The Metal Megathread Mk 3 - if you don't like Kate Bush you aren't metal
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[QUOTE=Joazzz;38950664]what reference homosexual[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/12/13/former-attack-attack-bassist-john-holgado-is-the-stupidest-human-being-ever/]at least I don't listen to trash lol #yolo[/url]
[QUOTE=Joazzz;38950214]metalcore equals homosexuality[/QUOTE]
There are some great metalcore bands, like As I Lay Dying and Killswitch Engage.
But this...
[video=youtube;-lbnPWoO08w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lbnPWoO08w[/video]
Is pretty bad
[QUOTE=Harlot;38945951]ITT: Double Standards[/QUOTE]
Fix'd
[editline]24th December 2012[/editline]
and nitpicking
killswitch engage is fuckin awful lol
As I Lay Dying sounds like ass, even Austrian Death Machine is way better and it's a goddamn side project
Austrian Death Machine is mediocre but the fucking novelty of it is what makes it enjoyable.
[video=youtube;38TwAdWEGGw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38TwAdWEGGw[/video]
[QUOTE=slainpariah;38953375]There are some great metalcore bands, like As I Lay Dying and Killswitch Engage.[/QUOTE]
Sylosis' new album is pretty metalcoreish and amazing
[QUOTE=Joazzz;38950664]what reference homosexual[/QUOTE]
also reflux mothafucka
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qAm-WK1Vjc[/media]
Tosin Abasi and Evan Brewer in one band, nigga.
whoa whoa whoa
excuse me
are we trying to defend metalcore here
excuse me please just
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM-bR4gtFEg[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIB9Cai5kZ4[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXQXCH-vedo[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrDJl_IGFAY[/media]
thx
Metal Christmas music
[video=youtube;lHW6dNuogxo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHW6dNuogxo[/video]
[video=youtube;lbPRHq0n7uc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbPRHq0n7uc[/video]
word
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[video=youtube;feq39KqDl9k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feq39KqDl9k[/video]
What is this trash talk about thrash I see? Heavy metal is the only genre superior.
You are not allowed to disagree.
[sp]It's a joke[/sp]
Only Deathcore is real.
[QUOTE=Franke_R!?;38970960]Only Deathcore is real.[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHAHA
Pay attention, british piss flinger.
The soon-to-be-dead movement of short-haired, fanny whoreshipping, butter salesmen robbing buttmunchers, known as deathcore displeases my friend Franz to a degree that have him penetrate the ground with his cock each time a girly tune of the genre is played.
Thrash however, makes both his and my sweatmeats rotate towards the frostbitten moon in a fashion, even more severe than the thought of lady-boy Bieber Justins head remove by an angry german mineshaft designer.
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;38971058]HAHAHAHAHA
Pay attention, british piss flinger.
The soon-to-be-dead movement of short-haired, fanny whoreshipping, butter salesmen robbing buttmunchers, known as deathcore displeases my friend Franz to a degree that have him penetrate the ground with his cock each time a girly tune of the genre is played.
Thrash however, makes both his and my sweatmeats rotate towards the frostbitten moon in a fashion, even more severe than the thought of lady-boy Bieber Justins head remove by an angry german mineshaft designer.[/QUOTE]but thrash is boring st least you can mosh2deathcore
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;38971524]but thrash is boring st least you can mosh2deathcore[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the advice.
You can also learn how to glue a cast-iron oven to your balls and shove it down an elevator shaft. You will feel a slight pinch as you fall to your death.
When you are reborn as someone less british, I shall teach you the moves of the love circle often spawned at thrash metal concerts. Bring a mop and a bucket, for you might encounter a massive spill of my cucumber mayonnaise, opposed to the weakling fannysquirt you are attuned to, after going to deathcore concerts and bullet-sponge 50 Cent spoken word shindigs.
stop being a faggot please
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;38972845]Thanks for the advice.
You can also learn how to glue a cast-iron oven to your balls and shove it down an elevator shaft. You will feel a slight pinch as you fall to your death.
When you are reborn as someone less british, I shall teach you the moves of the love circle often spawned at thrash metal concerts. Bring a mop and a bucket, for you might encounter a massive spill of my cucumber mayonnaise, opposed to the weakling fannysquirt you are attuned to, after going to deathcore concerts and bullet-sponge 50 Cent spoken word shindigs.[/QUOTE]
did ur fedora get knocked off at a suisci gig or something
I'm honestly having trouble telling if he's a shitty troll or being serious but trying to be witty and zany by saying it in some dumb spergy ass way but either way he's being a literal retard
[QUOTE=Zenpod;38973083]did ur fedora get knocked off at a suisci gig or something[/QUOTE]
Sushi?
Are they that taiwanese symphonic black metal band?
go away
Oh cheer up guys, its only a bloody joke.
[video=youtube;pFDBXW6mbrU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFDBXW6mbrU[/video]
Have some metal church, that'll cool your hurt feelings
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;38972845]Thanks for the advice.
You can also learn how to glue a cast-iron oven to your balls and shove it down an elevator shaft. You will feel a slight pinch as you fall to your death.
When you are reborn as someone less british, I shall teach you the moves of the love circle often spawned at thrash metal concerts. Bring a mop and a bucket, for you might encounter a massive spill of my cucumber mayonnaise, opposed to the weakling fannysquirt you are attuned to, after going to deathcore concerts and bullet-sponge 50 Cent spoken word shindigs.[/QUOTE]
learn to stop posting please. x
[QUOTE=Ibby;38973294]learn to stop posting please. x[/QUOTE]
I'd rather watch an episode of eastenders while Boris Johnson shaves his legs in front of me.
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;38973284]Oh cheer up guys, its only a bloody joke.
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"dont worry guies i was only [I]PRETENDING[/I] to be retarded"
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