• What do YOU want me to do with it?
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[QUOTE=Irongasm;23457012][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU[/media][/QUOTE] i have been trying to find this song for at least 6 months. thank you.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;23454596]So it dun goofed?[/QUOTE] Fucking Dun goofed how does it work :argh:
Quit abusing the poor creature that god cursed it with less than a year for its lifespan.
[QUOTE=mr apple;23462595]First three words on that link. [B]Harvestmen are arachnids [/B][/QUOTE] Arachnid != spider. You wouldn't call a scorpion a spider.
Buy an expensive HD camera and record it being suffocated by a smooth gentleman blowing cigar smoke under the glass.
smoke it out
Become best buddies with it and then go on an adventure.
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;23454506]chop off half of each of it's legs and see if it could still walk.[/QUOTE] Wow way to be sadistic Put a line of Speed in the cup, then post results when you get back.
Fill the glass with methylated spirits, and toss in a lit match. :buddy:
[QUOTE=Pandemix;23463322]Fill the glass with methylated spirits, and toss in a lit match. :buddy:[/QUOTE] Kill it with fire!
Release it, it's only a daddy long-leg as far as I can tell.
Make it a coat and a hat and a scarf and go shopping.
[QUOTE=mr apple;23462595]First three words on that link. [B]Harvestmen are arachnids [/B][/QUOTE] I quote "Although they belong to the class of arachnids, harvestmen are not spiders."
Let it bite you. Become spider man.
[QUOTE=Fofilolipop;23454943]That's not a spider, that's a Harvestmen or Opilione [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones[/URL], i have these everywhere where i live and they can't do jack shit, just release it.[/QUOTE] How do you know? Are you able to see that the creature has a segmented body with a fused abdomen with that low quality photograph? [QUOTE=Kylel999;23457344]They can bite, actually. Daddy Long Legs, supposedly, have a very potent poisonous bite, but their fangs don't allow them to penetrate human skin (they're too small). Ants are tiny compared to them though, how is it supposed to bite them when they're crawling on the poor thing?[/QUOTE] Daddy Long Legs do not have a bite that is anywhere near dangerous. The bite of a Daddy Long Legs spider is almost completely harmless, unless you are somehow allergic tot he venom or you are in a situation where you are bitten by many hundreds of them. This idea that they are dangerous is a myth and nothing more.
[QUOTE=conan96;23457237]''Why are you bringing a spider with you on an airplane?'' ''umm... have you ever heard of Facepunch before?'' ''Never have, is the spider radioactive?'' ''Nope.'' ''Okay then, you can pass''[/QUOTE] Have you ever been on facepalm before? :smug:
[QUOTE=Fofilolipop;23454943]That's not a spider, that's a Harvestmen or Opilione [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones[/URL], i have these everywhere where i live and they can't do jack shit, just release it.[/QUOTE] They can't do jack shit huuhh? [IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Harvestman_eating_skink_tail.jpg[/IMG]
I have also come across a centipede in my room and thought it would be necessary to put him in a food container instead of smash him into the carpet like the usual. What should I do with him, I was thinking something involving water. :science: [IMG]http://localhostr.com/files/e0489a/uhm.png[/IMG] [editline]10:34AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hobo4President;23465124]How do you know? Are you able to see that the creature has a segmented body with a fused abdomen with that [B]low quality photograph?[/B][/QUOTE] I hope you don't see my picture. :ohdear: [editline]10:42AM[/editline] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU#t=2m46[/url] :v: Ok I'm done.
[QUOTE=find me;23465407]I have also come across a centipede in my room and thought it would be necessary to put him in a food container instead of smash him into the carpet like the usual. What should I do with him, I was thinking something involving water. :science: <Blurry Image> [editline]10:34AM[/editline] I hope you don't see my picture :v:[/QUOTE] Unlike what your phone/camera told you, it cannot capture pictures in 2848x2132. It actually takes pictures in a resolution less than 256x256 and multiplies the size with ten. [img]http://localhostr.com/files/e0489a/uhm.png[/img] That's how it's supposed to be, and it still hurts to look at.
[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;23465476]Unlike what your phone/camera told you, it cannot capture pictures in 2848x2132. It actually takes pictures in a resolution less than 256x256 and multiplies the size with ten. [img]http://localhostr.com/files/e0489a/uhm.png[/img] That's how it's supposed to be, and it still hurts to look at.[/QUOTE] Cameras a little stupid, fixed.
pour some alcohol on him and wait for 1 day then do it again and let him out
Give him a chocolate bath then eat it.
[QUOTE=Impracticable;23455624]Late.[/QUOTE] That's why we invented ratings.
[QUOTE=Kylel999;23457344]They can bite, actually. Daddy Long Legs, supposedly, have a very potent poisonous bite, but their fangs don't allow them to penetrate human skin (they're too small). Ants are tiny compared to them though, how is it supposed to bite them when they're crawling on the poor thing?[/QUOTE] The whole super deadly venom is a myth, got disproved a while ago
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