[QUOTE=Suttles;20583483]I received a package with bioshock 2 a few weeks ago, if that counts..[/QUOTE]
dont you see?
bio?
shock?
youre a biological creature. youre shocking things.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
fuckin sploicer
[QUOTE=BublGumPrincess;20584468]welcome to winter[/QUOTE]
It's March.
[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;20584658]It's March.[/QUOTE]
spring doesnt start till the 21st
[QUOTE=Suttles;20583581]If by town square you mean in my computer, and by phone call you mean me telling myself to play the game...
THEN YES[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/infamous_karma.jpg[/IMG]
Please don't kill my family
Drink water.
My mum does this, she has dry skin and just generates static electricity as she walks.
I would like to use OP in a combustion engine made primarily out of people.
[QUOTE=angelangel;20584828]Drink water.
My mum does this, she has dry skin and just generates static electricity as she walks.[/QUOTE]
That's awesome.
That is shocking.
[QUOTE=angelangel;20584828]Drink water.
My mum does this, she has dry skin and just generates static electricity as she walks.[/QUOTE]
I want to be your Mother.
Wait shit, what am I saying?!
quick someone post that yahoo answers of the kid who thinks he has superpowers due to static electricity
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20583561]By the way guys Suttles told me over steam he shocks people because a vibrator broke off in his rectum.[/QUOTE]
:what:
:science:
[quote=sheiken;20583456][img]http://www.johnsemper.com/images/static_shock_6yr1.jpg[/img]
you know what must be done.
Edit:
I was expecting that.[/quote]
god fucking damn it.
don't scrape your feet on the carpet, I always used to do this at school in the music departments, so now I have to walk in a really weird way not to scrape my feet.
[URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion[/URL]
[QUOTE=Wikipedia]A suggested possibility is that both clothing and the person are caused to burn by a discharge of static electricity. A person walking across a carpet can build up sufficient charge and voltage to create a spark. It is unlikely that this could start a clothing fire, as although the voltage can be high (several thousand volts), the stored energy is very low (typically less than a joule).[/QUOTE]
You will light on fire.
Check if your clothes generate a lot of static. My coat does that, so I touch something grounded while putting it on/taking it off lest I cause damage to my phone or MP3 player.
Welcome to my world !
It happens to me from time to time.
wearing 2 layers of different fabric causes you to charge more static electricity, your body becomes a type of capacitor. That's why your clothes hiss when you take them off sometimes, its the static electricity discharging.
[img]http://www.azoidx.com/postimages/ASM_9_cover.jpg[/img]
That means spider-man can't touch you
are you not using any fabric softener when you put your clothes in the wash?
without fabric softener, your clothes become more static.. and then comes a shock.
....woman speaking.
Heh.
My computer chair gives me always shock when I stand up
[QUOTE=V-typ3;20583517]wear a costume w/ your underpants on outside
you're now known as "super shox man"[/QUOTE]
Stuff like this is always funnier when it's typed with no punctuation. It just is.
[QUOTE=TheOnlyHunter;20631514]Spider man can't touch you when you're Electro.
[sp]Get the reference, WIN A PRIZE![/sp][/QUOTE]
Yay, now men can't shoot me with webs!
