A few days ago some Mormon missionary faggots came to my door when one of my female friends was over. She wanted to answer it and I grabbed her and she made a very suspicious sound. When she managed to break free, they were at the door and her hair was all messed up and my clothes were not quite neat because of the struggle.
I then proceeded to look all smug at them and said I didn't need God to have inner peace. Oh, and I told them Jesus had a kick-ass beard. Works well.
christians dont like butt farts just fart out the door
[QUOTE=CMDBob;25888932]Just ignore them [b]when they come to the door[/b]. They'll go soon enough.[/QUOTE]
They're Christians, that'll never happen. Masturbation is a sin. :smug:
Put on porn really loud and answer the door with nothing but underwear on. :smug:
man i wish we had door to door religious people in my neighborhood they would have to deal with so many buttfarts
just say you're not interested and go back to bed you nob
Tell them to peddle their religious massages elsewhere, i.e., tell them to fuck off.
maybe give em some ass pennies as a donation
show them a picture of a dinosaur and a copy of the bible. don't say anything to them, just let them work it out.
I wish this happened around where i live just so i could mess with them.
put a wooden cross on your door
they'll think you've converted
christians-b-gone
Tell them you're not interested, if they come again say that you'll call the cops. Then if they'll come once more, call the cops. Be mature.
Shoot them back to hell where they came from
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;25889364]Tell them you're not interested, if they come again say that you'll call the cops. Then if they'll come once more, call the cops. Be mature.[/QUOTE]
dont do this this is for boring people
I know someone who flashed his penis to them, they didn't come back after that...
[QUOTE=knutmora;25889382]I know someone who flashed his penis to them, they didn't come back after that...[/QUOTE]
christians are also afraid of dilzniks. this is the more extreme route however
if you want to scare them off gently just give them a face full of buttfartz, dont flash your dilz
It shouldn't be Illegal but get a restraining order on them or something else we suggested.
better yet, just put a stereo in your window and put a slayer cd on
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SurqXyOjLxE&feature=related[/MEDIA]
Dress like a Muslim.
Wait, they'ill call for crusade against you then.
I feel really, really, REALLY awkward when this happens
I just want to say
"I don't want to join your fucking church, now fuck off and stop coming back every couple of months."
Remove your door, then they'll have no door to knock.
Just tell them to fuck off if they are annoying you.
just say no at them and slam the door in their face if they are that annoying.
Don't be mean, calmly say that you are not interested.
Put on this song and give them the text. Hopefully they will not come back.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPpb8RiEpio[/media]
Where do you hide now doorknocker
Was my door the end of your Jehovah crusade?
I wish you would come back to die again
I miss the feeling of my fist bashing your face
Why don't you come back to insult me again
So I can crucify you as I did last time
Oh please doorknocker knock on my door
So I can split your bible in two as before
Doorknocker why do you hide from me
I miss to give you pain visit me
You promised me suffering from God's hands
Where are the sufferings? Hiding as you Jehovah
I told you hell would conquer
It looks like I am right and you are wrong again
Doorknocker why do you hide from me
I miss to give you pain visit me
Open my house door
Enter my house whore
Behind enemy lines
Your words will not help
Come back to me
Try to turn me
Speak your words
Come back to me
So I can hurt you
And hurt you yes I will
Open my house door
Enter my house whore
Behind enemy lines
Your words they will not help
I miss your screams for help
I miss your fear for me
I miss to give you pain
I miss the torturing
Play any Slayer song, like Jesus Saves or South of Heaven.
You DO KNOW you can ask for them to write down your address as a house to skip next time they have one of these things. Same with the people who call your phone trying to get you to buy something.
And why in the world would you want it to be illegal. In a Christian mindset they are trying to be nice and care for you even though you are atheist. They aren't being malicious...
[QUOTE=Star Son;25890245]You DO KNOW you can ask for them to write down your address as a house to skip next time they have one of these things. Same with the people who call your phone trying to get you to buy something.
And why in the world would you want it to be illegal. In a Christian mindset they are trying to be nice and care for you even though you are atheist. They aren't being malicious...[/QUOTE]
Coming around your place day in day out at 8:00PM sounds pretty goddamn malicious to me.
It's not like people need their rest because they've got work they need to do that day or they just covered a graveyard shift.
To stay on topic: My dad chased a pair of those bastards away some time ago. :v:
What happened was; Pops just got home at 7AM after work, and at 9 or so those dumbasses come around to bitch about their stupid fairytale.
My dad opened the door while just wearing his boxershorts, the men commented on his clothing and said it was quite inappropriate.
Pops didn't have any of this and told them to either go away or risk teeth loss, they didn't leave. :saddowns:
So my dad made them leave. :buddy:
Maybe they'll leave you alone once you spell Christians correctly.
Hang an upside down cross to your door.
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