porn is banneable
oh shit, Im going to the mall tomorrow. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BAD THINGS CAN HAPPEN IN A MALL?
What if theres zombies? what if everything goes dawn of the dead on me and shit?
[QUOTE=Mister B;24024960]Oh shit I didn't even realize it.
And I was planning on asking this girl out to a movie tomorrow.
This'd be the first time I've ever asked anyone out to anywhere.
Now I'm fucked. :crying:[/QUOTE]
Oh god, I'm planning to ask a girl out!
[QUOTE=Ordinorino;24025691]samwilki asking for child porn is banneable[/QUOTE]
:fuckoff:
my friend is having a birthday party tomorrow
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actually if it wasn't for this thread i probably would have forgot about it :v:
[QUOTE=samwilki;24025717]:fuckoff:[/QUOTE]
what the heck, thats FLAMING
its worth a 1 day ban
Great tommorrow we put on pads in football. Feel sorry for those unlucky bastards imma hit tomorrow. 13th sucks for them!
Friday the 13th is actually my usual luck day of the entire year. I once had every member of my family besides me get sick on friday the 13th..so hopefully it goes well.
Anyways, how did this Friday the 13 originate
[QUOTE=J4censolo;24024936]Don't step on a crack, you might rip open your sack.[/QUOTE]
How do you rip your balls by stepping on a crack with your foot?
It also happens to be my birthday. :tinfoil:
The Expendables
Spell of unluckiness broken.
[QUOTE=DigiTech;24026153]It also happens to be my birthday. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
Happy birthday.
I turned 13 on Friday the 13th.
that sure was a weird year.
[QUOTE=DigiTech;24026153]It also happens to be my birthday. :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
This will be another year you're not dead.
... OR WILL IT?!
My little brother was born on Friday the 13th 5 years ago. I'm also going camping tomorrow, and to our Friday the 13th luck, [url=http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?CityName=Banco&state=VA&site=LWX&lat=38.4008&lon=-78.3394]it is supposed to rain all weekend.[/url]
Shit, my barbecue LAN party is tomorrow. And we're cooking ribs... FUCK! Something will go wrong with the smoker. We'll all die from carbon monoxide poisoning.
It's happening now.
Well I fapped now what.
[QUOTE=dass;24026148]How do you rip your balls by stepping on a crack with your foot?[/QUOTE]
Because God works in mysterious ways.
[QUOTE=flarrm;24026601]Shit, my barbecue LAN party is tomorrow. And we're cooking ribs... FUCK! Something will go wrong with the smoker. We'll all die from carbon monoxide poisoning.[/QUOTE]
Who cooks on a BBQ inside?
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;24025003]I'm going in for eye surgery tomorrow :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Shit I'd back out. Never know they could fuck up on your eye cuz' it's Friday the 13th!
I'm terrified
Fuck. I start my new job tomorrow :(
goin on a roadtrip to alabama
Friday the 13TH? Isn't it like the Thirteenth day of August this year?
[QUOTE=Mister B;24024960]Oh shit I didn't even realize it.
And I was planning on asking this girl out to a movie tomorrow.
This'd be the first time I've ever asked anyone out to anywhere.
Now I'm fucked. :crying:[/QUOTE]
you might be if you get lucky :pervert:
Tomorrow is my parent's anniversary. They got married on August 13 but, it was a Saturday.
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