• Just masturbated furiously, won't stop sweating...
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your melting inside
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16491472] Sometimes, i'll jizz on the side of my shirt without noticing, then go out and people will be like "What the shit is that?"[/QUOTE] i loled
[QUOTE=lum1naire;16491683]I don't understand how people pull off masturbating for 2 hours. When you reach the peak of your orgasm, do you quickly pull your hands away with as much willpower as you can and pray the shit doesn't come spewing out? Then wait like a minute and start again? Cause once my rocket launches, I lose all interest in porn or having an erection for like 2 minutes. I've always wondered if its just me.[/QUOTE] Well, usually i'll pull away, but sometimes I can't and the resulting orgasm isn't as strong as if i'd tried to orgasm, which pisses me off. However, today, I just kept spunking then jacking off again. Obviously, after i'd spunked, i'd just jerk slowly to keep my dick erect, then as I got horny again, i'd jack off. I do usually pull away though if I want my horny-ness to last longer, but it usually ends badly. IE, me spewing jizz all over my shirt or computer or some shit because I wasn't expecting it. And, yeah. After you jizz, you usually lose interest and lose an erection. Just today, I was horny as fuck.
[QUOTE=Kiyasha Omin;16491433]says the guy who thinks having a boner for 2-3 hours will kill you[/QUOTE] Can I troll a little too without you on my back asswindow.
Asswindow? Get that guys ugly ass head off as your avatar. He looks like a smack addict.
Thats a lot of willpower you got there to have kept going. I don't think I could have ever pulled it off. To much room for error
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16491768]Well, usually i'll pull away, but sometimes I can't and the resulting orgasm isn't as strong as if i'd tried to orgasm, which pisses me off. However, today, I just kept spunking then jacking off again. Obviously, after i'd spunked, i'd just jerk slowly to keep my dick erect, then as I got horny again, i'd jack off. I do usually pull away though if I want my horny-ness to last longer, but it usually ends badly. IE, me spewing jizz all over my shirt or computer or some shit because I wasn't expecting it. And, yeah. After you jizz, you usually lose interest and lose an erection. Just today, I was horny as fuck.[/QUOTE] how about you get a girlfriend LOL
[QUOTE=KENMORE;16491777]Can I troll a little too without you on my back asswindow.[/QUOTE] back ass window wat back ass is redundant and why do you have a window on it
You know, there are these things called "girlfriends" or "boyfriends" if that is more your thing. I would suggest finding someone to share orgasms with. It makes life more fun!
[QUOTE=SugarBaby;16491866]You know, there are these things called "girlfriends" or "boyfriends" if that is more your thing. I would suggest finding someone to share orgasms with. It makes life more fun![/QUOTE] August 2009, 5 posts fuck your advice ~make cool masturbation threads to get +respect ok
I have a girlfriend. I can't exactly fuck her at 3am, can I? She's on holiday anyways. Fucking Tenerife.
[QUOTE=SugarBaby;16491866]You know, there are these things called "girlfriends" or "boyfriends" if that is more your thing. I would suggest finding someone to share orgasms with. It makes life more fun![/QUOTE]Or you could try a circle-jerk to "share orgasms" with others! [QUOTE=Loopoo920;16491906]I have a girlfriend. I can't exactly fuck her at 3am, can I? She's on holiday anyways. Fucking Tenerife.[/QUOTE]I call bullshit.
-snipalip-
Take a cold shower.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;16491942]page 3 inc [editline]04:01AM[/editline] nao [editline]04:01AM[/editline] lol auto merge [editline]04:02AM[/editline] m?[/QUOTE] what the fuck is this shit
[QUOTE=lum1naire;16491904]August 2009, 5 posts fuck your advice ~make cool masturbation threads to get +respect ok[/QUOTE] Like I give a fuck if you respect me!
Alright, call bullshit, I can't exactly influence your opinion, seeing as you no doubt think i'm a 12 year old. Also, guys. MY BALLS! They wont fucking... I can't get an erection. At all. Seriously. It's as limp as a fucking disabled person.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;16491942]page 3 inc [editline]04:01AM[/editline] nao [editline]04:01AM[/editline] lol auto merge [editline]04:02AM[/editline] m?[/QUOTE] Haha spam
My dick was once erect and after spraying tag on it, it immediately went limp you should try it, it's awesome method to hide your boners from your parents. Besides comfortably putting your dick inbetween your belt buckle or something fucked like that
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16492010]Alright, call bullshit, I can't exactly influence your opinion, seeing as you no doubt think i'm a 12 year old. Also, guys. MY BALLS! They wont fucking... I can't get an erection. At all. Seriously. It's as limp as a fucking disabled person.[/QUOTE] you just masturbated for two hours what do you expect.
[QUOTE=hijacker;16492055]Haha spam[/QUOTE] Haha no -thanks for making me post that-
[QUOTE=KENMORE;16491136]You need to call a doctor if you have an erection for more than 3hours you can die. So at 2hours you're at risk.[/QUOTE] I don't know who the hell told you that, but not only is it untrue, it doesn't even [I]sound[/I] like it should be true. There's a medical condition that results in a perpetual boner, and its only complications are damage to the dick.
Im like that after i have vigorous sex.
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16492010]Alright, call bullshit, I can't exactly influence your opinion, seeing as you no doubt think i'm a 12 year old. Also, guys. MY BALLS! They wont fucking... I can't get an erection. At all. Seriously. It's as limp as a fucking disabled person.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=571062[/url] And [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=707941[/url] If it makes you feel any better. I've learned the hard way. GO TO A HOSPITAL. [QUOTE=lum1naire;16492060]Haha no -thanks for making me post that-[/QUOTE] :dogout: [b]Edit[/b] Aww man.
[QUOTE=Loopoo920;16491768]Well, usually i'll pull away, but sometimes I can't and the resulting orgasm isn't as strong as if i'd tried to orgasm, which pisses me off. However, today, I just kept spunking then jacking off again. Obviously, after i'd spunked, i'd just jerk slowly to keep my dick erect, then as I got horny again, i'd jack off. I do usually pull away though if I want my horny-ness to last longer, but it usually ends badly. IE, me spewing jizz all over my shirt or computer or some shit because I wasn't expecting it. And, yeah. After you jizz, you usually lose interest and lose an erection. Just today, I was horny as fuck.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I know how that feels, to accidentally spill jizz all over yourself when you'd least expect it... Reminds me of this one time (actually just last week) when I read on the Internets how to suck your own dick. So I tried it, but unfortunately I am simply not flexible enough to do it, even though I really wanted to :( So I settled for fapping, but I was still in "the position", so I ended up cumming right into my mouth. But it felt so fuckin' good :D
Uh...ok?
[QUOTE=Doug52392;16492121]So I settled for fapping, but I was still in "the position", so I ended up cumming right into my mouth. But it felt so fuckin' good :D[/QUOTE] Did it bring back fond memories of childhood and the special times you and your stepdad shared?
[QUOTE=SugarBaby;16492176]Did it bring back fond memories of childhood and the special times you and your stepdad shared?[/QUOTE] Get the fuck out, you troll... This is a highly civilized, mature conversation.
Finally a good, clean thread, with some laughs in it. We need more of these then those 'hurr my negihbro died wat i do???' kind of threads.
If it takes you 4 hours to blow your load you must either have ED or you were beating your meat to 75 year old lesbians
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