• How cashews almost killed me
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[QUOTE=Jund;19999181]Are you obese?[/QUOTE] No, it's an easy A. I also needed another half credit of "PE".
Great to see you'll recover Bloo, steam would be a lot more boring without you <3
Fuck your stepmom.
[QUOTE=Karbine;20001579]Fuck your stepmom.[/QUOTE] I'd rather not.
Yeah your stepmom is a cunt.
Damn, I know of people getting itchy and stuff when their allergic but wow. I haven't seen anyone allergic to something this bad
Poison-Ivy Cashews?
[QUOTE=pivotmaster;20219802]Poison-Ivy Cashews?[/QUOTE] No, he is just allergic to them.
Eat some more
[QUOTE=emPiRe14;20219841]No, he's probably just allergic to them.[/QUOTE] Yes. I'm fairly certain I said that up there.
I always thought he loved nuts.
[QUOTE=Derubermensch;19997624]I was eating a can of planters cashews while reading this.[/QUOTE] Christ! I was too! Also to you cobalt, lucky it didn't kill you, and yes, your step mom's a bitch for not noticing sooner, AND grounding you off of the damn comp.
nice bump
Glad my allergies aren't that bad
Looks like Hipster Hitler almost got you with his organic cashews.
I feel bad for you man. Cashews are the best nuts. They are so tasty when lightly salted and roasted to perfection or gilded with golden all natural sweet honey.
You think a nut allergy is bad, try being allergic to penicillin. As a kid, There were no antibiotics I could take for flu's & viruses, since penicillin was the only anti-biotic available.
Have sex with your step-mother.
cashews are gross i would sooner kill myself than eat them
What an awesome bump.
I read along normally until someone on page 1 had a bad reading rating :argh:
Your step-mom is trying to kill you. If you were allowed on the computer earlier you could have made a thread and had Doctor Facepunch diagnose you sooner so you could avoid all this shit.
bloo how do you live without eating cashews cashews are literally the best food ever
by ephinephrine hopefully they mean epipens they own jst dont stab yoself in the heart w/ it or inject yourself in the finger by mistake because if you do you will prob lose your finger lmaooo
Shame you can't eat chicken siam now.
[img]http://img.listal.com/image/1465569/500full.jpg[/img] [i]You've got epinephrine on this cart! I want that shit![/i]
Cashews suck. Eat almonds
yeah well sometimes you gotta be careful when eating nuts not to choke on them.
Cashews are up amongst my favourite foods. Sucks to be you!
Your mom is a dick
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