• Career aptitude test.
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1. Perfusionist - wut 2. Tattoo Artist -On the road to success 3. Stationary Engineer 4. Paramedic -meh 5. Dental Hygienist 6. Computer Support Person - okay 7. Taxidermist - D: 8. Interior Designer - Gay 9. Veterinary Technician 10. Film Processor - lolwut? 11. Power Plant Operator - perry kewl 12. Industrial Designer - lolfag 13. Exhibit Designer 14. Optician - Meh 15. Animator - Awesome 16. Audio-Visual Technician 17. Tour Guide - On the left is my failed carrer 18. Appliance Repairer -your toasters fine lady f off 19. Small Engine Mechanic - meh 20. Model Maker -
[code]1. Manufacturing Machine Operator 2. Database Developer 3. Web Developer 4. Truck Driver 5. Business Systems Analyst 6. Computer Support Person 7. Computer Programmer 8. Production Woodworker 9. Train Operator 10. Crane Operator 11. Geologist 12. Heavy Equipment Operator 13. Hydrologist / Hydrogeologist 14. Stenographer 15. Sign Language Interpreter 16. Mechanical Engineer 17. Aerospace Engineer 18. Illustrator 19. Stationary Engineer 20. Electrical Engineer 21. Scientist 22. Computer Engineer 23. Office Machine Repairer 24. Optometrist 25. Video Game Developer 26. Mining Engineer 27. Nuclear Engineer 28. Mechanical Engineering Tech 29. Physicist 30. Webmaster 31. Announcer 32. Biomedical Engineer 33. Machinist 34. Tool and Die Maker 35. Astronomer 36. Motorcycle Mechanic 37. Aircraft Mechanic 38. Diesel Technician 39. Automotive Service Technician 40. Millwright[/code] Not bad. I always wanted to be a trucker.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/795329/Pictures/career.PNG[/img] Love how the top 10 is LOL COMPUTER These tests never realize I am a really shitty learner
Apparently I should be a Crime Scene Investigator, Detective or Coast Guard. That would be fucking bad-ass. Somehow I doubt those options are entirely open to me but I might actually take a look.
[quote]1. Chemist 2. Chemical Engineering Tech 3. Medical Lab Tech 4. Pharmacy Technician 5. Pharmacologist 6. Pathologist 7. Cytotechnologist 8. Materials / Metallurgical Engineer 9. Explosives Specialist 10. Physicist 11. Electrician 12. Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer 13. Upholsterer 14. Automotive Painter 15. Bicycle Mechanic 16. Avionics Tech 17. Electrical Engineering Tech 18. Electronics Engineering Tech 19. Bookbinder 20. Picture Framer 21. Furniture Finisher 22. Forensic Scientist 23. Chemical Engineer 24. Agronomist 25. Nuclear Engineer 26. Pet Groomer 27. Electronics Assembler 28. Mathematician 29. Dental Lab Tech 30. Cabinetmaker 31. Autobody Repairer 32. Pharmacist 33. Biomedical Engineer 34. Telephone Line Installer/Repairer 35. Coroner 36. Astronaut 37. Geologist 38. Winemaker 39. Petroleum Engineer 40. Glazier[/quote] how convenient that i'm studying for an MChem then
[QUOTE=Epidemick;18523171] k so which one should I take[/QUOTE] 39. Agent
1. Martial Arts Instructor - Maybe 2. Personal Trainer - I do this on my spare time 3. Sports Instructor - Nah, not much for sports 4. Infantry - Sounds cool 5. Horse Trainer - NO-WAY 6. Athletic Therapist - Nah 7. Child and Youth Worker - Working with snotty, dirty kids? No thx! 8. Choreographer / Dance Instructor - ...I don't dance 9. Acting Instructor - Can't act 10. Humanitarian Aid Worker - Who cares about them? 11. Animal Trainer - Not much for animals 12. Coach - Again, not much for sports 13. Military Officer - Hell yeah! 14. Vending Machine Servicer - Hah! Wut? 15. Stuntperson - Maybe!
