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What are some good creepy ones? I mean shit that's just... off.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;48227208]Just read SCP-1875. The ending catches you off guard. Don't read it after sunset, like I did.[/QUOTE] For some reason, after jumping once and I stare at the image again, the left girl's expression becomes more and more comedic :v:

I had an idea I was planning on drafting. the SCP would be a pair of rifts in a subway tunnel that seem the lead to one another making a ~1500 feet stretch of tunnel inaccessible. It was found when a subway train carrying people never made it to it's stop, thereby being swallowed between these two rifts. When close to the void, one can rarely hear faint sounds that seem to be conversations of the missing subway train and its passengers, but scrambled chronologically. After piecing some together, it tells that the passengers are now stuck in a never ending tunnel, and them dealing with the fact they're all going to hopelessly die in the neverending tunnel. Probably add some twists and turns with the plot iunno. Sorry if it seems poorly described, didn't want to end up writing the entire story here, but seem worth continuing on with? Separate topic: 1875 went too far the route of your typical creepypasta trope by the end, with the [sp]creepy .exe file, dead teenage girls haunting shit, and random .jpg shock image.[/sp] Just putting in the format of an SCP doesn't just make the tropes okay.

[QUOTE=Kill001;48227533]For some reason, after jumping once and I stare at the image again, the left girl's expression becomes more and more comedic :v:[/QUOTE] In all honesty I saw the top of the image and noped out of there because I knew I wouldn't sleep, regardless of how much I remove myself from it.

1875 feels like some thing I can see on the creepypasta wiki.

[QUOTE=gufu;48227057]Speaking of shitty SCP's from the past, what was the one that was literally a Lactation/Infantilism Fetishist one?[/QUOTE] You mean the mother slime one? That was good.

I like the SCP in the 500's range that is literally no description and almost 100% redacted. Shit's meta-aware as fuck.

[QUOTE=gufu;48227057]Speaking of shitty SCP's from the past, what was the one that was literally a Lactation/Infantilism Fetishist one?[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-597[/url] The Mother Of Them All A comment on the article, from my good friend Decibelles, sums up my thoughts on it pretty well [I]"One of my least favorite articles on the entire site. Too many expungements (this is coming from a staunch supporter of 579), too long and not to the point, devoid of story or narrative or even emotion beyond "Ew", nonsensical (why do we need to send people in… and thus expose them to the effects?), uses rape and murder for shock value instead of deriving anything from it, and touches upon sex in a way that I personally find reprehensible and disturbing, but not for any reasons like the author intended. It's the kind of article I would have upvoted four years ago."[/I]

Honestly, SCP-705 is really adorable.

I thought I'd read all the good scp's. Then I find this thread and the ones in the OP and other mentioned on the first page are pretty damn awesome. I find the inter-dimensional ones to always be my favs. Like the 7 keys one, the staircase and red sea object. Oh and that skybox city one which I just read. Why oh why did I read before bed time :tinfoil:

[QUOTE=Ghhostface;48228869][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-597[/url] The Mother Of Them All A comment on the article, from my good friend Decibelles, sums up my thoughts on it pretty well [I]"One of my least favorite articles on the entire site. Too many expungements (this is coming from a staunch supporter of 579), too long and not to the point, devoid of story or narrative or even emotion beyond "Ew", nonsensical (why do we need to send people in… and thus expose them to the effects?), uses rape and murder for shock value instead of deriving anything from it, and touches upon sex in a way that I personally find reprehensible and disturbing, but not for any reasons like the author intended. It's the kind of article I would have upvoted four years ago."[/I][/QUOTE] The part that sold it to me was the fact that one of the O5 council members was addicted to it. Generally speaking, I just imagine "Jesus Christ, what if [B]I[/B] was addicted to it?" and it is probably the most terrifying thing I've seen on the site.

[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;48226337]I miss the real lovecraftian horror pieces if I'm going to be honest. The whole 'urban creepy ooooh' doesn't do it for me unless there's some serious twist in it, which most SCP's are really lacking.[/QUOTE] on the other hand though i feel like the approach was getting somewhat formulaic with a lot of those lovecraftian ones, i remember there being a lot that had mysterious eldritch gods called something like "He Who Plunged From The Cosmic Butthole" or involved zombies/jpeg ghosts ~with a twist~ or had someone get raped in the eye socket or whatever, sometimes as a stab at making 110-MONTAUK TIMES A THOUSAND YOU GUYS WHOAH HOW EVIL ? imho the big problem with the lovecraftian subgenre (and in creepypasta in particular) is that it's sometimes treated as a license to be overly derivative of his original works, which i think, being a genre about the unknown and the unknowable, is probably the [I]least[/I] lovecraftian thing you can do. so in that sense i actually think a meshing of numerous genres and concepts is a far more natural progression of lovecraftian horror than how it's been used for the last few decades.

