[QUOTE=ryandaniels;20927806]I can play a pussy like a trombone[/QUOTE]
I can play the rusty trombone. :smug:
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;20927822]But i think the real question we're all itching to know is can you play a violin like a pussy?[/QUOTE]
everyone who plays violin either has a pussy or is a pussy.
I don't like Oral-B and Oral Sex, I rather have a handjob.
Also I wont lick a vagina either.
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;20927822]But i think the real question we're all itching to know is can you play a violin like a pussy?[/QUOTE]
I'll bet if you have an abnormally strong tongue you could get it to make noises.
Only when they start to hiss and talk to me :ohdear:
[QUOTE=zin908;20927866]Only when they start to hiss and talk to me :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfLht1WFfQw[/media]
do girls who play violin practice on themselves
[QUOTE=Lankist;20927779]I can play a pussy like a violin.[/QUOTE]
Its true, i have seen this man do it.
On you?
[editline]06:04PM[/editline]
Lankist's standards sure have dropped.
Hey lankist, I just lost my respect for you.
[QUOTE=Zeldy;20927605]I do.
Then again, I'm gay.[/QUOTE]
^
[QUOTE=Jawalt;20927814]Not really it's not just pussy juices, just especially pussy juices. I feel the same way about it as I do about blood. It's not like I'm actively deciding not to it's a like bodily reaction/aversion to it.[/QUOTE]
Sorry, but if you ever want to be with anyone, you're going to have to get over that aversion. Unless you plan to not do anything at all with them, including kissing.
Don't mean to be an ass but that's the cold hard fact. It's just a natural reaction, there's no reason to be grossed out by it (again, unless they don't clean up down there).
Come on guys seriously :( someone relate with me.
[QUOTE=Jawalt;20928023]Come on guys seriously :( someone relate with me.[/QUOTE]
no
[QUOTE=Lankist;20928037]no[/QUOTE]
lol
[QUOTE=Jawalt;20928023]Come on guys seriously :( someone relate with me.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lankist;20928037]no[/QUOTE]
I can't either. Sorry
[QUOTE=massn7;20928022]Sorry, but if you ever want to be with anyone, you're going to have to get over that aversion. Unless you plan to not do anything at all with them, including kissing.
Don't mean to be an ass but that's the cold hard fact. It's just a natural reaction, there's no reason to be grossed out by it (again, unless they don't clean up down there).[/QUOTE]
I'm down with kissing, as long as like there's not some huge amount of tongue and like she doesn't literally split in my mouth. As long as I don't see it and I can't like feel a lugie(that'd be nasty shit) I'd be good.
[QUOTE=Jawalt;20928100]I'm down with kissing, as long as like there's not some huge amount of tongue and like she doesn't literally split in my mouth. As long as I don't see it and I can't like feel a lugie(that'd be nasty shit) I'd be good.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure nobody actually likes that sort of thing. Well tongue is one thing, but hawking lugies and dumping spit in someone's mouth is generally seen as unattractive in good terms, fucking disgusting in others. Although I'm sure there's porn of it somewhere.
Why exactly do you have an aversion in the first place? Is it just the thought of where it comes from, or what?
you must be the most nervous fucker of all time.
[editline]09:13PM[/editline]
seriously nothing turns a woman on like saying "don't spit in my mouth."
jesus christ
One time me and my friend were watching porn, it was pretty good until the girl started squirting all over the place. Still gives us nightmares.
[QUOTE=massn7;20928125]I'm pretty sure nobody actually likes that sort of thing. Well tongue is one thing, but hawking lugies and dumping spit in someone's mouth is generally seen as unattractive in good terms, fucking disgusting in others. Although I'm sure there's porn of it somewhere.
Why exactly do you have an aversion in the first place? Is it just the thought of where it comes from, or what?[/QUOTE]
Yea I dunno like it justs grosses me out. I can't give any logical reason. Most of my fear is contextual. Like if I'm watching a fight and expecting to see blood I'm pretty alright. But if someone was to like hit me and my blood starting gushing I'd freak out and have like a panic attack.
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;20927688]Dude if you ever jizzed in your mouth by accident you'd have a panic attack[/QUOTE]
?
If it smells like fish, and tastes like chicken, hold your nose and keep on lickin'
[QUOTE=Jawalt;20927636]I'm not gay I just have aversions to bodily fluids. Like my own spit/blood/snot/jizz is pretty gross to me so even if it's a chick I don't want to be all up in her jizz.[/QUOTE]
Uh why not dude. THATS SUPER HOT ;)
[QUOTE=Jawalt;20928023]Come on guys seriously :( someone relate with me.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure you'd get some sympathy from the golden
[QUOTE=Jawalt;20928177]Yea I dunno like it justs grosses me out. I can't give any logical reason. Most of my fear is contextual. Like if I'm watching a fight and expecting to see blood I'm pretty alright. But if someone was to like hit me and my blood starting gushing I'd freak out and have like a panic attack.[/QUOTE]
Okay so think of it in a contextual sense. Just accept the fact that, like in a fight you'd expect blood, expect the fluids while you're enjoying physical contact.
Or, alternatively, take an oath of chastity and become one of those preisty things
[QUOTE=massn7;20928372]Okay so think of it in a contextual sense. Just accept the fact that, like in a fight you'd expect blood, expect the fluids while you're enjoying physical contact.[/QUOTE]
That's the thing though. With contact it's easy to ignore. Like I'd be cool with my dick touching the juices. It's just it's hard to ignore something when it's close to your eyes/mouth/other openings. I dunno.
[QUOTE=Jawalt;20928434]That's the thing though. With contact it's easy to ignore. Like I'd be cool with my dick touching the juices. It's just it's hard to ignore something when it's close to your eyes/mouth/other openings. I dunno.[/QUOTE]
I don't know then. Perhaps you'll just have to condition yourself against your aversion.
Yeah just don't do oral or get any of it near your face.
[QUOTE=massn7;20928547]I don't know then. Perhaps you'll just have to condition yourself against your aversion.[/QUOTE]
Yea I'll go japanese creepy and shit and order some pussy juices off the net, and soak myself in them for a day. Makes sense.
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