Christains keep knocking on my door - General

Post a picture of Richard Dawkins on your door. If they continue to knock anyway give them a copy of The God Delusion.

[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/c3ba9f6b55e03487fece481270204fec.png[/img_thumb] Oh fuck they're on youtube now too.

[QUOTE=tommyc225;25901669]Tell them you enjoy listening to slayer and find the lyrics in their songs rather relevant and true.[/QUOTE] Deicide is more applicable in this context.

Tell them you converted to Christianity last night.

The end is nigh!

[QUOTE=IStanI;25888861]Why wouldn't I rate myself?[/QUOTE] It sometimes instigates others to also rate the same way

All the music posts and no on posted this? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swQi4CAzmrA[/media]

Walk out naked and they won't come back, Trust me :pervert:

I think they think they're... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKIN' ON HEAVIN'S DOOR!

Tell them you're already Christian so they wont need to keep knocking on your door. Or dress as a sand person and whip your cock out in front of them and wank furiously whilst screaming "UUUUUUUUUH UUUUUUUUUUUH UUUUUUUH!". Either one should work

Sue them or get a court order to get them away from you. It shouldn't be illegal, but you should be able to do something about it.

Stick this to the front of your door "Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? Or, just print out a bunch of copies and when they ask to talk to you about Jesus, just hand them that flyer and shut the door.

[QUOTE=Nukilator;25888747]Put a landmine under your welcome mat[/QUOTE] FUCK YOU. You made me spit milk all over my computer.

Say "Oh yeah im already a Christian. I'll go get my bible which is right next to the shotgun."

"Knock Knock Knocking on christian doors"

[QUOTE=IStanI;25888861]Why wouldn't I rate myself?[/QUOTE] because thats stupid because we already know you agree with yourself [editline]7th November 2010[/editline] go around a christian town and start trying to convert them to atheism

Shit misread poll

Do this OP! [img]http://www.firequest.com/media/products/HV005.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;25892835]Put a series of books by Dawkins, Darwin, and Carl Sagan on your windowsill.[/QUOTE] Or you can just put one Karl Marx book in your window. They will run away scared and never come back.

[QUOTE=Pace.;25888702]Why should it be illegal to knock on doors? Technically its freedom of religion, even if is annoying.[/QUOTE] It's called harassment.

When my friends and I see groups like these in my neighborhood will get together in a group with pamphlets we make and try to hand them out to the Christian group educating them on Scientology. Not that I believe in Scientology, it just seems to have the biggest reaction out of them. :smug:

[QUOTE=PaperStrike;25888718]Saw first two posts, and first thought was "Goddamn, so much Beiber!". Separation of Church and State. They can knock on your door as long as they don't pander religion.[/QUOTE] Why is this getting agrees? Seperation of Church and State doesn't apply at someone's house or just out in public in general. And no it shouldn't be illegal if the Constitution already allows it.

Nail a dead dove to your door. Christians seem to like doves for some reason.

Religion is stupid, and the fact that they have to go around door to door to get people to convert just shows your religion is failing.

[QUOTE=Niko Bellic;25926596]Religion is stupid, and the fact that they have to go around door to door to get people to convert just shows your religion is failing.[/QUOTE] you never see a scientists going door to door trying to explain how evolution or how gravity works because they know they dont have to, something that is true doesnt have to be forcefully inserted into your head

Tell them to fuck off... simple.

Answer the door all dressed up in a nice suit and try to convert them to your own religion.

Put a sign on you door saying "Proud atheist" perhaps a few of them will leave you alone.

[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;25926806]you never see a scientists going door to door trying to explain how evolution or how gravity works because they know they dont have to, something that is true doesnt have to be forcefully inserted into your head[/QUOTE] Actually no we're not born knowing how science works. Both are learned through your life. The difference is that those people going to your door genuinely want you to convert because they think they will be saving you from Hell while scientists are quite a bit fewer and don't care if you know anything about science nearly as much. And Religion and science aren't always opposite as there are a lot of Christian scientists.

[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;25926806]you never see a scientists going door to door trying to explain how evolution or how gravity works because they know they dont have to, something that is true doesnt have to be forcefully inserted into your head[/QUOTE] no instead scientists make us go to a crowded building to learn about that