When they're having sex, pull them apart.
They'll never have sex again.
Pics :q:
Shit now I sound like a furry :bang:
[QUOTE=cardboard_panda;18447335]Make love under their window.[/QUOTE]
Of course, an eye for an eye. Why didn't I think of that?
Seriously, though, all you have to do is kill a cat and nail it to the fence. Show them that you aren't kidding around.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;18447370]When they're having sex, pull them apart.
They'll never have sex again.[/QUOTE]
No furries will have sex no matter what odd circumstances they're in.
People who are rating me dumb are furries.
Cut they're fucking heads off and stick them on sharpened wood stakes.
[QUOTE=Pigeon87;18447407]Cut they're fucking heads off and stick them on sharpened wood stakes.[/QUOTE]
It's spelled "their".
Hmm introduce a third cat into the equation and maybe they will form a love triangle, and one will try to bring the other to a hotel and seduce them.
[quote=archangel125;18447421]it's spelled "their".[/quote]
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Here comes the banhammer.
Spray them with a hose.
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;18447319]That's actually not a bad idea. Thanks.
Edit: Shit that's right they die if not adopted... fun...[/QUOTE]
do you know if they're strays or just some asshole's cats?
pics
[QUOTE=Pigeon87;18447436]Here comes the banhammer.[/QUOTE]
Expecting ban is permabannable, that's how I got perma in March/April/likeIfuckingRemeber
Pour water on them. Laughter will ensue.
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[QUOTE=Pigeon87;18447436]Here comes the banhammer.[/QUOTE]
Funny how you just posted a meme in another thread.
shoot at them with a bbgun
or join in
Masturbate.
And when that's done just yell at the cats or something.
Cats seem to hate the smell of this stuff:
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Maybe you could buy a whole bunch of it and spread it around under your window. Though the rain would probably wash it off.
Post Pics.
Introduce them to the hose
try to join in
1. Buy Lemon Juice/Acid from store
2. Pour shit ton of Lemon Juice/Acid near window
3. Make sure to close your window unless you want the smell of lemons to reek your air
4. Laugh as cats run away due to their sensitive noses
Proximity mines.
Blow those shitheads off your property.
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Maybe you could buy a whole bunch of it and spread it around under your window. Though the rain would probably wash it off.[/QUOTE]
This and the lemon idea are not bad... I live in San Diego so we don't really have "rain"
Vacuum cleaner
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