I was looking up random fan interpretations of SCPs without article images [IMG]http://i60.tinypic.com/24n4ak7.png[/IMG] wat [editline]17th July 2015[/editline] [URL="http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-231"]SCP-231[/URL]

[QUOTE=Ghhostface;48228869][url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-597[/url] The Mother Of Them All A comment on the article, from my good friend Decibelles, sums up my thoughts on it pretty well [I]"One of my least favorite articles on the entire site. Too many expungements (this is coming from a staunch supporter of 579), too long and not to the point, devoid of story or narrative or even emotion beyond "Ew", nonsensical (why do we need to send people in… and thus expose them to the effects?), uses rape and murder for shock value instead of deriving anything from it, and touches upon sex in a way that I personally find reprehensible and disturbing, but not for any reasons like the author intended. It's the kind of article I would have upvoted four years ago."[/I][/QUOTE] someone had a boner when writing it, you can just tell

[QUOTE=Judas;48233047]someone had a boner when writing it, you can just tell[/QUOTE] "The urge to suckle is a mental, physical, and sexual compulsion" I'll bet

I have a sort-of idea for an SCP that's a person who's absolutely indistinguishable from some famous celebrity (genetically, personality-wise, etc.) and changes appearance instantaneously when their counterpart does, but like if you bring up a particular movie they were in (or something else they're famous for) they'll get super mad and their nails would grow and their eye sockets would blacken and they'd start slashing you while yelling in a super-deep voice about how much they hate that particular thing, and they'll stop as soon as you do something innocuous like compliment their new hairstyle or something. I guess the idea is that they're the celebrity but they don't really want to talk about the things that make them famous and would prefer being treated like a regular person. The Foundation's story for discovering this SCP would be cool too, like the SCP went to a red carpet event when the actual celebrity was too sick to go or something, and had a huge episode when reporters asked it about its latest project and the Foundation had to secure it and administer amnesiacs to everyone who was there and briefly stop broadcasting the event to TV stations. I just like SCPs that are interesting anomalies without too much horror or danger involved, just really weird things that don't make sense

[QUOTE=The Decoy;48229229]I thought I'd read all the good scp's. Then I find this thread and the ones in the OP and other mentioned on the first page are pretty damn awesome. I find the inter-dimensional ones to always be my favs. Like the 7 keys one, the staircase and red sea object. Oh and that skybox city one which I just read. Why oh why did I read before bed time :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] I searched for the "skybox city" and found this: [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1678[/url] This is cool. Though I don't think this is what you meant.

[QUOTE=BigJoeyLemons;48227208]Just read SCP-1875. The ending catches you off guard. Don't read it after sunset, like I did.[/QUOTE] Son of a bitch. Why did I have to read it. Now it's 4 am and I don't want to go to bed.

[url]http://www.theonion.com/article/cia-realizes-its-been-using-black-highlighters-all-1848[/url]

That SCP that will eventually destroy the universe in 30 years is terrifying.

[QUOTE=spoder55;48236231]That SCP that will eventually destroy the universe in 30 years is terrifying.[/QUOTE] Which one? There are multiple.

Could be the immovable object meeting the unstoppable force one.

My favorite "SCP that will inevitably kill us all" is the giant solar cluster (or whatever) that's slowly making its way towards us and will reach earth in like five thousand years, simply because all it does in the mean time is send us messages so it can talk shit as it slowly makes its way to earth. I don't know if it's intentionally supposed to be comedic, but it is. It's gonna be really disappointed when it finally reaches Earth and finds the whole place destroyed because somebody forgot to feed the evil chocolate fountain or something.

Isn't there an SCP about some extra-dimensional plane where four massive chains hold down a humongous, world-ending creature of some sort? I remember reading one like that, and it was excellent.

[QUOTE=SweetSwifter;48239864]Isn't there an SCP about some extra-dimensional plane where four massive chains hold down a humongous, world-ending creature of some sort? I remember reading one like that, and it was excellent.[/QUOTE] This? [url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2317[/url] And it's the thirty-years one! Bingo!

[QUOTE=Archimedes;48239218]My favorite "SCP that will inevitably kill us all" is the giant solar cluster (or whatever) that's slowly making its way towards us and will reach earth in like five thousand years, simply because all it does in the mean time is send us messages so it can talk shit as it slowly makes its way to earth. I don't know if it's intentionally supposed to be comedic, but it is. It's gonna be really disappointed when it finally reaches Earth and finds the whole place destroyed because somebody forgot to feed the evil chocolate fountain or something.[/QUOTE] God dammit, when you look at the Foundation universe like this, it becomes unintentionally hilarious. All the horrifying shit that's competing to eat humanity or restart the universe or enslave civilization is going to be beaten out by something and then they won't even be a threat. On an unrelated note, wasn't there an SCP (maybe a 001 or 000 proposal or whatever the big number was) that implied SCPs were a result of the Foundation itself, having reset reality a few times to avoid destruction by previous anomalies, and that these resets were causing more and more anomalies to manifest? Kinda like spacetime cancer, I guess.

