• I HATE MINIONS (PART 2)
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[QUOTE=Ganerumo;48566743]Get over yourselves. The Minions aren't the first nor will they be the last popular figure to be everywhere for a relatively short period of time. They're not even the most annoying by far, they're just stupid giggling yellow tic tacs with goggles, and they'll be gone before you're done complaining about them.[/QUOTE] Dude I am so fucking sick of pokemon Edit: This is what people hating minions would have been saying 20 years ago fyi
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;48566743]I have honestly not even noticed Minions to any annoying degree in my every day life. The places where Minions have been the most prominent to me have been circles of people online openly and loudly disliking them. Sure, when I walk down the mall I see some Minion merch every so often. My box of cereals has a minion on it. Before the minions, it was the animals from Madagascar, a movie I've never watched and will never bother watching - and that series also got a spin off dedicated to a specific group of characters from the original movie. And before that, there was Shrek, who got a metric ton of merch, something like four movies, and a spin off based on an alternative character. Don't forget the Rayman rabbits, which overtook the original franchise to the point of putting Rayman in a coma for quite a while. Get over yourselves. The Minions aren't the first nor will they be the last popular figure to be everywhere for a relatively short period of time. They're not even the most annoying by far, they're just stupid giggling yellow tic tacs with goggles, and they'll be gone before you're done complaining about them.[/QUOTE] Come to America before your try to dismiss how shit Minion advertising is.
[QUOTE=Araknid;48565053]I hate the minions hate get the fuck over it and ignore it[/QUOTE] Imagine everyone you interact with tells you the exact same joke over and over. At some point you're going to tell one of them to shut the fuck up. That's how we feel towards Minions.
-snip- Was probably being sarcastic.
I've been in the exact arcade he showed in the video, it's in Falmouth somewhere. To be fair, it's a youth destination. What does he expect but minions?
[QUOTE=Araknid;48565053]I hate the minions hate get the fuck over it and ignore it[/QUOTE] I feel like they are doing this for attention, I'm pretty sure everyone knows Shrek by this point because he had the same streak of popularity too.
[QUOTE=gdfsgdfg;48571323]I feel like they are doing this for attention, I'm pretty sure everyone knows Shrek by this point because he had the same streak of popularity too.[/QUOTE] For the people that don't remember: [t]http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0813/weird-shrek-merch-Food.jpg[/t] [t]http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0813/weird-shrek-merch-root-canal.jpg[/t] [t]http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0813/weird-shrek-merch-operation.jpg[/t] [t]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h278/d0d0joe/random/SL373056.jpg[/t] Now we just need a minions musical and they will be on par with Shrek.
[QUOTE=gdfsgdfg;48571323]I feel like they are doing this for attention, I'm pretty sure everyone knows Shrek by this point because he had the same streak of popularity too.[/QUOTE] Hearing "It's ogre now" and "Get Shreked" is for the thousandth time is also annoying as shit. Repeating the same thing a million times is not funny. It gets old. Half of the posts wouldn't be "This [BLANK] is terrible" if the other half weren't the exact same thing poster over and over again.
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;48571708] [t]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h278/d0d0joe/random/SL373056.jpg[/t] Now we just need a minions musical and they will be on par with Shrek.[/QUOTE] To be fair there's already Minion twinkies. :hammered: [t]https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11905398_943300312378317_7457003408558382003_n.jpg?oh=d5eb427b702276221484953505ea9023&oe=56672720[/t] Let's be honest, there's way more merch for Minions than Shrek has ever had. Shrek is just way more fucking bizarre so we notice it more.
[QUOTE=Keychain;48572075]To be fair there's already Minion twinkies. :hammered: [t]https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11905398_943300312378317_7457003408558382003_n.jpg?oh=d5eb427b702276221484953505ea9023&oe=56672720[/t] Let's be honest, there's way more merch for Minions than Shrek has ever had. Shrek is just way more fucking bizarre so we notice it more.[/QUOTE] Well for the Twinkies they only have Minions packaging. You open them up and they're just normal Twinkies.
[QUOTE=RichyZ;48572543]well to be fair what else would they be they already have banana twinkies so really theres not much more minionification to be done[/QUOTE] If they were really persistent they could actually turn twinkies into minions. They already have the same basic shape.
