Just masturbated furiously, won't stop sweating...
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Try doing it again, it might make you so tired that you passout then when you wake up everything will be fine.
You're going to die.
[QUOTE=mogul20478;16491191]Go take a nice long shower.[/QUOTE]
Like I said. It's not a sickly sweating, that stains and stinks. It's like a pure water sweat that isn't salty. I imagine my balls, on the otherhand, are very salty. I don't feel like tasting.
I just wiped em on the desk and it left a fucking shiny trail. They're salty as hell. Like old man balls.
[QUOTE=KENMORE;16491136]You need to call a doctor if you have an erection for more than 3hours you can die. So at 2hours you're at risk.[/QUOTE]
Wrong.
If a erection is sustained for more than four hours, then a doctor must be contacted.
DYING IS VERY UNLIKELY
If you sustain an erection for more than four hours, there can be permanent damage to the penile tissue, ending with either ED or a complete inability to get it up.
OP is at NO risk.
well, your testicles descend further away from you if they are too hot, if they are too hot then they don't produce sperm as well. that is the whole idea behind a separate sack for them: to keep them at the right temperature. go take a cold shower.
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16491198]Thanks for the serious answer.
Is that why when you're cold and it's chilly and windy outside, your nutsack contracts and squeezes your balls? I always complain on a cold day cause it seems i'm the only one affected by tight ballsack syndrome. All my mates have some sort of built-in heaters in their ball sacks.[/QUOTE]
Yes, it raises to get closer to your body heat.
That's why your balls are outside your body in the first place, they like a slightly lower temperature.
Edit:
Ninjas about tonight :ninja:
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16491175]Wat?
Reason I had a 2-hour marathon is cause my parents wouldn't fuck off before, and I really wanted to fap, and they kept barging in and being annoying. Now they're finally out for the count, I went batshit insane.
Feels good, man.[/QUOTE]
:iiam:
If you start cumming blood I recommend seeing a doctor.
No, I ended up just jizzing clear juice, and some white mixed in. Towards the end it was just plain clear.
Reminded me of the good old days, when I was new to masturbation. I'd orgasm and nothing would come out, and slowly, as I grew up, i'd start to get clear semen, then it thickened and I hated it :(
Masturbation without cleaning up was so awesome, I took it for granted :c
[QUOTE=fragmaplas;16491258]If you start cumming blood I recommend seeing a doctor.[/QUOTE]
When the fuck did he say anything about cumming blood.... lol
[QUOTE=fragmaplas;16491258]If you start cumming blood I recommend seeing a doctor.[/QUOTE]
That would be awkward....
...and sexy! Öh, baby, you get my blood flowin'":q:
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16491144]my body really heats up[/QUOTE]
Menopause
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16491301]No, I ended up just jizzing clear juice, and some white mixed in. Towards the end it was just plain clear.
Reminded me of the good old days, when I was new to masturbation. I'd orgasm and nothing would come out, and slowly, as I grew up, i'd start to get clear semen, then it thickened and I hated it :(
Masturbation without cleaning up was so awesome, I took it for granted :c[/QUOTE]
Your [b]bone[/b] dry.
can i touch your pen0r?
[QUOTE=ratman_122;16491305]When the fuck did he say anything about cumming blood.... lol[/QUOTE]
Well he's masturbating so fucking much it may happen soon
Menopause? Hahahaha, ok.
Balls starting to contract. Feeling better. Still getting heat buzzes.
God damn, people, you all gotta do this one time in your life. While you're young, too. Much easier.
[QUOTE=fragmaplas;16491353]Well he's masturbating so fucking much it may happen soon[/QUOTE]
He's only jackin it, not sticking knives in his dick, lol
[QUOTE=KENMORE;16491033]Op is a gimmick/troll.[/QUOTE]
no fuckin way
[QUOTE=ratman_122;16491360]He's only jackin it, not sticking knives in his dick, lol[/QUOTE]
Fucking reminds me all too well of 1man1screwdriver. Fuuuuu...
[QUOTE=KENMORE;16491033]Op is a gimmick/troll.[/QUOTE]
says the guy who thinks having a boner for 2-3 hours will kill you
Am I the only one that occasionally blows his load in just under a minute sometimes? I mean when I'm jacking of faster than the roadrunner runnin'?
[QUOTE=Greeman;16491411][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qae_TUTeGo[/media]
Don't STOP NOW!!!
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NOTHINGs gonna ever keep ya down![/QUOTE]
yeah man don't stop 'til you get enough
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_hz2am90Hk[/media]
lum, happens to me if I can't jack off all day. Usually due to people not fucking off, or me being bothered a lot, or just being busy. But when I finally do get the chance to spew my man-juice, shit fucking flies out my dick like a rocket into orbit. Gotta be careful not to take my eye out, or get any on my fucking shirt.
Sometimes, i'll jizz on the side of my shirt without noticing, then go out and people will be like "What the shit is that?"
[QUOTE=lum1naire;16491437]Am I the only one that occasionally blows his load in just under a minute sometimes? I mean when I'm jacking of faster than the roadrunner runnin'?[/QUOTE]
I think you are bound to not last for long if you're jerking as hard as you can.
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16491301]No, I ended up just jizzing clear juice, and some white mixed in. Towards the end it was just plain clear.
Reminded me of the good old days, when I was new to masturbation. I'd orgasm and nothing would come out, and slowly, as I grew up, i'd start to get clear semen, then it thickened and I hated it :(
Masturbation without cleaning up was so awesome, I took it for granted :c[/QUOTE]
My god I remember this.
Did you masturbate naked or with clothes on?
Wearing clothes while masturbating like a fucking freight chain will make you sweat [i]ALOT[/i]
Clothes on, and under my covers. Fucking hot.
Also, yeah. The early days of masturbation (I started around year 5, late year 4, so I must have been around 9?)...pure bliss.
Sneaking into your parents room and swiping the Argos Catalog to look at the bra section and panty section, then going into the toilet and masturbating furiously, while wondering what the fuck are under those bras.
I don't understand how people pull off masturbating for 2 hours. When you reach the peak of your orgasm, do you quickly pull your hands away with as much willpower as you can and pray the shit doesn't come spewing out? Then wait like a minute and start again?
Cause once my rocket launches, I lose all interest in porn or having an erection for like 2 minutes. I've always wondered if its just me.
Do it for 7 days straight. :smug:
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16491642]Clothes on, and under my covers. Fucking hot.
Also, yeah. The early days of masturbation (I started around year 5, late year 4, so I must have been around 9?)...pure bliss.
Sneaking into your parents room and swiping the Argos Catalog to look at the bra section and panty section, then going into the toilet and masturbating furiously, while wondering what the fuck are under those bras.[/QUOTE]
lolthis
[QUOTE=Greeman;16491475]I think you are bound to not last for long if you're jerking as hard as you can.[/QUOTE]
Even just stroking normally, I only last a few minutes. Like anywhere in between 4-7 I'd say.. I guess..
masturbating records are starting to interest me. I wanna sign up for a competition or somethin
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