Number 3 or so was Neurologist, and I want a Medical Degree, so :v:
I'm disappointed. I didn't get train operator :(
1. Physicist 2. Computer Support Person 3. Mechanical Engineer 4. Aerospace Engineer 5. Biomedical Engineer 6. Nuclear Engineer 7. Agricultural Engineer 8. Materials / Metallurgical Engineer 9. Computer Engineer 10. Electrical Engineer holy crap nuclear engineer
[quote]1. Industrial Engineer 2. Mechanical Engineering Tech 3. Mechanical Engineer 4. Aerospace Engineer 5. Biomedical Engineer 6. Electronics Repairer 7. Farm Equipment Technician 8. Small Engine Mechanic 9. Nuclear Engineer 10. Heavy Equipment Technician 11. Aircraft Mechanic 12. Motorcycle Mechanic 13. Diesel Technician 14. Automotive Service Technician 15. Engineering Tech 16. Appliance Repairer 17. Electrical Engineer 18. Explosives Specialist 19. Industrial Machinery Mechanic 20. Millwright 21. Materials / Metallurgical Engineer 22. Recreation Vehicle Service Technician 23. Physicist 24. Operations Research Analyst 25. Electronics Engineering Tech 26. Electrical Engineering Tech 27. Chemical Engineer 28. Office Machine Repairer 29. Race Car Mechanic 30. Industrial Engineering Tech 31. Cable Installer and Repairer 32. Locksmith 33. Civil Engineering Tech 34. Telephone Line Installer/Repairer 35. Optometrist 36. Technical Writer 37. Automotive Recycler 38. Electrician 39. Model Maker 40. Cabinetmaker [/quote] Fuck yes, aerospace engineering here I come. Nuclear engineering too :x
[quote] 1. Technical Writer (what) 2. Website Designer (eeeehh not really my thing..) 3. Cartoonist (that's pretty cool.) 4. Epidemiologist (what) 5. Telephone Operator (aw hell no.) 6. Computer Animator (kay) 7. Taxidermist (FUCKING VEER) 8. Translator (ok :buddy:) 9. Artist (if I was artistic ok) 10. Illustrator (same as above) 11. Film Editor 12. Animator 13. Desktop Publisher 14. Film Processor 15. Computer Network Specialist 16. Announcer 17. Makeup Artist 18. Special Effects Technician 19. Zoologist 20. Biological Tech 21. Video Game Developer 22. Computer Support Person 23. Agronomist 24. Set Designer 25. Medical Illustrator 26. Biologist 27. Multimedia Developer 28. Winemaker 29. Business Systems Analyst 30. Manufacturing Machine Operator 31. Web Developer 32. Comedian 33. Camera Operator 34. Criminologist 35. Exhibit Designer 36. Webmaster 37. Photographer 38. Craftsperson 39. Locksmith 40. Graphic Designer [/quote] Put together the first ten..and..what
Not bad, but these tests don't really matter a lot, they won't tell you if you are going to be rich or poor in the future, that is up to the individual. [code]1. Industrial Engineer 2. Auditor 3. Environmental Engineer 4. Health Care Administrator 5. Association Manager 6. Project Manager 7. Cost Estimator 8. Architect 9. Mining Engineer 10. Biomedical Engineer 11. Military Engineer 12. Computer Engineer 13. Manufacturing Manager 14. Nuclear Engineer 15. Clothing Manufacturer 16. Electrical Engineer 17. Management Consultant 18. Operations Research Analyst 19. Petroleum Engineer 20. Landscape Architect 21. Agricultural Engineer 22. Office Manager 23. Industrial Engineering Tech 24. Computer Scientist 25. Forensic Accountant 26. E-Business Consultant 27. Oceanographer 28. Environmental Consultant 29. Chemical Engineer 30. Money Manager 31. Hydrologist / Hydrogeologist 32. Mechanical Engineer 33. Building Inspector 34. Logistics Specialist 35. Civil Engineering Tech 36. Aerospace Engineer 37. Civil Engineer 38. Certified Management Accountant 39. Research Analyst (Financial) 40. Drafter [/code]
1. Data Entry Clerk 2. Computer Engineer 3. Physicist 4. Engineering Tech 5. Aerospace Engineer 6. Statistician 7. Mathematician 8. Web Developer 9. Actuary 10. Drafter 11. Research Analyst (Financial) 12. Nuclear Engineer 13. Computer Network Specialist 14. Insurance Underwriter 15. Business Systems Analyst 16. Astronomer 17. Power Plant Operator 18. Computer Animator 19. Electronics Engineering Tech 20. Astronaut 21. Inventor 22. Title Searcher 23. Electrical Engineer 24. Film Processor 25. Computer Scientist 26. Pilot 27. Mechanical Engineer 28. Judge 29. Stationary Engineer 30. Computer Support Person 31. Interpreter 32. Model Maker 33. Water Treatment Plant Operator 34. Chartered Accountant 35. Sign Language Interpreter 36. Materials / Metallurgical Engineer 37. Electrical Engineering Tech 38. Video Game Developer 39. Scientist 40. Technical Writer
Mine suggested either Greenhouse grower or infantry. I have no idea where the greenhouse thing came from, but infantry is spot-on!