[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;48240015]God dammit, when you look at the Foundation universe like this, it becomes unintentionally hilarious. All the horrifying shit that's competing to eat humanity or restart the universe or enslave civilization is going to be beaten out by something and then they won't even be a threat. On an unrelated note, wasn't there an SCP (maybe a 001 or 000 proposal or whatever the big number was) that implied SCPs were a result of the Foundation itself, having reset reality a few times to avoid destruction by previous anomalies, and that these resets were causing more and more anomalies to manifest? Kinda like spacetime cancer, I guess.[/QUOTE] The worlds gonna probably look like that end scene from Cabin in the Woods, with all the monsters spilling out into the facility except magnified by about a billion. There's probably a great story to be written about the Anomaly apocalypse detailing how fucked up the world has gotten since everything got loose and started dividing up their own little corners of the world. "The remainder of staff in an Australian facility have formed a murder cult and begun sacrificing lives to [sp]idk sumthin real spooky[/sp], most of Eastern Europe has been consumed by a mass of chocolate insects, and the United States is [I]literally[/I] ceasing to exist as something causes the entire landmass and those on it to fade away."

[QUOTE=Archimedes;48240125]The worlds gonna probably look like that end scene from Cabin in the Woods, with all the monsters spilling out into the facility except magnified by about a billion. There's probably a great story to be written about the Anomaly apocalypse detailing how fucked up the world has gotten since everything got loose and started dividing up their own little corners of the world. "The remainder of staff in an Australian facility have formed a murder cult and begun sacrificing lives to [sp]idk sumthin real spooky[/sp], most of Eastern Europe has been consumed by a mass of chocolate insects, and the United States is [I]literally[/I] ceasing to exist as something causes the entire landmass and those on it to fade away."[/QUOTE] Let's be real, if all the SCPs were let loose the world would last maybe three picoseconds before everything literally stops existing [editline]18th July 2015[/editline] Also SCP 978 is such a classic

[QUOTE=Archimedes;48239218]My favorite "SCP that will inevitably kill us all" is the giant solar cluster (or whatever) that's slowly making its way towards us and will reach earth in like five thousand years, simply because all it does in the mean time is send us messages so it can talk shit as it slowly makes its way to earth. I don't know if it's intentionally supposed to be comedic, but it is. It's gonna be really disappointed when it finally reaches Earth and finds the whole place destroyed because somebody forgot to feed the evil chocolate fountain or something.[/QUOTE] The Hateful Star had lost track of when they'd stopped observing it. Frankly, it didn't really care. Let them try to ignore it. Keep it 'contained' in a web of silence. It wouldn't help them when the end came. And come it did. As the Star lazily and messily tore Pluto apart, it noticed to its consternation that the Earth was no longer inhabited. It hadn't bothered checking until now, but there it was. Enthusiasm considerably dampened, the Star hove sunwards, briskly dispatching planets as it went. It came to a halt quite close to the planet, reaching out with lines of force to keep the little world from being torn apart by its gravity well. Satisfied that it would not be disturbed, the Star began to examine the little ball of dirt. It gave the stellar equivalent of a disappointed sigh. The little mudhole wasn't doing too well. It wasn't just the broken, drifting orbital gantries that surrounded the place like a messy halo. They'd drained the oceans, too. And the cities were radioactive craters, some of them still smouldering with the energies of sundered atoms. "What the hell did you do, Mankind? I mean I knew you liked to foul your own nest, but this is just disgusting," it pulsed to itself, looking a little closer. Ah. Now that was odd. They'd released all the SCPs. Lost control of them, more like. Those overconfident simpletons at the Foundation had finally got what was coming to them. The Red Pool was the size of Madagascar. And yes, that was 682 roaming the scorched sandpit that was Australia. The lizard looked up as the Star's mind passed over it. The Star contemptuously reduced it to vapour, then kept searching, its awareness passing over the few remaining cities and digging deep into the earth, searching for Sites long forgotten. It saw 173, the statue only the faintest blur as it roamed the crazed hallways of a broken containment facility. The Star paused briefly in what had once been the massively-reinforced containment chamber holding 076's sarcophagus. The black stone was cracked and shattered, and near the base someone had written a short message in white spray paint. "'We're cool now'. Pretentious and childish. Now I'm just disappointed." The facility vanished in an eruption of energy, and the Star moved on. It paused one final time over the once-Pacific Ocean, seeing something unusual in the burnt seabed. A stone tablet, easily a kilometer square, with writing carved into its surface in a dozen languages. First, a series of stellar coordinates in the primitive system the humans were so fond of using. Then, a short message. Observe, then destroy this marker. The Star moved away from the Earth, exasperatedly throwing its mind into the void. What, exactly was it supposed to be observing? "When I find you…" And then it found them. The faintest wash of energy emissions, redshifted so far they were practically invisible. A vast fleet of equally vast ships, moving away at speeds that- "No fucking way. NO!" The Hateful Star tore at the marker, revealing a second message- concrete letters, buried in the sand beneath. EINSTEIN WAS WRONG. CATCH US IF YOU CAN.

[QUOTE=Ghhostface;48240518] EINSTEIN WAS WRONG. CATCH US IF YOU CAN.[/QUOTE] Absolutely fantastic, I love the little fuck you to 682 in there. [editline]18th July 2015[/editline] i really wish that thing would get -arc'd but too many people like it