[QUOTE=Jallen;21285036]This is the most ridiculous and stupid idea I have ever heard unless you are going for a 8 year old girl who likes treasure hunt games.
Seriously, if someone placed notes and candy all in my garden I'd be fucking freaked out.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that is if I even found them. Who digs through the various hiding places in their yard frequently? And even if you did, why the HELL would you eat the chocolate hidden there?
Maybe I'm just mad because the only kind of chocolate in my yard is dog chocolate, and it normally has a death threat attached, not an invitation.
[QUOTE=sYnced;21281924]
Another one is tossing several goldfish in her bathtub. Leave a note saying, "Of all the fish in the sea, I chose you to . . ." (prom, dance, etc.)
[/QUOTE]
Goldfish will die within minutes in bath water smart one. God dammit how come every idiot always uses goldfish for stupid ass things. Animal cruelty laws still count for fish you know.
Most of those scenarios are borderline stalker.
[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;21282900]Is the OP Autstic by any chance?[/QUOTE]
[quote]Get creative about it, borrow your younger brother's rc car and tape the invitation to it. Knock on your date's door and then hide. When your date answers the door, drive the car up and deliver the invitation. I've gotten way many dates with that all trick.[/quote]
Mother comes to door.
"Sandy, I think that creepy kid from down the road is trying to ask you out again."
"What? Has he dug up the yard again?"
"No, it's just an RC car. I'll confiscate it."
[QUOTE=evilking1;21284534]1) go to girl
2) ask her to dance
3) profit[/QUOTE]
You forgot Step 2 1/2: ???????????
[QUOTE=evilking1;21284534]1) go to girl
2) ask her to dance
3) profit[/QUOTE]
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[url]http://www.4chan.org/[/url]
OP lives in a romantic comedy.
Sorry but if somebody came up to me with a map of my backyard, I would think they are creepy as fuck. How about you just go up to her and ask her politely?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21282585]Show up in a suit
"Can you help me get out of this damned suit"
Prepare for SEX[/QUOTE]
Why do we have to wear these ridiculous ties?
All this shit makes you look like a complete creep.
If you're just after sex in your relationship, it will only last for one day.
This is a copy paste from a website. I remember reading this in that exact order.
obvious troll is obvio-
*SUCKED INTO VORTEX TO HELL/4CHAN*
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;21282747]Apart from being illegal, this is a brilliant idea![/QUOTE]
but yes, apart from that I concur to the full extent.
OP, remeber when you were young, had your first crush, and your mom just said "be yourself"?
Ya don't
It's called "Yo you you're cute wanna go to the prom?" "Cute ehh? You got yourself a date".
Works great.
[QUOTE=markg06;21283243]I'm no expert in wowing people but I'm fairly sure breaking into their house is not a good idea.[/QUOTE]
And that's why you're not an expert in wowing people.
Try this: "hey, do you want to go to the dance?"
Best thing to do is to take a big sack with a dollarsign on it, fill it with cotton, tie it to a rope placing it outside of her house, then ring the bell. When she opens, pull the rope and slowly lead her to you, and then pick up the sack, after asking, shake the sack up and down, in that way she'll be nodding without knowing it, thus answering your question.
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This only works on dumb, self-involved women with huge tits, so it's for a nightstand, not a relationship.
How the hell do you put goldfish into someone's bathtub, seriously.
Now I'm no expert in social skills, but I'm pretty sure with today's youth, you could increase your chances by 100% if you just went up and said
"Hey, wanna go to the prom? Afterwards we can go drink some beer."
[QUOTE=kellybear;21281932]This is retarded. You're an idiot if you think this would work.[/QUOTE]
And you're retarded for taking this seriously. And so is everyone who clicked agree on your post.
What are you 12? When I was 12 I would leave notes for my girlfriend that said I love you. Grow some balls. When I want to take a girl to a dance, I walk up to her and say something like this. (The most important thing is to be totally confident. )
"I was wondering if you wanted to go to the prom with me?"
Just a tip for all of you guys, OP stole all of this from a mormon website
[B]Edit:[/B] [url]http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/dating/creative_ways_dance.html[/url]
Pretty funny website
Or you can say fuck the dance, let's *fill in the blank*
Of every school dance I ever went to, the music was shitty, the food was shitty, the venue was shitty, ect. ect. If you are looking to spend some time with someone you have your eye on, grow a ballsack (or uterus) and ask them. Say that you don't want to go to the dance, but rather, want to go get coffee/take a walk through the city/go for a drive/see a show/go to a party/see a movie, SOMETHING! Dances are so boring and unoriginal. Not to mention they lack any and all fun, save for watching some fat kid try to break dance.
So assuming you manage to ask them out, try and make it fun. Ask them where they want to go or what they want to do. Invite some friends if you want to; it makes things so much easier. And then just go do something and have fun. Not only do you come off as cool, original, and badass, but you get time to hang around with someone you like.
Tricky part is, if you find out you don't really like them, don't say a word. Let them spread the word that so-and-so is really cool. When you find someone else, start hanging with them! Everyone wins!
[QUOTE=Thomas849;21302138]Or you can say fuck the dance, let's *fill in the blank*
Of every school dance I ever went to, the music was shitty, the food was shitty, the venue was shitty, ect. ect. If you are looking to spend some time with someone you have your eye on, grow a ballsack (or uterus) and ask them. Say that you don't want to go to the dance, but rather, want to go get coffee/take a walk through the city/go for a drive/see a show/go to a party/see a movie, SOMETHING! Dances are so boring and unoriginal. Not to mention they lack any and all fun, save for watching some fat kid try to break dance.
So assuming you manage to ask them out, try and make it fun. Ask them where they want to go or what they want to do. Invite some friends if you want to; it makes things so much easier. And then just go do something and have fun. Not only do you come off as cool, original, and badass, but you get time to hang around with someone you like.
Tricky part is, if you find out you don't really like them, don't say a word. Let them spread the word that so-and-so is really cool. When you find someone else, start hanging with them! Everyone wins![/QUOTE]
No. Dancing is fun.
You must suck at dancing.
[QUOTE=CheezyCheeze;21302418]No. Dancing is fun.
You must suck at dancing.[/QUOTE]
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