• A little bird flew in my room and it doesn't want to go
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its gonna put its ass in your face when you wake up. [editline]07:54AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jawalt;24380671]Why's he gotta be black?[/QUOTE] racism
I once found a bird like that outside but his problem is he didn't know how to fly. He would fly into walls and not very high. Poor guy. I let him go,hope he made it to his family.
It likes you. :v:
You would be stupid not to keep such a lovable thing like that.
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;24372491]Now's your chance. Sever its spine and cook it. A mighty feast awaits.[/QUOTE] how does nobody see the humor in this? it's not like it was a serious suggestion or anything [editline]12:28AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Trinholdt;24380956]You would be stupid not to keep such a lovable thing like that.[/QUOTE] that wouldn't be very loving
Last time I had a bird encounter in my house, it was a hawk. I threw a pen cap at it after I open the door. It flew out thankfully! It came through the chimney.
[QUOTE=Borjoyzee;24381082]Last time I had a bird encounter in my house, it was a hawk. I threw a pen cap at it after I open the door. It flew out thankfully! It came through the chimney.[/QUOTE] Hawks will fuck u up
^That is why I threw a pen cap at it!
[QUOTE=Borjoyzee;24381204]^That is why I threw a pen cap at it![/QUOTE] It will fuck up that pen cap.
[QUOTE=M_B;24381052]how does nobody see the humor in this? it's not like it was a serious suggestion or anything[/QUOTE] People act all mushy and gooey about small, fragile animals in one thread and flip out on anybody who dares make a joke, then they go right back to passionately hating africans, furries, and other fellow human beings in other threads. Welcome to Facepunch.
Obviously it's trying to tell you something. It's one of your relatives reincarnated. No, seriously it is.
Buy a birdcage if you want to keep it then.
Once when I was eight or something a blackbird did that same thing... but it started stealing peoples smokes and giving them to us. He also perched on our shoulders when we tapped our shoulders, which was pretty cool.
I fucking freak if a bird flies towards me.
Step on it.
"A little bird flew into my room, and it won't leave." "I think it plans to stay the night..." "It pooped in a glass." "[highlight]It's still here...[/highlight]" I cracked up at the video.
[QUOTE=Funnycat;24372564]Well noone died last time[/QUOTE] Was this Noone close to you?
[QUOTE=niclawton;24384316]Was this Noone close to you?[/QUOTE] :downsrim:
Maybe it's injured you know, how well does it fly? if at all.
Name it after a pokemon please
This is still incredibly adorable and I'm really jealous.
[QUOTE=Pruneyman;24372412]Try to mate with it. It obviously likes you, :pervert:[/QUOTE] :eng99:
[QUOTE=Jawalt;24380671]Why's he gotta be black?[/QUOTE] [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_squirrel[/url] :downs:
See if he made it through the night (Guessing our timezones are similar)
You should get a birdhouse and keep him as an outdoor pet.
I love birds, I wish this happened to me.
D'awwww
Give it a little suit and train it to bring you drinks.
Make it learn FLY.
A wild bird appeared. OP used 'Make Thread' It was super effective!
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