Christains keep knocking on my door - General

[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;25892646] Dress up with horns/satan and try killing them, obviously. [/QUOTE] Reminds me of this bash.org quote: [code] <Hiroe> he was dressed as a big fuckin devil <Hiroe> like, HUGE costume <Hiroe> 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head <Hiroe> at some anime con in california <Hiroe> they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel <Hiroe> he's riding the elevator down to the con space <Hiroe> doors open, little old baptist woman standing there <Hiroe> he just says "Going Down" in his best evil voice [/code]

I thought of you dressing up as Satan and a tornado drill went off just now :ohdear: Do it.

[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;25888908]Ask them why the bible tells you to beat your wife and treat your slaves well. And why it says bestiality is better than masturbation.[/QUOTE] Because it doesn't say that. Have you even read the Bible? Obviously not. Even if that's sarcasm it's pretty stupid. The bible doesn't say anything about Masturbation and it condemns Bestiality.

My friend had Jahovas witness' call his door, his kitchen comes out to the right of the door so the kitchen window is right next to the door. They asked him if they could talk to him about Jesus, he asked them to wait there for a moment. He then proceeded to walk round to his kitchen and eat a sandwich whilst watching them get impatient from his kitchen.

Open the door with a Qur'ran in hand.

[QUOTE=MilkWorm;25888679]They just keep comeing, today marks the fifth time this week they tried to convert me. Anyway to make them stop? I don't like being woke up at 8:00 every other day. I'm atheist and proud of it [b]but I don't go door to door while it's half dark out waking up everyone to fill them with lies.[/b] Maybe there doing it early to catch our sleepy minds off guard to brainwash us. Anyway what are your thoughts on this and is it wrong to hate them?[/QUOTE] So your atheist and normal atheist fill people with lies every morning but you dont ?

Christians make a name for themselves not minding their own damn business, stubborn fucks. But yes, you would have a valid reason to report them.

You sure they aren't Mormons?

[QUOTE=Pace.;25888702]Why should it be illegal to knock on doors? Technically its freedom of religion, even if is annoying.[/QUOTE] Doing it every day at 8 AM would be harrasment. And that is BAD. OP: Flamethrower. Get it. It doest works only with jews and midgets (i know from my own experience).

Do what my friends did. Answer the door naked and invite them in.

Convert them to Atheism I'm actually a christian myself but seriously, you should have a whole list of things that conflict with the religion and just rattle them off when they come to the door. That'd show 'em.

[QUOTE=Pace.;25888702]Why should it be illegal to knock on doors? Technically its freedom of religion, even if is annoying.[/QUOTE] But isn't it illegal to disturb the peace or something like that?

Put a sign saying "trespassers will be shot, then shot again" then put some signs saying "dark lord Satan 2012" in your lawn.

Answer the door with a quarter-full bottle of whiskey in your hand, act just pissed Make sure to "accidentally" splash it all over them Offer them some as well

Convert them to Satanism when they come to the door next.

Whenever the Jahova's Witnesses show up, my entire family hides. True story.

[QUOTE=BobIsAwesome;25896788]Whenever the Jahova's Witnesses show up, my entire family hides. True story.[/QUOTE] Family of pussies

If you put a sign up saying that you're not interested then I think it's illegal for them to come onto your property.

Play this when they arrive: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZv8QwzOrjQ[/media] [editline]6th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=BobIsAwesome;25896788]Whenever the Jahova's Witnesses show up, my entire family hides. True story.[/QUOTE] Based on your avatar, you should be able to disguise yourself as one.

tell them to stop and if they dont go old testament on them by throwing rocks at them for trying to convert you

Convert them instead. [sp]To communism.[/sp]

I thought if you put a sign on your door telling them they can't, like those no soliciting signs, I'm not sure but I thought they couldn't. And even if they were still allowed to, I think they would get the picture and move on any ways.

I accidentally voted no.

[QUOTE=Sonicfan574;25888860]Make a small wooden cross, wait until they show up, open the door, and light it on fire in front of them.[/QUOTE] What if they're black?

Christian: hi sir, we would like to talk to you about jesus christ. Me: Jesus Christ, wanna watch a movie? Christian: here? Me: yes Christian: right now? Me: heck yes Christian: ok Me: get in here [IMG]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs621.snc3/27519_132104006816264_1161_n.jpg[/IMG]

Open the door dressed in the exact same suit they wear. Then look at each other awkwardly.

Sacrifice goats on your front lawn.

Tell them you enjoy listening to slayer and find the lyrics in their songs rather relevant and true.

lolmissionaries i thought we were past these guys

[QUOTE=MilkWorm;25888679]They just keep comeing, today marks the fifth time this week they tried to convert me. Anyway to make them stop? I don't like being woke up at 8:00 every other day. I'm atheist and proud of it but I don't go door to door while it's half dark out waking up everyone to fill them with lies. Maybe there doing it early to catch our sleepy minds off guard to brainwash us. Anyway what are your thoughts on this and is it wrong to hate them?[/QUOTE] Open the door with ol' buckeh. That will keep them from knocking. [editline] [URL=http://filesmelt.com/][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/images23.jpg[/IMG][/URL]