Well Christ everybody if the mouth breathing inbred fish people on Deviantart can ask for 15 dollars for one of their tutorial driven kawaii nightmares I don't see why you can't take advantage of the internet's gullibility.
Remember, it's not called groping for money, it's called entrepreneurial spirit.
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And I drink milk. Because milk is fucking boss.
I don't know who to ask, no one really watches my shit cause i don't draw sonic
I'm just trying to score some flamecow a call of prypjat :smith:
You could advertise your art and talent in this thread now :
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1036354-The-Official-Buy-Sell-thread.?p=26604281#post26604281[/url]
does this kind of stuff piss anyone else off?
[img]http://gyazo.com/c0e48c33d687eee8608e7bf4e72fdb41.png[/img]
hooray, you found the hipstermatic app for your iphone, now go and ask all of your artist friends what they think
[QUOTE=daijitsu;26604332]does this kind of stuff piss anyone else off?
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/c0e48c33d687eee8608e7bf4e72fdb41.png[/img_thumb]
hooray, you found the hipstermatic app for your iphone, now go and ask all of your artist friends what they think[/QUOTE]
And in a few years, the people who do this shit will teach art in school.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;26604332]does this kind of stuff piss anyone else off?
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/c0e48c33d687eee8608e7bf4e72fdb41.png[/img_thumb]
hooray, you found the hipstermatic app for your iphone, now go and ask all of your artist friends what they think[/QUOTE]
Loads of female friends of mine have really high-end cameras (by most standards) that they have no fucking clue how to use. They may as well have a £40 point and click because they suck at photography so much. I don't even do photography and I look at their stuff and know I could do better. They have no grasp of composition what-so-ever. They seem to think that whacking the exposure up = good picture. Either that or desaturation.
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;26604453]Loads of female friends of mine have really high-end cameras (by most standards) that they have no fucking clue how to use. They may as well have a £40 point and click because they suck at photography so much. I don't even do photography and I look at their stuff and know I could do better. They have no grasp of composition what-so-ever. They seem to think that whacking the exposure up = good picture. Either that or desaturation.[/QUOTE]
Step 1: Hold camera at arm's length
Step 2: point down at face
Step 3: make duck-lips
Step 4: desaturate in photoshop
Step 5: re-color eyes annoyingly bright blue
Step 6: write something like "love" in illegible cursive
ART!
Has anyone had an experience with someone who was used to dealing with traditional art, and then they discover Photoshop? It's not a pretty site.
OH this definetly.
Some time ago I had a quirrel with this dude on deviantart. Hang on, maybe I can still find the profile.
[url]http://madmax7373.deviantart.com/gallery/[/url]
The stairway was the last photo when I was fuckign around.
He was all bitchy but after I uploaded my photography he suddenly shut up.
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[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;26604541]Has anyone had an experience with someone who was used to dealing with traditional art, and then they discover Photoshop? It's not a pretty site.[/QUOTE]
The technology was bad back then but I have to say Beksinski.
My mom will change the lighting so that people don't look human. Also when taking out red eye, she makes people look bloodshot and alien-like. And she's a great artist, she's got her art in resorts all over Florida and all over America, but yet with Photoshop... I don't know how that works.
How about the Color Splash app? So hipster.
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i.e
[img]http://www.mobilemac.nl/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/samples.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=daijitsu;26604332]does this kind of stuff piss anyone else off?
[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/c0e48c33d687eee8608e7bf4e72fdb41.png[/img_thumb]
hooray, you found the hipstermatic app for your iphone, now go and ask all of your artist friends what they think[/QUOTE]
we got one in the house!
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1035038-ASCII-amp-ASCI-Art-Thread[/url].
Oh, I know. How about when they put song lyrics in colored funky texts right over their portrait? :D Doesn't that look so awesome, you guys?
[QUOTE=Maya2008;26604791]we got one in the house!
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1035038-ASCII-amp-ASCI-Art-Thread[/url].[/QUOTE]
preemptively closed it in case of bumps. Sorry I've been lacking moderation the past few days, was my birthday on the 7th :buddy:
Oh god
I was working on this digital thing while thinking how much it is like watercolouring.
All of sudden my tablet pen was inside my tea cup.
[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;26604840]Oh god
I was working on this digital thing while thinking how much it is like watercolouring.
All of sudden my tablet pen was inside my tea cup.[/QUOTE]
See, I told ya. It happens.
HAppened before.
I was workign on that ship watercolour, I was sick during that time again and I was drinking coldrex.
I'm totally spaced out, thinking about infrastructure or some shit, when all of sudden I notice how the red had turned slightly orange.
Thinking about that I leant back and had a sip of coldrex. I took instant notice that it tasted different than last time.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwgross. eh, I've eating acrylic paint before. Just a small bit by accident. Plus I can't seem to avoid getting it on me when I paint. Ever.
[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;26604556]OH this definetly.
