To the OP, awesome. I had to work at my movie theater tonight as an usher. It was nuts. People are pigs and just leave shit all over the theater in general, but on opening weekends for these big preteen/adolescent fantasy and gush movies, it's an absolute nightmare. I wish I had someone like you at my theater just to make my night. I would have given you a high five myself, even if I was the one escorting you out of the theater.
this is a shit thread full of gay ass 4chan dicks
how was the face punch movie
[QUOTE=Wii60;18482203]how was the face punch movie[/QUOTE]
[quote]00:53 - (hisname): it lasted like 2 seconds[/quote]
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[QUOTE=Wii60;18482203]how was the face punch movie[/QUOTE]
Went down like this.
Guy 1: Put down the gun or I'll blow your fricking head off.
Guy 2: YOU put down the gun or I'll blow YOUR fricking head off.
Guy 3: Both of you put down the guns or I'll blow your fricking heads off.
Guy 1: Alright, let's do this.
And then there were various sounds of explosions, gunfire, and screaming.
[editline]11:55PM[/editline]
Also it showed no actual movie, just the sound.
[QUOTE=Rubs10;18482192]Tell us about the legendary part where they go to see "Face Punch" the movie.[/QUOTE]
Well, Bella asked all the friends to go, but only the werewolf guy and the normal friend who looks like he might be gay.
All you saw was people in the theatre, and lines that were something like this:
"STOP OR I'LL SHOOT YOUR FACE OFF WITH THIS GUN!"
"NO, YOU STOP OR I'LL SHOOT BOTH YOUR FACES OFF WITH MY GUN!"
*gunshots*
Then the guy I think might be gay says he gets sick, they leave the theatre and he throws up, and then the werewolf guy threatens him by saying "You feel sick? GO TO THE HOSPITAL! DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT YOU IN THE HOSPITAL?!"
[QUOTE=bmg029012;18482193]To the OP, awesome. I had to work at my movie theater tonight as an usher. It was nuts. People are pigs and just leave shit all over the theater in general, but on opening weekends for these big preteen/adolescent fantasy and gush movies, it's an absolute nightmare. I wish I had someone like you at my theater just to make my night. I would have given you a high five myself, even if I was the one escorting you out of the theater.[/QUOTE]
The manager is just a cunt in general, I got a warning from a guy before the coming attractions even started, and he said "Look, I really don't care, and I find it pretty funny, but can you just keep it down a little bit so I don't have to make you leave?"
[QUOTE=Mister B;18482237]Went down like this.
Guy 1: Put down the gun or I'll blow your fricking head off.
Guy 2: YOU put down the gun or I'll blow YOUR fricking head off.
Guy 3: Both of you put down the guns or I'll blow your fricking heads off.
Guy 1: Alright, let's do this.
And then there were various sounds of explosions, gunfire, and screaming.
[/QUOTE]
That's exactly like this Facepunch.
-snip-
I wonder if people are gonna google Face Punch and find us.
Reminds me of that comic that had the author put 4chan in the book.
Haha, you're on Digg now.
[url]http://digg.com/movies/Operation_No_Moon_was_a_success[/url]
[QUOTE=vassikinexthree;18482372]I wonder if people are gonna google Face Punch and find us.
Reminds me of that comic that had the author put 4chan in the book.[/QUOTE]
The funny thing is that FP was worrying about that a couple months ago :v:
[QUOTE=larrylumpy;18482480]The funny thing is that FP was worrying about that a couple months ago :v:[/QUOTE]
I vaguely remember that.
What is "christfags"?
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;18482503]What is "christfags"?[/QUOTE]
Christians. They kinda don't like things like vampires.
That's an idiotic statement, I know a lot of Christians who like vampires, has nothing to do with religion. And I'm not a "christfag" you fucking moron.
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;18482534]That's an idiotic statement, I know a lot of Christians who like vampires, has nothing to do with religion. And I'm not a "christfag" you fucking moron.[/QUOTE]
Chill man, Vampires are just homosexuals.
It's ok to have friends that like homosexuals, We know.
[sp] Ahh fuck Im gonna get banned for homophobe or something, It's not intended like that[/sp]
You're forgetting that came from 4chan.
And I never implied that you were one, I really don't give a shit about your religion or beliefs.
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;18482534]That's an idiotic statement, I know a lot of Christians who like vampires, has nothing to do with religion. And I'm not a "christfag" you fucking moron.[/QUOTE]
woah there docta i know u got a PhD but chilllllll for chrissttts sakeeeeee
I should do this when the third movie comes out (if there is one...).
Wow.
What an asshole..
An asshole that has my utmost respect. Next time, invite me!
[QUOTE=lum1naire;18482594]woah there docta i know u got a PhD but chilllllll for chrissttts sakeeeeee[/QUOTE]
Fuck year.
Dr. Pepper, PhD.
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[QUOTE=demoniclemon;18482606]I should do this when the third movie comes out (if there is one...).[/QUOTE]
Comes out in June.
My mom told me.
She's obsessed with it.
And she's like 47.
:goleft:
Congratulations, you're a dick
Thanks for confirming what everybody else has said Hezzy.
Also, in before you get a shitton of agrees just because you're a mod\admin.
[QUOTE=vassikinexthree;18482700]Thanks for confirming what everybody else has said Hezzy.
Also, in before you get a shitton of agrees just because you're a mod\admin.[/QUOTE]
I predict he's going to get one of every rating.
:smugdog:
OP is a real Facepunch hero.
Fact; I've bumped into far more obnoxious Twilight haters than I have Twilight lovers. (And even with the lovers it's a resounding "It's okay" with a shy laugh.) I hate Twilight, I don't need to go around ruining something someone enjoys because of it.
Congratulations, you're contributing to the problem.
[QUOTE=Wish I wasn't an 09er;18482756]Fact; I've bumped into far more obnoxious Twilight haters than I have Twilight lovers. (And even with the lovers it's a resounding "It's okay" with a shy laugh.) I hate Twilight, I don't need to go around ruining something someone enjoys because of it.
Congratulations, you're contributing to the problem.[/QUOTE]
I respect your opinion, but do not give a shit. Good day.
Ok good job you became the hugest asshole most people will ever meet. Do you feel accomplished? You gonna tell that story proudly to your friends? Or does your personality prevent you from having any? Yeah you don't like Twilight, many of us don't, but just because you got kicked out of a theater for being an immature and obnoxious ass doesn't mean you're Mr. Cool.
[img]http://x85.xanga.com/55ef357767233238309318/z188424521.jpg[/img]
I find it ironic that by purchasing something that they value, Twilight fans are more productive and valuable members of society than you are. Great job at being worthless, you annoying prick.
[QUOTE=-Matt-94;18482766]Ok good job you became the hugest asshole most people will ever meet. Do you feel accomplished? You gonna tell that story proudly to your friends? Or does your personality prevent you from having any? Yeah you don't like Twilight, many of us don't, but just because you got kicked out of a theater for being an immature and obnoxious ass doesn't mean you're Mr. Cool.[/QUOTE]
When did I say I'm cool for this? I know I'm a dick for doing it, but I did it because I wanted to.
Also, I like how all the negative comments come in right after Hezzy says that.
[quote]I find it ironic that by purchasing something that they value, Twilight fans are more productive and valuable members of society than you are. Great job at being worthless, you annoying prick.[/quote]
I purchased a ticket to the movie because I value being a douchebag. Next question?
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