[QUOTE=Dr Magnusson;18524623]Mine suggested either Greenhouse grower or infantry. I have no idea where the greenhouse thing came from, but infantry is spot-on![/QUOTE] It was hinting that you're gonna become familiar with undergrowth if you become a soldier. So being in a greenhouse could soften the blow a bit.
39 Out of 166 questions [code] 1. [highlight]Explosives Specialist[/highlight] (FUCK YEA) 2. [highlight]Insulator[/highlight] (Penumbra, anyone?) 3. Plasterer 4. Vending Machine Servicer 5. Automotive Painter 6. Nursery / Greenhouse Grower 7. [highlight]Airport Ground Crew[/highlight] (MW2, anyone?) 8. Bailiff 9. Construction Labourer 10. Roustabout / Leasehand 11. Road Construction and Maintenance Worker 12. Painter 13. [highlight]Blacksmith[/highlight] (MEDIEVAL TIMES BABY) 14. Lineworker 15. Concrete Mason 16. Medical Lab Tech 17. Database Developer 18. Pharmacy Technician 19. Upholsterer 20. [HIGHLIGHT]Professional Athlete[/highlight] (How, I don't even...) 21. Web Developer 22. [highlight]Ship's Crew[/highlight] (:3) 23. Bookbinder 24. [highlight]Model[/highlight] (I'm sexy?) 25. Dental Lab Tech 26. Cytotechnologist 27. Film Processor 28. Diagnostic Medical Sonographer 29. Medical Imaging Tech 30. [highlight]Electroneurodiagnostic Tech[/highlight] (Ze Spy, HIGHFIVE! Zombie Bro's) 31. [highlight]Cardiovascular Tech[/highlight] (.....Que?) 32. Telephone Operator 33. Psychiatric Aide 34. Gerontologist 35. [highlight]Roofer[/highlight] (THE FUCK?!) 36. Photographer 37. Drywaller 38. Fisher 39. Commercial Diver 40. Glazier [/code] 95 Out of 116 questions [code] 1. Dental Lab Tech 2. Automotive Painter 3. Bookbinder 4. Road Construction and Maintenance Worker 5. [highlight]Announcer[/highlight] (Seems pretty fun.) 6. Chemist 7. [HIGHLIGHT]Chemical Engineering Tech[/HIGHLIGHT] (Oh dear...) 8. Film Processor 9. [highlight]Explosives Specialist[/highlight] (NO, COME BACK UP!) 10. Model 11. Roustabout / Leasehand 12. Materials / Metallurgical Engineer 13. Train Operator 14. Concrete Mason 15. Insulator 16. [highlight]Inventor[/highlight] (AWWWW YYEEEAAA) 17. Printing Press Operator 18. Conservator 19. Furniture Finisher 20. Optometrist 21. Photographer 22. Bricklayer / Stonemason 23. Drywaller 24. Ironworker 25. Glazier 26. Forensic Scientist 27. Pharmacy Technician 28. Jeweller 29. Plasterer 30. Telephone Operator 31. Business Systems Analyst 32. Denturist 33. Construction Tradesperson 34. [HIGHLIGHT]Chemical Engineer[/highlight] (Oh fu-) 35. Tilesetter 36. Cabinetmaker 37. [highlight]Infantry[/highlight] (You're shitting me?) 38. Water Treatment Plant Operator 39. Power Plant Operator 40. Plumber [/code] 116 Out of 166 Questions [code] 1. Dental Lab Tech 2. Automotive Painter 3. Bookbinder 4. Road Construction and Maintenance Worker 5. Film Processor 6. [highlight]Explosives Specialist[/highlight] (CANDY ASSES!) 