Some time ago I had a quirrel with this dude on deviantart. Hang on, maybe I can still find the profile.
[url]http://madmax7373.deviantart.com/gallery/[/url]
The stairway was the last photo when I was fuckign around.
He was all bitchy but after I uploaded my photography he suddenly shut up.
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The technology was bad back then but I have to say Beksinski.[/QUOTE]
Beksinski was also a fucking boss.
Beksinski belongs to the same bar that H. R. Giger and H. P. Lovecraft go to. It's located in Sweden because Sweden is also boss.
Why is matisse's snail considered art again?
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[img]http://www.artchive.com/artchive/m/matisse/snail.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=gregvizz;26605189]Why is matisse's snail considered art again?
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[img_thumb]http://www.artchive.com/artchive/m/matisse/snail.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
that... is a good question. But, if you make it in under 30 seconds and can explain its meaning for longer than 30 seconds, someone out there will gladly pay for it if you ask me.
[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;26604919]HAppened before.
I was workign on that ship watercolour, I was sick during that time again and I was drinking coldrex.
I'm totally spaced out, thinking about infrastructure or some shit, when all of sudden I notice how the red had turned slightly orange.
Thinking about that I leant back and had a sip of coldrex. I took instant notice that it tasted different than last time.[/QUOTE]
I accidentally drank my paint water once too. Was painting Warhammer figures.
At least I now have a snazzy warboss.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;26605234]that... is a good question. But, if you make it in under 30 seconds and can explain its meaning for longer than 30 seconds, someone out there will gladly pay for it if you ask me.[/QUOTE]
Always interpreted it as the life. green is like eden, black is death etc. But if I remember correctly it took matisse quite some time. Of course he was dying in his bed when he made that.
[QUOTE=daijitsu;26605234]that... is a good question. But, if you make it in under 30 seconds and can explain its meaning for longer than 30 seconds, someone out there will gladly pay for it if you ask me.[/QUOTE]
My personal policy is if you make something simple and abstract but are capable of making something that looks really damn good, I have no problem with it.
However, if you can't make dick and then make a piece of five second shit and refuse to improve because it's your "style" and it has "a deep meaning", then you can shove a meat tenderizer up your ass.
there enlies the difference between 'fine art' abstract painters and a 12 year old with MS Paint.
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[QUOTE=gregvizz;26605288]Always interpreted it as the life. green is like eden, black is death etc. But if I remember correctly it took matisse quite some time. Of course he was dying in his bed when he made that.[/QUOTE]
You see, there's some sentimental value in it, it was a piece he made on his deathbed. Artists are worth more dead than alive, but something that bridges that gap, places itself as one of the last works ever made, that's something special.
I still wouldn't buy it.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;26605151]Beksinski was also a fucking boss.
Beksinski belongs to the same bar that H. R. Giger and H. P. Lovecraft go to. It's located in Sweden because Sweden is also boss.[/QUOTE]
Beksinski is fucking boss,m his work is the shit.
Only artist whose works have made me teary
Also I love your posts, haven't laughed this hard for a hwile.
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[QUOTE=daijitsu;26605314]there enlies the difference between 'fine art' abstract painters and a 12 year old with MS Paint.
[editline]10th December 2010[/editline]
You see, there's some sentimental value in it, it was a piece he made on his deathbed.[B] Artists are worth more dead than alive[/B], but something that bridges that gap, places itself as one of the last works ever made, that's something special.
I still wouldn't buy it.[/QUOTE]
brb, suicide
[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;26605426]Beksinski is fucking boss,m his work is the shit.
Only artist whose works have made me teary
Also I love your posts, haven't laughed this hard for a hwile.[/QUOTE]
Well that's what happens when you sleep all day and work all night and only go outside when you walk in the morning fog.
God damn I tell you shattering my knee and grinding my life to a halt for several months is the best thing that ever happened to me. Now I've got time, music, and a fuckload of drugs to deal with the crippling anxiety and paranoia that lead to me not noticing the very large car that ran me over last month.
I tell you, life is sweet, but it's so much sweeter on vallium.
Hahah.
Yeah been sitting home for 3 weeks with a small desease. Spent whole time drawing. HAven't learned so much in 3 years of school.
[QUOTE=3v3ryb0dy;26605670]Hahah.
Yeah been sitting home for 3 weeks with a small desease. Spent whole time drawing. HAven't learned so much in 3 years of school.[/QUOTE]
I like you, you're good people. And that's not all just the manic high brought on by lack of sleep talking.
Most every artist I've talked to agrees that the best plan is to learn the technical bits from school and do the rest on your own. Which makes sense, seeing as how most of the art schools I've been to resemble either pristine though altogether un-artistly assembly lines or fucking crazy ass heroine addict infested crack houses.
PS. Protip, if you plan on going to Cal Arts, don't get into the hot tub.
I'm an autodidact. First offical art school is going to be whenever I get accepted into Estonian Arts Academy.
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