[QUOTE=Eluveitie;21282747]Apart from being illegal, this is a brilliant idea![/QUOTE]
Love is [I]stronger[/I] than any enforced criminal laws.
Going through all of this for her only to say no, she has found another person.
Take a shit on her porch then the next day be all "Hey, I heard someone took a shit on your porch? Yeah that was me. Want to go to the dance together?"
[QUOTE=sYnced;21281924]Hey what's up fellu want to ask a girl out on a date? Aight bro I gur back just and they'll come begging. :bigtran:
Get creative about it, borrnger brother's rc car and tape the invitation to it. Knock on your date's door and then hide. When your date gotten way many dates with that all trick.
I like to ca[B]asure hunt[/B], what you gotta do is check out your date's yard and decide on three (3) to five (5) hes.creative ins and what kind of steps to take from place to place. Leave a piece of candy (probably chocolate, not dark, that shit is groslast one.
Make sue to follow. "Follow this map. Your Friday night may depend on it."
Another one is tossing several goldfish in her . Leave the fish in the sea, I chose you to . . ." (prom, dance, etc.)
This one is gonna get you dicks boiii: cube, aight? The messd say, "Please don't leave methat you'll go out with me ing . . ." or "It would bol if you'd . . ." Or put the messagepsicle.[/QUOTE]
That's all I read, I swear.
Is the OP Autstic by any chance?
I have a good idea too, tie her up so she's defenseless and tell her, "If you don't go on a date with me..." then just stare at her until she says okay.
I usually just go up the girl and ask her. It usually fails. Thanks, OP, for this wonderful alternative.
Actually, you should ask them go without all the crap.
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This one is gonna get you vagina boiii: Put the invitation in an ice cube, aight? The message could say, "Please don't leave me out in the [I]cold[/I]. Say that you'll go out with me this coming . . ." or "It would be really cool if you'd . . ." Or put the message on a popsicle.[/QUOTE]
Hey man, those are some n[b]ice[/b] puns, mind if i use them?
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[QUOTE=Purplevain;21282708]There is a little thing called breaking and entering.[/QUOTE]
I'm no expert in wowing people but I'm fairly sure breaking into their house is not a good idea.
Who goes dancing nowadays?
Ask her to play Spec Ops on mw2.
:colbert:
Good [B]GOD[/B] this won't work
Thanks this thread really helped!
My mom said yes!
1) go to girl
2) ask her to dance
3) profit
[QUOTE=archie200034;21283127]Hey man, those are some n[B]ice[/B] puns, mind if i use them?
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I laughed
The girls are already trying to work out how to ask me to dance :frogc00l:
"Hey, <name>, I was wondering if you'd like to come to the prom with me?"
Worked for me. In retrospect I should've used more RC cars and goldfish, though...
This is the most ridiculous and stupid idea I have ever heard unless you are going for a 8 year old girl who likes treasure hunt games.
Seriously, if someone placed notes and candy all in my garden I'd be fucking freaked out.
[QUOTE=gfbbgfvfr;21281980]The OP is like the PS3, he has no game hurf durf[/QUOTE]
I AM OFENd
Fucking stalker retard...
Fuck you OP. She just laughed at my letter and walked back inside.
man up and ask her directly like a normal person
OP Is a stalker with mentalist problems.
Infact OP is this
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Funny Thread.
How about a goldfish bowl attached to an RC car with chocolates glued all over it, and you parachute it into her garden with a note on it saying "I'LL FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE"
Worked for me.
Thats...cheesy...
The answer, actually, is "don't be me"
Suit up.
How would you get into her house to contaminate said bathwater with said goldfish?
What are you talking about? Dark chocolate is delicious.
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