Stick your dick in them while their having sex.
Post pics.
i'm kidding don't ban me :ohdear:
[QUOTE=M_u_d;18448095]Cats seem to hate the smell of this stuff:
vick image
Maybe you could buy a whole bunch of it and spread it around under your window. Though the rain would probably wash it off.[/QUOTE]
I had this once and picked up my cat, she spent hours running around licking and trying to get out of her own fur as it smelt of vick.
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;18449976]Stick your dick in them while their having sex.
Post pics.
i'm kidding don't ban me :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
i want to see pics of this [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/smile.gif[/img]
Cats have sex?
Put pepper all around your garden. They won't even set foot in it again.
You're just jealous :smug:
There are a bunch of stray cats that call my backyard home, and always make a LOT of noise in the middle of the night.
At first I assumed that it was sex, but one night, all I heard for hours was horrific cat shreaks, and the next morning, I found the mutilated body of one of the cats on my deck.
Even though the cats keep me up all night with their procreation and shit, I couldn't help but shed a tear... :crying:
Double sided tape.
And that's why i don't have cats anymore.
Yeah cats and fox's do that a lot in my backyard and they make a huge fucking racket.
Show those pussies who is the true Alpha :smug:
Take a large shit where they usually do it. Just leave it there. Mission accomplished.
Skin the female cat and nail it under your window, when the male comes around to see his sweetheart he will have no choice but to let her go.
Some of you are horrible =|
Just throw a ball of wool or something to distract them with so they follow it.
Following morning assuming they haven't run off with it, go find the ball of wool and repeat. Make sure it has their attention before you throw it though. maybe put catnip on it so they cant help but follow it or something.
I recommend using mace, pepper spray, or the tried and true favorite, the Tazer. :science:
I hate cats.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;18447299]Turn on the sprinkler at night before bed until mating season is over.[/QUOTE]
Watering your lawn and landscape plants for the night is not a good idea because the water doesn't evaporate off the leaves and it creates an environment for potential plant pathogens and insect pests.
There's apparently products you could buy (for keeping cats from eating plants like papyrus) that would keep the cats away. I've also heard that grounded hot peppers work.
[QUOTE=derminion;18451446]Skin the female cat and nail it under your window, when the male comes around to see his sweetheart he will have no choice but to let her go.[/QUOTE]
what if he continues fucking it :q:
[QUOTE=Doug52392;18451111]There are a bunch of stray cats that call my backyard home, and always make a LOT of noise in the middle of the night.
At first I assumed that it was sex, but one night, all I heard for hours was horrific cat shreaks, and the next morning, I found the mutilated body of one of the cats on my deck.
Even though the cats keep me up all night with their procreation and shit, I couldn't help but shed a tear... :crying:[/QUOTE]
I would have cried too...
BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE MISSED OUT ON A TOTALLY AWESOME VIDEO FOR YOUTUBE.
Cayenne pepper.
Or a spray bottle.
Every time you hear it throw some water on them.
[QUOTE=archangel125;18447296]Hey. Fuck you.
OP, grab them and toss them over your backyard fence or something. Wear cleaning gloves so they don't scratch you.[/QUOTE]
Well this one cat kep coming in my garden and through the fucking Kitchen window, so i grabbed it with one hand, and lobbed it over the fence, literally, cricket/baseball kind of throw.
Get a SONIC BEAM
[url]http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000NR8Q1U/300001679-21/?m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE[/url]
Well, sonic cat repeller.
Used to have that problem with our cats. They would have incest in the kitchen. One night they wouldn't shut up, so I werily slid out of bed and slipped into my steel toes.
Should be obvious.
video tape them
have louder sex in your room.
yes, it is a competition.
get a tube sock, fill it with quarters, then beat the cats with it
Drug them, put them in a gladiator rink, and make them kill eachother
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