If she confronts you about it, just maintain your cool face and say
[i]"It's up my ass."[/i]
EDIT: Oh almost forgot. If she asks "Are you serious?" just say
[i]"Why don't you check."[/i]
[QUOTE=Strongbad;25523565]Obvious troll is obvious. Report and move along.[/QUOTE]
Obvious idiot is obvious. Rate dumb and move along.
Buy a new dildo. The same type. And put it back in her dressers.
My dildo needs replacing everytime I use it.
My anus is soooooo tight.
[QUOTE=Greed E;25526961]My dildo needs replacing everytime I use it.
My anus is soooooo tight.[/QUOTE]
where are all these justin beiber idiots coming from
[QUOTE=tomatmann;25526949]Buy a new dildo. The same type. And put it back in her dressers.[/QUOTE]
But make sure you tell the sales assistant that it's not for you and that you're buying it for your mother. Otherwise you'll look like a fucking weirdo.
The socially acceptable terminology is "rubber-glass-toy-penises."
As in: [i]The Story about how my mom's rubber-glass-toy-penis bro[/i]
Please, think of the children. Children don't want dildos, they want rubber-glass-toy-penises.
[QUOTE=AngryChairR;25527037]where are all these justin beiber idiots coming from[/QUOTE]
Thats the new default avatar.
Hows it broken to begin with? If its ripped glue it, if its electronic issues go mcdonalds and slap on a Happy Meal toy.
Buy her this:
[URL="http://www.tickleberry.co.uk/products/images/products/avatar-dildo.jpg"][IMG]http://www.tickleberry.co.uk/products/images/products/avatar-dildo.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[QUOTE=Agent_Wesker;25527425]Buy her this:
[URL="http://www.tickleberry.co.uk/products/images/products/avatar-dildo.jpg"][img_thumb]http://www.tickleberry.co.uk/products/images/products/avatar-dildo.jpg[/img_thumb][/URL][/QUOTE]
Looks like a smurf that took dick face literally :v:
[QUOTE=Shas'O Blind;25527531]Looks like a smurf that took dick face literally :v:[/QUOTE]
It's the avatar dildo
No stripes? Im disappointed
I didn't get the thread title...
...my moms dildo bro as in "My moms dildo, bro!" or "My moms dildoed bro", or "My mom dildoed my bro"?
Buy her Anal Beads then
[QUOTE=Agent_Wesker;25527425]Buy her this:
[URL="http://www.tickleberry.co.uk/products/images/products/avatar-dildo.jpg"][img_thumb]http://www.tickleberry.co.uk/products/images/products/avatar-dildo.jpg[/img_thumb][/URL][/QUOTE]
Oh look! It has tinny feet!
[QUOTE=Jobby;25527164]But make sure you tell the sales assistant that it's not for you and that you're buying it for your mother. Otherwise you'll look like a fucking weirdo.[/QUOTE]
He will anyway :v:
[QUOTE=Impracticable;25522135][b]the story about how my moms dildo broke[/b]
Ok so I had this insane party on sunday, late in the night people went searching trough my moms bra's and underwear. Well, they found a dildo and during the party they were throwing it and shit but I didn't care because I was wasted. Next morning I was cleaning everything and I found the dildo and it was fucking broken. I was like fuck my life but then I knew I had to make a decision, it couldn't be fixed anymore so I had to throw it away in hopes my mom never uses the dildo anymore to find out someone took it from there. Now this is where you guys got to help me, what do I say when she confronts me with his issue?
Tl;dr: wat do ):[/QUOTE]
Well, the answer is really quite simple. Give her yours.
Buy her a floppy dildo.
rubber-glass-toy-penises?!
/cry
Glue it back together.
[QUOTE=Impracticable;25522135] what do I say when she confronts me with his issue?
Tl;dr: wat do ):[/QUOTE]
She won't confront you...cuz that would cause awkwardness between both of you...
[B]p.s this is a Fucked up Thread[/B]
I don't think your mother, upon realising her dildo is missing, will confront her son about it first.
[QUOTE=Impracticable;25522135]what do I say when [b]she[/b] confronts me with [b]his[/b] issue?[/QUOTE]
wat
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;25522325]Shove the broken bits into your anus
Like a real man[/QUOTE]
Your avatar fits absolutely perfectly.
[QUOTE=Kevincs316;25529888]Your avatar fits absolutely perfectly.[/QUOTE]
Lol, That's the new default avatar.
Anyways, glue it together with soft glue, and if it breaks while she's using it, she'll just think she was too rough, and you can live life with suppressed memories, popping pills and all that shit.
It's probably your dad's :v:
Two ways to go about this:
1) Tell her that your friends broke it
or
2) Throw away and don't say anything, if she asks you about tell her that you thought it belonged to one of your friends
she probably wont even say anything about it '' Hey son, you seen my dildo lately''
She's just going to buy a new one.
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