Call a exorcist right [b]fucking[/b] now! That thing is slowly moving towards your house man.
And it'll murder you.
Slowly.
[QUOTE=Mikesword221;24986915]Call a exorcist right [B]fucking[/B] now! That thing is slowly moving towards your house man.
And it'll murder you.
Slowly.[/QUOTE]
I keep trying to tell my folks this, but they said I was being irrational. They also insist to leave the door open on this beautiful day. They don't fully understand the severity of this situation. Also if it stays out there I will take some nighttime photos if it hasn't killed me by then.
Hope someone steals it by then. It is freaking me out.
Some drunk jock crashed into five cars then a bicyclist today on my college campus.
Don't worry. Some wise guy just used the model manipulator tool on the "harmless companion cube" entity from Garry's Mod and spawned it in front of your house. Just don't turn your back on it for too long.
Why, someone just used a improbability drive near your house.
Please, dont hurt the petunias.
May be a ghost bike. AKA a warning to others/tribute
the rapid transit appears to be a sticker :frogbon:
Ride it
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24987317]Some drunk jock crashed into five cars then a bicyclist today on my college campus.[/QUOTE]
Is the bike in question the one that has appeared in front of my house?
[editline]05:44PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Wootman;24987738]Ride it[/QUOTE]
The wheels are stuck.
[QUOTE=mogul20478;24987751]Is the bike in question the one that has appeared in front of my house?
[editline]05:44PM[/editline]
The wheels are stuck.[/QUOTE]
get them fixed and start riding like a cool cat
Your getting played by a bike. gg wp bike
Catch it with your pokeball.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24987317]Some drunk jock crashed into five cars then a bicyclist today on my college campus.[/QUOTE]
wow doug that's amazing.
tell me more.
I attempted to make contact with the bike a few minutes ago. It is still sitting there.
[img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/9vlcht.jpg[/img_thumb]
This seat is comfy as hell, but it made my ass tingle so I got off. I can see why pedophiles enjoy it. It is a comfy bike but definitely possessed.
[img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/10r6avs.jpg[/img_thumb]
So now I am in my room. I have taken a defensive position. That son-a-bitch is not getting any closer to my house. Or else.
[img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/142918l.jpg[/img_thumb]
you already have aids on your legs, its too late. WHY OH WHY DID YOU TOUCH IT
CALL AN EXORCIST RIGHT NOW!
It's probably to late! Right now the bike is planning your demise, waiting to strike!
Or just push it into the road. Someone else with either run over it or get rid of it for you.
[QUOTE=Mattk50;24989477]you already have aids on your legs, its too late. WHY OH WHY DID YOU TOUCH IT[/QUOTE]
I was curious. Don't yell at me.
go tip it over and leave a sign on it " fuck bikes 420 420"
When you wake up next morning it will be in your room.
[QUOTE=mogul20478;24989340]I attempted to make contact with the bike a few minutes ago. It is still sitting there.
[img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/9vlcht.jpg[/img_thumb]
This seat is comfy as hell, but it made my ass tingle so I got off. I can see why pedophiles enjoy it. It is a comfy bike but definitely possessed.
[img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/10r6avs.jpg[/img_thumb]
So now I am in my room. I have taken a defensive position. That son-a-bitch is not getting any closer to my house. Or else.
[img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/142918l.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
The only way to kill is by crushing it with your garage door
Nice bike, How much you want for it?
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;24991826]Nice bike, How much you want for it?[/QUOTE]
Well. It is still lurking in my front yard.
If you want to swing by and pick it up then you can have it.
[editline]09:12PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24991608]The only way to kill is by crushing it with your garage door[/QUOTE]
I suspect this may actually work. I shall try this.
this thread reminds me of Calvin&Hobbes
where do you live
bro
bro
where bro
bro
dude
where do you live
[QUOTE=Lebowski;24992001]where do you live
bro
bro
where bro
bro
dude
where do you live[/QUOTE]
The U.S of A.
Bro
Take it in as your own and train it to do good deeds. Together you can fight crime and be the best superhero duo ever!
[QUOTE=Spikesandhands;24985132]Found a dead hooker on my coffee table one day, both legs locked up, no idea how it got there.[/QUOTE]
One of those days huh?
Well I am going to go to bed fairly soon. So here is the last update for the night. I hope it doesn't come up to my room or something. I have locked the doors.
[img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/2i09dh0.jpg[/img_thumb]
Dramatic angle:
[img_thumb]http://i51.tinypic.com/11mcck2.jpg[/img_thumb]
Seriously who would leave there bike here? It is quite odd.
This is going to be like the new slenderman guys.
What if it moves any closer?
You should set up a cam somewhere looking directly at the bike.
Make sure to hide it well.
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