A detailed analysis of why the English language sucks

[BmB]

You're all delusional about how good English is. He's right, it really does suck.

[Ninja_Duck]

Don't be jealous of our superior language, you sure as hell know a lot of people are learning it because :iia:

You dislike English so much that you had to type it in English.

[lordcrypto]

The funny thing is that the the thing OP is whining about is the point of english, as all the words that mean the same.

[Sgt. Napalm]

And nothing changed.

[Shoar]

[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22286011]Is English the only language where you can totally decimate a word (like, misspell it massively) and people can still understand what you said?[/QUOTE]

You can tpye rgardlses of yuor ltetrs pviouded taht the frist and lsat lteters are the smae.

[BmB]

thnik aiagn.

[Carbon Knight]

[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22286011]Is English the only language where you can totally decimate a word (like, misspell it massively) and people can still understand what you said?[/QUOTE]

This.

Year and Anus are a small accent away from each other in Spanish.

I have 20 anuses.

[Potatoes]

Well the English language is the suckiest language when you have to learn it. With so many people rewriting words and the way you pronounce things, it seems like you would never really finish learning it.

I dont even know why people use than insteand of then.

[Jakobi]

Spanish is more fun.

[Splurgy]

[QUOTE=johanz;22288844]Only thing I hate about english is that there is no plural "you"
There is plural "I" which is "we" but not "you"[/QUOTE]
Technically "you" is plural.
"Thee/thou", which has died out everywhere but Yorkshire ("Get thee to thy bed") is singular and familiar, like "tu" in French.
You is formal and can also refer to the plural.
The problem is that everyone seems to think "thee" is formal because of its usage in the Bible, but that was actually used to denote the fact that you and God are meant to be best buddies.