7. Model 8. Roustabout / Leasehand 9. Chemical Engineering Tech 10. Materials / Metallurgical Engineer 11. Concrete Mason 12. Chemist 13. Insulator 14. Inventor 15. Printing Press Operator 16. Optometrist 17. Photographer 18. Bricklayer / Stonemason 19. Drywaller 20. Ironworker 21. Glazier 22. Pharmacy Technician 23. Plasterer 24. Telephone Operator 25. Denturist 26. Construction Tradesperson 27. Jeweller 28. Chemical Engineer 29. Tilesetter 30. Infantry 31. Business Systems Analyst 32. Power Plant Operator 33. Plumber 34. Film Editor 35. Water Treatment Plant Operator 36. Flooring Installer 37. Petroleum Engineer 38. [HIGHLIGHT]Miner (Underground)[/HIGHLIGHT] (Red Faction, anyway? Still sweet.) 39. Web Developer 40. Stock Clerk [/code] I have a mixture of things..... Dam, my Explosives Specialist was my hope. I'l give a *high-five* to anyone that has a field in Chemical or Nuclear. Automatic "Zombie" friends.
[release] 1. Web Developer 2. Video Game Developer 3. Art Director 4. Computer Support Person 5. Film Editor 6. Pet Groomer 7. Potter 8. Personal Trainer 9. Locksmith 10. Furniture Finisher 11. Webmaster 12. Director of Photography 13. Artist 14. Craftsperson 15. Animal Breeder 16. Animal Trainer 17. Special Effects Technician 18. Director 19. Audio-Visual Technician 20. Taxidermist 21. Heavy Equipment Operator 22. Casting Director 23. Acting Instructor 24. Miner (Underground) 25. Office Machine Repairer 26. Photographer 27. Business Systems Analyst 28. Film Processor 29. Inventor 30. Tattoo Artist 31. Auto Detailer 32. Nail Technician 33. Computer Network Specialist 34. Sign Language Interpreter 35. Visual Merchandiser 36. Exhibit Designer 37. Set Designer 38. Multimedia Developer 39. Interior Designer 40. Horse Trainer [/release] Pretty good I guess. Best. 2. Video Game Developer 26. Photographer 39. Interior Designer 35. Visual Merchandiser 16. Animal Trainer I would love to see a "Car Tester" there. :v: [editline]07:39PM[/editline] Or maybe, "Radio DJ"
[QUOTE=TH89;18523705]Usually they go to Africa and then film themselves with a bunch of kids and ask for money[/QUOTE] fuck that shit I want to be a corporate lawyer so I can unleash the asshole that is in me :v:
1. Website Designer - meh 2. Video Game Developer - hot 3. Desktop Publisher - meh 4. Writer - best of the bunch 5. Critic - sure 6. Artist - could you get any vaguer 7. Film Editor - I've been looking into this 8. Computer Animator - a hobby I've wasted the last 6 or so years on 9. Illustrator 10. Business Systems Analyst 11. Technical Writer 12. Cartoonist - lolcool 13. Director of Photography 14. Set Designer 15. Translator 16. Anthropologist - I'd rather be a real doctor 17. Makeup Artist 18. Special Effects Technician 19. Interior Designer 20. Graphic Designer 21. Medical Illustrator 22. Multimedia Developer 23. Web Developer 24. Computer Programmer 25. Political Aide 26. Communications Specialist 27. Animator 28. Criminologist - wtf cool 29. Taxidermist 30. Print Journalist 31. Editor 32. Massage Therapist 33. Bioethicist 34. Esthetician 35. Bereavement Counsellor 36. Addictions Counsellor 37. Dental Hygienist - yeah like that's gonna happeb 38. Mediator 39. Genetic Counsellor 40. Physiotherapist [editline]12:02PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Epidemick;18525019]fuck that shit I want to be a corporate lawyer so I can unleash the asshole that is in me :v:[/QUOTE] My sister is studying law and it's like she's become a druggie or something.
