FRICKIN CAT leave me alone while im [b]TRYING TO POOP[/b] - General

his avatar really matches with this thread

I love cats :buddy: But I always leave the door locked. Sorry cat. :saddowns:

I can never masturbate when any pet is in the room. [editline]08:53PM[/editline] Just throwing that out there.

Cats can do whatever they want. They're just that godly.

you are ignoring pussy to take a shit the fuck is wrong with you

[QUOTE=Touhou;21951803]you are ignoring pussy to take a shit the fuck is wrong with you[/QUOTE] *looks at your username/avatar* why are you even alive you pitiful faggot dont worry gunfox made it ok to use faggot insultingly

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;21951774]I can never masturbate when any pet is in the room. [editline]08:53PM[/editline] Just throwing that out there.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.saladandchips.com/[/url] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Alt of permabanned user" - SteveUK))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Rach Runner;21951789]Cats can do whatever they want. They're just that godly.[/QUOTE] In a perfect world, we all are cats [editline]09:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Dougstein;21952112][url]http://www.saladandchips.com/[/url][/QUOTE] yummy

If my cat is in the bathroom while I'm shitting he meows loudly at me and bites my legs. :saddowns:

i am a cat if you know what i mean

[QUOTE=radioactive;21949790]I don't shut my door, and my cat just walks in and sits on my shoes.[/QUOTE] my cat just walks in and sits on my poop

can an admin edit this web URL into the title: [url]http://www.saladandchips.com/[/url]

I was eating a picnic bar.

Another quality doug thread.

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=836992[/url]

doug come down to the furry forum and troll us we need a new one

[QUOTE=Dougstein;21953212][URL]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=836992[/URL][/QUOTE] It's satire. Watch the video.

Sometimes, my cat watches me while I masturbate. [I]Sometimes I want it to watch[/I]

[QUOTE=NickFury666;21953316]Sometimes, my cat watches me while I masturbate. [I]Sometimes I want it to watch[/I][/QUOTE] :ohdear:

[QUOTE=M2k3;21949894]Cats really don't care, just let it in. [IMG]http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1551/catsreallydontcare03.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Cats don't give a shit... Don't give a shit... Yes? No? I tried.

this thread has my stamp of approval *___ (ASS) *¨¨¨

[QUOTE=Dead snipe;21953419]this thread has my stamp of approval *___ (ASS) *¨¨¨[/QUOTE] tramp stamp of approval?

Did you eat it

[QUOTE=Dougstein;21949687]so there i am just got home from work gotta lay some bricks if ya know what i mean and i head to my bathroom lay the ham on the slab if ya know what i mean everything is sliding out real good smooth like, no major stoppages, blockages, leaks when all of a sudden there comes a ring ding dingling at my door knob and i hear a big long "meooooow"! fircking cat stop touching the door knob and meowing at me while i'm taking a poop![/QUOTE] Poop on the cat, post pics, get banned, make another Doug account, make another A+ quality thread, have me post something no one will read, repeat

sorry to break it to you bro but bold tags dont work in titles thought you should know hope this helps well ill be off then

[QUOTE=Hezzy;21954294]sorry to break it to you bro but bold tags dont work in titles thought you should know hope this helps well ill be off then[/QUOTE] Hezzy wins.

Yeah this happens to me all the time when I'm trying to poop. The cat comes in and rubs against my leg and it makes it hard for the poop to come out.

[QUOTE=Hezzy;21954294]sorry to break it to you bro but bold tags dont work in titles thought you should know hope this helps well ill be off then[/QUOTE] nice off topic post [spoiler]faggot[/spoiler] thread derailing - 7 day ban

[QUOTE=silentjubjub;21954339]Hezzy wins.[/QUOTE] Better spam him with random ratings.