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billboard in the town I live in :geno:
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billboard in the town I live in :geno:[/QUOTE]
Saw plenty of those also....
My band is actually playing a show on the 20th its sure to go on way passed midnight so were advertising it as the "LAST SHOW EVER FOR ANYONE" then we will go on our going to hell tour until October when they say the world will really end since this is only the rapture.
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billboard in the town I live in :geno:[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure that's not a lifetime guarantee. If it is, I hope those poor morons get their money back.
Unfortunately the area I live in is packed with churches and little make-shift churches (You'll find one or more, open or condemned, at least every other block. I've seen plenty of the lined up, two to four on a single block.) and I've seen those advertisements for the rapture on bus stops and buses.
There are billboards here in California.
Child: "Mommy why does God want me to swallow this pill that says "Cyanide?"
Dumb-as-grass parrent: "So you can be with him in heaven for the rapture sweety, now on 3 we all swallow..."
The gene pool shall be cleansed... It won't be pretty though, and theres going to be tons of news stories on mass suicides, but it will be cleansed.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;29807302][media][URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=-DfggHLLjDU[/URL][/media][/QUOTE]Did that first guy REALLY say 'unstoppabable'? Goddamnit I hate everything now.
I'll wake up Sunday morning and laugh
[QUOTE=ElChrisman99;29810312]Child: "Mommy why does God want me to swallow this pill that says "Cyanide?"
Dumb-as-grass parrent: "So you can be with him in heaven for the rapture sweety, now on 3 we all swallow..."
The gene pool shall be cleansed... It won't be pretty though, and theres going to be tons of news stories on mass suicides, but it will be cleansed.[/QUOTE]
I don't think they'll kill themselves.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;29810586]I don't think they'll kill themselves.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, they'll just be jobless and without a home. Much worse if you ask me.
alright, not sure if it's been posted but whatever. I was given a pamphlet by the roving caravan of idiots who came through my area. The prediction from THEM is:
When the great flood happened, it lasted 40 days. at the end of that, god told Noah he had 7 days to make the world right or he will completely destroy it. THEN, through the wonderful logic of "it's also in the bible", they point out a verse that says "one day is as one thousand years to god". This obviously means the warning given to Noah was actually 7,000 years. (this is all noah's fault for procrastinating I guess). The flood ended some time in february of whatever year that was, and obviously "exactly" 7,000 years later lands us in march. Daylight savings time or something.
The best logical fallacy that contradicts the biggest, most positively accepted bible-thumpin' fact is that if it was 7,000 years ago to the day, PLUS the other 40 'days' (which should be considered 40,000 years by the same standard). So, why the fuck is the earth "only 6,000 years old".
the answer? "Do not question god's plan. He knows all and it is all a test of our faith to take his word".
fuck you that's a lame excuse. "He's testing you" is just a means of saying "if you don't think about it hard enough you won't realize how you're wasting your life following a book that doesn't even keep its own story straight."
[QUOTE=Strongbad;29810586]I don't think they'll kill themselves.[/QUOTE]
I bet someone's bringing punch to the going away party
I hope this does happen, I can't get into residence at uni so now I'm scrambling and it would be great if everyone just died so I don't have to worry about it
Can you imagine what these people are gonna do on the 22nd?
[QUOTE=Lambeth;29810739]Can you imagine what these people are gonna do on the 23rd?[/QUOTE]
22'nd you mean? Learn to count
I'm sure some people have gotten rid of all their stuff or whatever to make themselves look good in the face of apocalypse.
[editline]13th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=killover;29810749]22'nd you mean? Learn to count[/QUOTE]
shush
I wonder what that crazy religious lady from wife-swap or whatever is up to right now
[img]http://doodiepants.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/god-warrior.jpg[/img]
This guy is full of so much bullshit its not even funny:
[quote]The number 5, Camping concluded, equals "atonement." Ten is "completeness." Seventeen means "heaven." Camping patiently explained how he reached his conclusion for May 21, 2011.
"Christ hung on the cross April 1, 33 A.D.," he began. "Now go to April 1 of 2011 A.D., and that's 1,978 years."
Camping then multiplied 1,978 by 365.2422 days - the number of days in each solar year, not to be confused with a calendar year.
Next, Camping noted that April 1 to May 21 encompasses 51 days. Add 51 to the sum of previous multiplication total, and it equals 722,500.
Camping realized that (5 x 10 x 17) x (5 x 10 x 17) = 722,500.
Or put into words: (Atonement x Completeness x Heaven), squared.
"Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story," Camping said. "It's the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you're completely saved.[/quote]
[url]http://articles.sfgate.com/2010-01-01/bay-area/17466332_1_east-bay-bay-area-first-time-camping/2[/url]
Wikipedia explains it a bit better:
[quote]According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
(5 × 10 × 17)2 or (atonement × completeness × heaven)2 also equals 722,500.
Thus, Camping concludes that 5 × 10 × 17 is telling us a "story from the time Christ made payment for our sins until we're completely saved."[/quote]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_end_times_prediction#Reasoning[/url]
Oh and best of all, he previously said the world would end in 1994 and 1995
[quote]
Sep 27, 1994 Harold Camping, head of Oakland's Family Radio and host of the station's Biblical discussion talk show Open Forum, predicted the end in his book 1994? He calculated that the Tribulation would end on September 6, followed by the Last Day and the Second Coming of Christ between Sep. 15 and Sep. 27. (Camping p.526-7, p.531)
Sep 29, 1994 Harold Camping's doomsday prediction #2. (Abanes p.95)
Oct 2, 1994 Harold Camping's doomsday prediction #3. (Abanes p.95)
Mar 31, 1995 Harold Camping's doomsday prediction #4. He gave up setting dates afterwards. (Abanes p.95)[/quote]
[url]http://www.abhota.info/end3.html[/url] (Scroll down to the bottom)
Conclusion: This guy is insane and should not be taken seriously.
It's 2:00 A.M. Over here.
Hey God,CoMeAtMeBrO.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;29810817]It's 2:00 A.M. Over here.
Hey God,CoMeAtMeBrO.[/QUOTE]
next saturday
fixed the title
I bust out laughing when i saw this:
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[b][i]Beep Beep its the GOD-MOBILE![/i][/b]
[QUOTE=AaronM202;29810887]I bust out laughing when i saw this:
[img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/BOOO.jpg[/img_thumb]
[b][i]Beep Beep its the GOD-MOBILE![/i][/b][/QUOTE]
I like the useless use of "com[i]eth[/i]"
Just like every other Theory. We won't be raptured. I do feel bad for the families throwing away their money just cause some nutjob told them they are gonna die. Crazy world we live in.
[QUOTE=Rocko's;29810974]I do feel bad for the families throwing away their money just cause some nutjob[/QUOTE]
Read: Jehovah's Witnesses
[editline]14th May 2011[/editline]
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billboard in the town I live in :geno:[/QUOTE]
guaranteed... or my life spared? :raise:
1 day before my birthday :saddowns:
[QUOTE=ITG;29811001]1 day before my birthday :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
happy birthday!!
I saw one of those billboards saying the Earth will end on the 21st when me and my boyfriend were walking to his house.
[QUOTE=Mr Nagasaki;29811114]I saw one of those billboards saying the Earth will end on the 21st when me and my boyfriend were walking to his house.[/QUOTE]
I feel like that last part of the post was there for some reason other than just for the sake of the story
My friend's birthday is on the 21st.
give him his birthday present on friday
a giant box with a letter inside that says "I got you an earthquake. Should ship in tomorrow"
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