• Why the hell do I keep stretching so much.
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[QUOTE=Riotashuma;19042656]I'm not VERY active, but I do 80 minutes of phys ed everyday. Excluding weekends.[/QUOTE] You're the master athlete of Facepunch now.
Your bones are trying to escape out of your body via your mouth, you should pull out the electiricity wire from a lamp and keep shocking yourself every 2 minuites.
Are you by chance a member of the Fantastic 4?
It means your mom is being fucked go see your mom
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;19050636][QUOTE=Riotashuma;19042656]I'm not VERY active, but I do 80 minutes of phys ed everyday. Excluding weekends.[/QUOTE] You're the master athlete of Facepunch now.[/QUOTE] I do 1 hour of exercise a week if i'm lucky.
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;19050636]You're the master athlete of Facepunch now.[/QUOTE] Sorry to wreck your treck, but i do about an hour of hard workouts every 12 hours. but i am also working towards something that i cannot speak of.
I try to exercise every day (run for about 40 minutes) but since it's too cold to run (not unless there's a simple cure for lung pneumonia) i can't exercise untill it get's warmer. :frown: And i really like it, i can't imagine running laps without music, it would be really boring.
Your turning into a cat or something.
I yawn and stretch a lot when I've been stuck indoors for too long. Also as a nervous trait, I pretend to be tired as an excuse for my lack of conversation. 'tisn't a bad thing and it doesn't [b]have[/b] to be to do with being unhealthy :)
Does it bother you?
I bet it's growing pains. I always stretch all the time when I'm going through a growth spurt.
I just yawned and stretched because of this thread. Thanks, it felt really good.
[quote=riotashuma;19042382]no matter what i'm doing every fifth minute i have to take these huge stretches and yawn at the same time, even though i'm not tired. This has been happening for like 2 years. Anybody have an idea?[/quote] i dont care why did i open this thread ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
It's the food you eat. Even if you're semi-slim, it still can make you feel tired, stretch more frequently and even cause depression. Start eating more healthier foods and lay off the energy drinks too.
[QUOTE=Riotashuma;19042382]No matter what I'm doing every fifth minute I have to take these huge stretches and yawn at the same time, even though I'm not tired. This has been happening for like 2 years. Anybody have an Idea?[/QUOTE] Shit feels good. You have no problem.
My uncle had that. He died two years and a week later.
[QUOTE=markg06;19050652]Your bones are trying to escape out of your body via your mouth, you should pull out the electiricity wire from a lamp and keep shocking yourself every 2 minuites.[/QUOTE] Screw you. I laughed while eating Doritos, but instead of laughing, I made a noise that is mixed between the sound of a car horn and a goose.
[QUOTE=Riotashuma;19042382]No matter what I'm doing every fifth minute I have to take these huge stretches and yawn at the same time, even though I'm not tired. This has been happening for like 2 years. Anybody have an Idea?[/QUOTE] i looked it up, it has todo with respitory problems, excercis your lungs more, and go see a doctor dude.
You have turned into a rope of sentient taffy, have fun before you get eaten by a fat guy.
[QUOTE=Riotashuma;19042536]Could it be because of Growth? Also, when I stretch, I stretch every single section of my body.[/QUOTE] do you stretch your ballsack
Oh god I used to do this
You're turning into Slender Man. First it'll be yawning, then you'll stretch your tendrils... Then you'll be peeking through windows.
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