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[QUOTE=DChapsfield;49003234]does this happen in Spectre?[/QUOTE] what i am saying happens in the previous movie i think i forget what it is called even [editline]29th October 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Scot;49003380]Yes he literally breaks in to a woman's house and rapes her. Not even joking. It was pretty damn uncomfortable.[/QUOTE] so it happens again in spectre????

[QUOTE=DChapsfield;49003234]does this happen in Spectre?[/QUOTE] I think he's referring to Skyfall where that happens.

[QUOTE=Rusty100;49003453]so it happens again in spectre????[/QUOTE] Yes. To a woman just home from her husband's funeral.

yikes [editline]29th October 2015[/editline] maybe this time he should use his 'powers of seduction' on the villain and by powers of seduction i mean forceful penetration bond comes full circle and rapes the main villain into submission

as far as i can tell it's all consensual anyway they love that bondong

Obviously if you're a hunk all sex is consensual

[QUOTE=Rusty100;49003453] so it happens again in spectre????[/QUOTE] yes, he rapes an old woman i think. [editline]28th October 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Rusty100;49003501]yikes [editline]29th October 2015[/editline] maybe this time he should use his 'powers of seduction' on the villain and by powers of seduction i mean forceful penetration bond comes full circle and rapes the main villain into submission[/QUOTE] there is lots of penetration in this film i think. maybe the title of the movie is a mispelling of Scepter.

The Collection, a sequel involving the surviving character from The Collector takes us on a tale of poorly written dialogue and silly situations that were probably thought up independently then sewn together. Among the worst films I've ever seen. It was equally as bad as Punisher: War Zone. Don't see this movie even if you briefly thought The Collector was interesting. edit: 1/10

the old james bonds are dumb as hell, all i think of when i see them is austin powers daniel craig was the best thing to ever happen to it. that being said i remember goldeneye being pretty good and i haven't seen any of the timothy dalton ones which i hear are really underrated

Fuck you guys, the old bonds were fun as hell and I really enjoyed them. [editline]28th October 2015[/editline] From Russia with Love was great

[QUOTE=autodesknoob;48992781][media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd7Wh4vrVyk[/media] Return of the Jedi 10/10 Cried like a motherfucker[/QUOTE] You know, some people are down on the original "yub nub" ending, but I think I actually prefer it to the grander revised finale. There's something that feels neater and cozier about just seeing Luke getting closure with his father (both by burning Vader's suit and seeing Anakin's ghost) and hanging out in the woods with his buddies. [video=youtube;bBMqJ9mQKpI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBMqJ9mQKpI[/video]

ewoks were already the biggest reason people bitched about rotj, and yub nub didn't help. also, with the additional scenes of coruscant, bespin and mos eisley, yub nub wouldn't have made much sense, and would have basically called everyone in the galaxy a bunch of technologically-underdeveloped teddy bears.

[QUOTE=Pops;49005918]ewoks were already the biggest reason people bitched about rotj, and yub nub didn't help. also, with the additional scenes of coruscant, bespin and mos eisley, yub nub wouldn't have made much sense, and would have basically called everyone in the galaxy a bunch of technologically-underdeveloped teddy bears.[/QUOTE] Don't forget the secret Force-sensitive teddy bear who was the most powerful in the galaxy at that moment

Just watched [B]Zombi 2[/B]. 7,5/10 Tisa Farrow is my waifu

just caught spectre. thought it was a pretty rad action movie, tense with some ridiculous sequences and cheesy one liners. bond got really creepy at points in this one with the ladies tho, pretty sure the main bond girl is like 20+ years younger than him? torture scene was well done and wince inducing. overall id probably recommend it yeah [editline]29th October 2015[/editline] oh yeah and waltz was a good villain i thought, managed to stray just far enough from his previous performances

[QUOTE=cricket50;49011531] bond got really creepy at points in this one with the ladies tho, pretty sure the main bond girl is like 25+ years younger than him?[/QUOTE] That's pretty much most of the Roger Moore movies. Except worse cuz older Daniel Craig looks better than older Roger Moore.

