• We've bought three pedobear costumes. Now what ?
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Walk into crowded store and yell "WHAT THE FUCK, THIS ISN'T THE DAYCARE!" and then leave. [editline]07:52PM[/editline] It'll be hilarious for the people intheknow
Soak in gas, put it on, and set on fire while jumping from 200m+ building. Have somebody film it. I can guarantee you will get famous.
Build a time machine and go back to a 2006 where pedobear used to be funny.
OMFG THAT SHIT IS SO CASH, FUCKING EPIC WINNARZ, :saddowns:
stand outside a primary school [editline]09:15PM[/editline] hug children
congrats, you have a fursona
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you do realize that all three of you are going to be [I]that guy[/I] for haloween. if you're gonna do an internet meme for haloween it's gotta be subtle so you don't look like a jackass to everyone else [editline]03:21PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Gengar;17961671]Build a time machine and go back to a 2006 where pedobear used to be funny.[/QUOTE] [img_thumb]inb4title[/img_thumb]
Me and my friends are funnier than you. We got three of these badboys: [img]http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/5a/8/AAAADJOZxsAAAAAAAFqCXg.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;17961861]you do realize that all three of you are going to be [I]that guy[/I] for haloween.[/QUOTE] What is 'that guy'?
Good now go back to 4chan where somebody might give a fuck.
[QUOTE=Risonhighmer;17961928]Me and my friends are funnier than you. We got three of these badboys: [img]http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/5a/8/AAAADJOZxsAAAAAAAFqCXg.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://i20.tinypic.com/jszw9h.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Risonhighmer;17961928]Me and my friends are funnier than you. We got three of these badboys: [img]http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0/5a/8/AAAADJOZxsAAAAAAAFqCXg.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] where did you get that [editline]08:33PM[/editline] serious question
Go hang at children parties
1)Get Coca-Cola boxes. Two 12 packs and one 36 pack would do nicely. Find pipes of some kind (plumbing/toilet roll/Coca-Cola cans work too). Glue them on. Paint them correctly. Paint 36 box correctly (remember those yellow-black stripes!), make two straps in a manner of backpack (Lots'a scotch, grab it while you can). Connect the 12 packs with 36 pack via vacuum tubes. Sell the costumes. Use the above method to get a better costume.
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;17966005]where did you get that [editline]08:33PM[/editline] serious question[/QUOTE] A store called New York Novelties downtown Vancouver, BC, Canada. There's a couple websites that have them as well though.
the fact that you bought pedobear costumes tells me one thing the world would be better without you
grow old and die
Sit near dressing rooms at GapKids. Wait for police.
[QUOTE=Thomo;17960140]Get a van, walk into a nursery. Fill up the van with children.[/QUOTE] then drive off a cliff. with you inside
[QUOTE=Mr_Proudfoot;17979634]then drive off a cliff. with you inside[/QUOTE] Set the van on fire, too!
[QUOTE=gufu;17979652]Set the van on fire, too![/QUOTE] Leave the children though, so you have witnesses.
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;17960478]Scare the fuck out of kids on halloween. What else?[/QUOTE] This.
Or you could throw them in the trash and go be angry at yourself for ever considering buying pedobear suits.
Assault a federal officer.
ಠ_ಠ What.
Make jokes about children and be like your hero like Michael Jackson.
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