[IMG]http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u129/nicobaka/modelohboy.jpg[/IMG] :smug:
I got these. Bolded the ones that seem quite fun to do. 1. Database Developer [i](what the fuck)[/i] 2. [b]Web Developer[/b] 3. Business Systems Analyst 4. [b]Video Game Developer[/b] 5. [b]Computer Programmer [/b] 6. [b]Multimedia Developer[/b] 7. Computer Network Specialist 8. [b]Webmaster[/b] 9. Animator 10. [b]Computer Animator [/b] 11. [b]Artist[/b] 12. [b]Graphic Designer[/b] 13. Singer 14. Pharmacy Technician 15. Musician 16. Composer 17. [b]Website Designer[/b] 18. Telephone Operator 19. Medical Illustrator 20. [b]Comedian[/b] 21. Medical Lab Tech 22. Vending Machine Servicer 23. [b]Special Effects Technician[/b] 24. Train Operator 25. Casting Director 26. Truck Driver 27. Computer Support Person 28. Desktop Publisher 29. Auto Detailer 30. Cartoonist 31. Craftsperson 32. Potter 33. Fashion Designer 34. Actor 35. Art Director 36. Film and TV Crew 37. Costume Designer 38. [b]Photographer[/b] 39. Chemist 40. Pathologist
[release]1. Special Effects Technician 2. Actor 3. Computer Programmer 4. Multimedia Developer 5. Costume Designer 6. Set Designer 7. Comedian 8. Casting Director 9. Business Systems Analyst 10. Composer 11. Web Developer 12. Database Developer 13. Singer 14. Musician 15. Computer Support Person 16. Video Game Developer 17. Magician 18. Makeup Artist 19. Sound Technician 20. Film and TV Crew [/release] Interesting. For a year I did a Multimedia/Web Design course, and both of those came up. Even better, my current course of Radio Production came up too. Well, kind of. It's acting in a sense. ...And then there's "Magician". :science:
Career aptitude Craptitude, for short
I was going to come in here and say, "pfft, somehow I doubt a computer will be able to know what I want to do based on a few questions." Then the career path I intend to pursue in the future came up as number 2 (I had to do like 60 questions before it got that high, though). So apparently it can... First option, while interesting in itself, doesn't really interest me as a career path. It'd be something I'd simply learn about in my own time out of random curiosity at the time. There's ONE simple question that they could have asked that would instantly have put my chosen path at the top of that list. It wasn't there, however.
Aerospace Engineer and Physicist, they sound really interesting.
Try monster.com
I got fisher at first, then I answered more questions and got: 1. Computer Animator 2. Graphic Designer 3. Animator 4. Cartoonist 5. Desktop Publisher 6. Medical Illustrator 7. Optometrist 8. Water Well Driller 9. Artist 10. Illustrator
1. Video Game Developer 2. Web Developer 3. Website Designer 4. Artist 5. Flooring Installer 6. Computer Animator 7. Webmaster 8. Multimedia Developer 9. Photographer 10. Craftsperson Nice. [editline]05:07PM[/editline] Sadly, there isn't any uni in Estonia that does those kinds of things, i'm afraid. Well, apart from the Eesti Arts University, or whatever it's called.
[code]1. Actor 2. Multimedia Developer 3. Film Editor 4. Sign Language Interpreter 5. Translator 6. Special Effects Technician 7. Singer 8. Comedian 9. Musician 10. Stuntperson 11. Non-Commissioned Member 12. Professional Athlete 13. Interpreter 14. Judge 15. Photographer 16. Dancer 17. Artist 18. Film Processor 19. Camera Operator 20. Glazier 21. Cardiovascular Tech 22. Electroneurodiagnostic Tech 23. Paralegal 24. Tilesetter 25. Sound Technician 26. Makeup Artist 27. Recording Engineer 28. Magician 29. Webmaster 30. Model 31. Helicopter Pilot 32. Humanitarian Aid Worker 33. Critic 34. Writer 35. Bookbinder 36. Sport Psychology Consultant 37. Power Plant Operator 38. Pilot 39. Psychologist 40. Automotive Painter[/code] That's a lot of "celebrity-jobs"
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