[QUOTE=cricket50;49011531]just caught spectre. thought it was a pretty rad action movie, tense with some ridiculous sequences and cheesy one liners. bond got really creepy at points in this one with the ladies tho, pretty sure the main bond girl is like 20+ years younger than him? torture scene was well done and wince inducing. overall id probably recommend it yeah [editline]29th October 2015[/editline] oh yeah and waltz was a good villain i thought, managed to stray just far enough from his previous performances[/QUOTE] The torture scene was really tame imo, didn't cringe at all. I mean I'm not expecting 127 Hours levels of cringe but cmon.

Megan Is Missing (2011) - 5/10. It was really neat shit at first and then it got comical and then the last 22 minutes were super neat but for the most part it was some silly ass shit.

Escape Plan - It was very okayish. Fun to watch, but most the plot points one could see coming from a mile away. Arnold and Stallone costar, but it lacks a lot of the charm they each had in their own classic action films. Great potential, okayish execution.

Snowpiercer - Damn, I went in almost completely blind and the film blew away all of my expectations. It is really a unique film and I don't think I've seen anything quite like it.

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer - fuck knows, dude. I felt like this was less an exploration of a serial killer's mind and more of an excuse to parade a bunch of really controversial topics and subjects in a really exploitative way. Can't say I enjoyed this or would recommend it [QUOTE=matt000024;49013463]Snowpiercer - Damn, I went in almost completely blind and the film blew away all of my expectations. It is really a unique film and I don't think I've seen anything quite like it.[/QUOTE] gotta watch Memories of Murder now~

Guys, urgent, bridge of spies or Burnt?

[QUOTE=Amakir;49002109]Roger Moore?[/QUOTE] I know everyone just wants to forget but George Lazenby exists.

[QUOTE=Jimesu_Evil;49014110]I know everyone just wants to forget but George Lazenby exists.[/QUOTE] Lazenby gets a bad rep cuz he was the first after Connery and obviously isn't as good. But he nailed the physicality of Bond which is something that I suppose is more emphasized in the novels, and imo his performance is better than later Roger Moore who clearly phones it in for a fat paycheck.

I watched two really shit B-movies with my flatmates recently and got a lot of laughs out of both of them. 1) Dragon wars: D-war - solid 3/10, terrible CGI effects combined with a nonsensical story about destiny and dragons and reincarnation. You have to see this film to believe it, and what makes it hilarious is that it's the most expensive South Korean film ever made and it's so appalling it's magnificent. The plot makes literally zero sense and there's that many flashbacks that it may as well be 2 or 3 films mashed into one. We were that inspired that we've decided to write our own spiritual successor in the form of a musical. 2) '51' - 10/10. This film has 3.4/10 out of IMDB and we didn't think it was genuinely that bad until we seen [URL="http://www.fastweb.be/billybop/reviews/51/511.jpg"]this little fucker[/URL] about half way through. He has the voice of Microsoft Sam and is a telekinetic dwarf alien with a vagina for a nose. Would definitely recommend after a good drink, we pissed ourselves laughing at what I can only describe as this century's Citizen Kane.

Bridge of Spies, 6/10. Honestly, I expected better, from Spielberg. The movie is just too predictable, and the whole movie feels very mellow.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;49015156]The Texas Chain Saw Massacre- 10/10 Pretty much the best horror film of all time excluding "Alien" and "Halloween".[/QUOTE] What a coincidence, I just finished watching this myself and can't say I wouldn't disagree

[QUOTE=cheetahben;49015581]What a coincidence, I just finished watching this myself and [B]can't say I wouldn't disagree[/B][/QUOTE] So you mean that you disagree or was it on purpose?

[QUOTE=Loadingue;49016021]So you mean that you disagree or was it on purpose?[/QUOTE] Can't say that I would say no to that.

Under the Skin. I had a boner in one part of the film, then the next part my balls literally receded back into my body at the speed of sound. Other than that, quite a weird film, not sure if I like it but it's decent. Maybe a 7 or 8 out of 10.