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;48571708] [t]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h278/d0d0joe/random/SL373056.jpg[/t] Now we just need a minions musical and they will be on par with Shrek.[/QUOTE] I know that's just food coloring or something but holy shit that's intensely disgusting I don't want to taste his ogre spooge
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;48571708]For the people that don't remember: [t]http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0813/weird-shrek-merch-Food.jpg[/t] Now we just need a minions musical and they will be on par with Shrek.[/QUOTE] GoGurt was already a gross name to begin with, giving it the Shrek treatment just made it a whole other level of "ohmygod".
[QUOTE=J.Barnes;48573012]GoGurt was already a gross name to begin with, giving it the Shrek treatment just made it a whole other level of "ohmygod".[/QUOTE] I liked Shrek GoGurt for some reason. Maybe it was the green coloring that did it for me.
Just yesterday I got back from my own holiday in that exact town, in Newquay. He's not exaggerating, they're everywhere. That guy in the minion costume was there all week, and he was swamped by kids wanting their pictures taken with a minion whenever I saw him. Poor guy.
The last time I went to the mall was terrifyingly filled with minions. I saw a shop and said, "hey look, they don't have something minions!" My friend then pointed out their minion themed product and we were both sad.
My friend currently in Kenya says he can't even walk down a street in Nairobi without seeing at least 30 minions on every building
How long before we start to satirize it like we did with Shrek.
[QUOTE=srobins;48568971]Come to America before your try to dismiss how shit Minion advertising is.[/QUOTE] as someone who lives in america and works in a place that has it's fair share of minion merch, i agree with his statement and continue to not care about this fad. yall can just chill out cause at the end of the day it's just something you see but doesn't affect you personally and if you're really getting mad enough go nuts over some shitty advertisements you're really weak at handling commercialism and i have no idea how you survived this long in the 21st century.
Nothing can get as bad as the Let it Go song from Frozen. You can have all the minion merch you want but as long as there are no kids singing dumb shit then it's a win.
[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;48579898]How long before we start to satirize it like we did with Shrek.[/QUOTE] already ahead of u [editline]31st August 2015[/editline] people are already doing, possibly in response to the insane backlash
[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;48571708]For the people that don't remember: [t]http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0813/weird-shrek-merch-Food.jpg[/t] [t]http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0813/weird-shrek-merch-root-canal.jpg[/t] [t]http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0813/weird-shrek-merch-operation.jpg[/t] [t]http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h278/d0d0joe/random/SL373056.jpg[/t] Now we just need a minions musical and they will be on par with Shrek.[/QUOTE] At least Shrek is fucking relateable. I can relate to Shrek because it teaches me to be who I am and to surpass people's low expectations of me. I can't relate to a yellow blob that screams "BEE DOO BANANA BEE DOOPITY DOO" every five God forsaken seconds.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;48580400]At least Shrek is fucking relateable. I can relate to Shrek because it teaches me to be who I am and to surpass people's low expectations of me. I can't relate to a yellow blob that screams "BEE DOO BANANA BEE DOOPITY DOO" every five God forsaken seconds.[/QUOTE] also because shrek is well written and funny, while the minions are just "banana!!"
have we had the edgelords going "minions aren't everywhere get over it!!!" yet [editline]31st August 2015[/editline] yes
[QUOTE=spoder55;48580417]also because shrek is well written and funny[/QUOTE] Not really.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;48580400]At least Shrek is fucking relateable. I can relate to Shrek because it teaches me to be who I am and to surpass people's low expectations of me. I can't relate to a yellow blob that screams "BEE DOO BANANA BEE DOOPITY DOO" every five God forsaken seconds.[/QUOTE] No offense, but if you relate to a mythical being that 24/7 festers in its own filth, lives in a swamp, hates everybody else, and wipes its arse with book pages you may want to reevaluate your life
[QUOTE=itisjuly;48562867]I feel like at this point hating minions is a fad like hating nickelback.[/QUOTE] hating nickelback never went away they're still shit
[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;48580820]hating nickelback never went away they're still shit[/QUOTE] What do you mean? They have amazing music [media]https://soundcloud.com/fishstik/nicklolback[/media]
[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;48584888]What do you mean? They have amazing music [media]https://soundcloud.com/fishstik/nicklolback[/media][/QUOTE] [video=youtube;fPCdF3-Uy4o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPCdF3-Uy4o[/video]
[QUOTE=Dr.Critic;48580805]No offense, but if you relate to a mythical being that 24/7 festers in its own filth, lives in a swamp, hates everybody else, and wipes its arse with book pages you may want to reevaluate your life[/QUOTE] I'm Scottish, we all live like that.
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