A little bird flew in my room and it doesn't want to go
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Don't be ungrateful. If a bird with a moustache flew into my room and didn't want to leave. Id take care of that mother fucker like he was my son. Wed play video games and eat pizza and shit.
aw man, why didnt you keep it? :(
Keep an eye for it, he might just visit you again, i had a similiar story...
with a squirrel and a fox.
They came back. every day. I have no pictures :(
The fox was adorable, as the squirrel, and we fed them every time they visited us :)
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[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;24386023]Adorable. My asshole friend shot a bird with my air rifle and it exploded. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
Goddamn, not funny! whats wrong with FP?
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;24386023]Adorable. My asshole friend shot a bird with my air rifle and it exploded. :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
I feel bad for laughing at this
So fucking cute...
If you dont like it give me
OP threw the bird out into the cold and dark wilderness.
[QUOTE=ColdWave;24388107]OP threw the bird out into the cold and dark wilderness.[/QUOTE]
Shoot him with an air rifle, imo.
when i was in spain pigeons would stand on my hand like that.
and then they would shit themselves.
Think of what the cats would do if you didn't PROTECT IT.
The video made me smile and daww.
I'm still smiling.
Whilst coming back to here I was listening to the song of storms from zelda ocarina of time
It amplifies the cuteness
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24389225]when i was in spain pigeons would stand on my hand like that.
and then they would shit themselves.[/QUOTE]
When I was in Amsterdam, pigeons would shit on me and sparrows would latch onto my fingers. Their little talons hurt so much, especially when they go under your nails.
That's because Amsterdam is overrated and boring. Went there once in my life. I prefer to stay where I am. Much better in other places in The Netherlands. Like some awesome towns in Gelderland. Fucking cute birds flying around all day.
Make him your pet.
Name him Funny Bird(FP name :v:)
Cute little thing.
[QUOTE=DeVotchKa;24392046]Cute little thing.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar fits the thread
put it out the window and then close it if it keeps coming back
that was oblivion why didn't you think of it
Wow guys I put it out the same night it came here.
[QUOTE=Funnycat;24392574]Wow guys I put it out the same night it came here.[/QUOTE]
What?!
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=Funnycat;24392574]Wow guys I put it out the same night it came here.[/QUOTE]
See OP is a cold hearted bastard that hates animals. That bird probably flew itself into a windshield because of you. You are now an accomplice of bird suicide.
Eat the bird
[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;24393901]My air rifle is a 175 m/s Diana Panther 21. My friend has a 375 m/s rifle that kicks like a fucking horse. I'd try that on a bird but I'm not an asshole.[/QUOTE]
Holy fuck you must be like a special ops sniper or something!
[QUOTE=Furioso;24372059]dawww :3:
last time a bird tried to go in my room it smacked itself against the window at full-speed and killed itself :saddowns:
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ITS NOT FUNNY YOU FUCKS DSFJSHsGSD[/QUOTE]
Same here, I woke up one morning and turned the computer on and went off to start my day but before I could leave the room I hear the noise of a pigeon flying full speed into my window scaring me knocking over empty bottles of water and cans of soda.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BIRD?
caps
[QUOTE=Funnycat;24392574]Wow guys I put it out the same night it came here.[/QUOTE]
You're a monster.
You seriously should have kept it. Free pet! I mean that thing is fucking adorable.
you should have trained it to sit on your phone, and sing your ringtone when your phone vibrates!
Edit!
i had a liger swim into my room and punch me with its foot.
[QUOTE=leetman;24397842]i had a liger swim into my room and punch me with its foot.[/QUOTE]
As fucking stupid as this post was, 'punch me with its foot' made me laugh.
So cute
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