[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;23455412]Convert it to communism[/QUOTE]
Late.
Put him in your luggage. Leave it some protien shake powder and a few flies, along with a little bit of water. He'll have a god damn adventure with you!
Put him up your bum.
Convert it to socialism
[QUOTE=Playaz;23454626]Haha, pro post. Also, Put it into something bigger and keep it :) Don't kill it[/QUOTE]
a guy names playaz telling someone they are pro at posting
ha ha
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just put it outside
Let him go outside.
catch some fire ants and put them in there with him
watch
[QUOTE=Sharkface;23454795]I think they'd be more concerned about the spider than the glass. Those eight legged freaks might be the next threat to national security for all we know!
But no, since glass can be broken and then used as a cutting object, they're not allowed as far as I know.
Might be able to get away with a Ziploc baggy.[/QUOTE]
:foxnews: [highlight]AL-QAEDA TERRORIST FAILS TO HIJACK AIRPLANE USING USING DEADLY JARRED SPIDERS[/highlight]:foxnews:
[QUOTE=Beetle179;23456848]:foxnews: [highlight]AL-QAEDA TERRORIST FAILS TO HIJACK AIRPLANE USING USING DEADLY JARRED SPIDERS[/highlight]:foxnews:[/QUOTE]
:eng101: Deadly jarred Opiliones.
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ALSO:
:synpa:
Build a tiny stage and teach him to recite shakespear.
Edit: I doubt they would let a spider on the plain though, they wouldn't know if it was poisonous or not. They don't even let fruit go on some flights.
''Why are you bringing a spider with you on an airplane?''
''umm... have you ever heard of Facepunch before?''
''Never have, is the spider radioactive?''
''Nope.''
''Okay then, you can pass''
Eat it.
[QUOTE=Dr. Punchgroin;23455224]We call them Daddy Long Legs. I let loose one in a box with itty bitty holes with three ants and the ants kicked it's ass. It can't even sting/bite/whatever.[/QUOTE]
They can bite, actually. Daddy Long Legs, supposedly, have a very potent poisonous bite, but their fangs don't allow them to penetrate human skin (they're too small). Ants are tiny compared to them though, how is it supposed to bite them when they're crawling on the poor thing?
Open up your window and let it go.
I have no idea from where to where your flight is.
But moving animals to other parts of the world wouldn't be the first ecological screwup in history.
Therefore i doubt you'll be allowed to bring it with you. And rules like that tend to stick even though it's just a spider (or whatever).
Fill the glass full of boiling water, or syrup.
Fill the cup with cocaine, and see what it does.
Make it a communist.
[QUOTE=Beetle179;23456848]:foxnews: [highlight]AL-QAEDA TERRORIST FAILS TO HIJACK AIRPLANE USING USING DEADLY JARRED SPIDERS[/highlight]:foxnews:[/QUOTE]
Spidars on a Plane.
Collect more spiders in the jar and pour them on your cock.
Put it on an island surrounded by water in a container for the holiday
[QUOTE=Dr. Punchgroin;23455224]We call them Daddy Long Legs. I let loose one in a box with itty bitty holes with three ants and the ants kicked it's ass. It can't even sting/bite/whatever.[/QUOTE]
Oh, hey, when I was 5, we went camping out in our backyard. I remember waking up in the middle of the night, looking at my chest and screaming because one of those fuckers was sitting there.
No, I didn't sleep with a shirt when I was 5.
Put a small quantity of water in the container. Seal up the lid as tight as you can. Get a lighter or some matches and make a small fire in an ashtray or on a plate or something. Place the jar just far enough over the flames that it will cause the water inside to start to boil and condense.
Watch what happens. For future reference, this works best with pet rats or guinea pigs.
You could find something to suspend the jar with over the fire. Or you could just get a thick glove or oven mitten and hold it with your hand.
Get another spider, dont feed them for a while and make them fight
Put the jar in the freezer long enough to knock the spider out but not kill it. Then tie a string around it's abdomen and tie the other end of the string to anything that will keep it from running away. Find other insects and do the same and you have your very own spider-fighting ring.
[QUOTE=stupid idiot;23454456]Have sex with it[/QUOTE]
We're not here to fuck with spiders.
[QUOTE=Impracticable;23454503]It entered my room without permission, the consequences were unforeseen.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tZiotB23jB8/0.jpg[/IMG]
[I]"Prepare for unforeseen consequences"[/I]
[QUOTE=SherpaMurphy;23462025]We're not here to fuck with spiders.[/QUOTE]
Recall the "Spider on my dick" threads a few months ago?
[QUOTE=Fofilolipop;23454943][B]That's not a spider[/B], that's a Harvestmen or Opilione [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones[/URL], i have these everywhere where i live and they can't do jack shit, just release it.[/QUOTE]
First three words on that link.
[B]Harvestmen are arachnids [/B]
You should let it bite you and become spiderman. No, not really, just let it go somewhere you hate and is far from home.
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