So someone in my block of flats is playing loud music and it's 5AM
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Tell your landlord to throw him out or just tell him. Ifnot you could always go there and ask him to please not have music on early in the morning because you got school/work.
[QUOTE=ISUCKPENIS;22342034]have sex with elexars boyfriend[/QUOTE]
how do you know im a girl?
For some reason I read the title as "So some flying rats are playing loud music". I am disappointed by the lack of such endeavours.
[QUOTE=Elexar;22345392]how do you know im a girl?[/QUOTE]
rumors/indicating you're a homosexual.
[QUOTE=demisemiquaver;22338254]
They're drunk. I'm not. I don't know them very well. Awkwardness ensues.[/QUOTE]
Awkwardness is generally not a problem when people are drunk, and especially not if you're drunk yourself. You should have gotten wasted with them.
Go to the store and pick up 3 rolls of ductape and a gallon of vinegar. Start unraveling the ductape. Crumble it together in your hand so it forms a ball. Get a hammer and start hitting the ball so it has about 4 nice holes in it. Fill the holes with vinegar. Walk into the house through the door and turn off the music by pressing the off button. Problem solved
I feel your pain. i am kept up at night by the nefarious sound of hobo masturbation.
[QUOTE=Mike!;22345609]Go to the store and pick up 3 rolls of ductape and a gallon of vinegar. Start unraveling the ductape. Crumble it together in your hand so it forms a ball. Get a hammer and start hitting the ball so it has about 4 nice holes in it. Fill the holes with vinegar. Walk into the house through the door and turn off the music by pressing the off button. Problem solved[/QUOTE]
You are late as hell.
Molotov Cocktails my friend! :q:
Throw tear gas into their window opening.
Run down and hold their door shut.
Take a Garbage can fill it with water lean it against there door, door opens and they have a great flood. I realize my post is late, but do it anyways.
Get some of that real strong glue that comes in a syringe thing, inject it into the lock on their apartment door.
Next time, get some speakers that go to 11 and play classical music.
Preferably Ride of the Valkyries.
Place a CD player over their roof tiles.
Play music at over 100 decibels.
Happened in my uni flat for 2 months... you go slightly insane for a while.
Even though they're late I'm liking the suggestions
Damn it! I was gonna say play your music louder!
ill fix the problem give me 5 minutes
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Fill a bucked of cum, shit, pee and all other kinds of disgusting shit.
Make a trap like this:
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A rope goes to the door knob and around it, so it won't get off. Then, a nail must be hammered into the ceiling. The rope goes around that. If it comes off, the trap fails, so put it on good. Take a long plank and the bucket. Tie the rope to the bucket and put the long plank underneath it like on the picture, so it won't fall. If the plank shoves, put a small block of wood or something behind it, so it won't.
Once they open the door, the bucket will tilt and the disgusting things will fall behind the door. In their face.
party with them
get some 18's, face them against the floor and play the most INTENSE songs at full blast
You listen to Schoenberg too? Cool beans, man! Dodecaphony ftw!
Take an ambien lol
But really, I live in a college town and that ALWAYS happens here. You either learn to tune it out or smoke a lotta cannabis. Or you just learn to love insomnia. Or all three at once. It's whatev.
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