The Boner-Shrinking Thread - How to hide your raging testosterones. - General

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;26489368]while I've never done that, when I was going through my 'awkward' phase I once stabbed myself in the leg with a fountain pen to get rid of it.[/QUOTE] heh wow that's cool you should maybe seek help lmao heh heh laugh out loud

[QUOTE=Flapadar;26489858]Fixed it.[/QUOTE] Because you know anything of my personal life. Right. [editline]5th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=sevensins;26490499]How about this scenario: Joey and Amy are walking down the street, window shopping. For whatever reason, Joey starts getting an erection. However Amy is paying very close attention to an item in the window. Joey: [i]Fuck, this is NOT a good time for this. What should I do to get rid of this inconvenience? Oh here I have an idea...[/i] Amy: "Oh hey! That would make a good gift for Christma-- WHY THE HELL IS YOUR DICK OUT?" Joey: "Oh sorry, I popped a boner so I need to you take care of that. A, B, C, or all of the above? :smug:" [b]And that is how Joey became single on Christmas.[/b] Oh and before you try and call me out for bad reading, I'm well aware you said to do that before going out in public. That's not always an option now is it? Sometimes guys will get erections in public. Your idea is not the most effective in all circumstances. Unless of course your girlfriend is a freak. (Lucky bastard)[/QUOTE] I actually laughed at that, good job! And I realize it's not the most effective I just wanted to contribute :(

I always listen to this to get rid of a boner [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DszzhhuGVAM[/media]

[QUOTE=Gainax;26490193]Every day...[/QUOTE] 730 730 hard cock erryday

[QUOTE=DONUT KING;26488612]Or you could just flaunt your dick for all to see. Let them be jealous of your massive cock.[/QUOTE] your avatar fits the post so fucking much.

and remember, horny kids, grandma poops too think about it as often as you can, it loosens her stool

Old man once say, "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."

[QUOTE=TehWhale;26489705]You can't blow yourself?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/%7Erob/img/film/clerks.jpg[/IMG] My cousin tried that once, broke his neck.

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;26498581]Because you know anything of my personal life. Right.[/QUOTE] I know you're lying because girls won't have sex with you just because you don't want a boner in public.

The more you think about it, the harder it gets. Just ignore it.

When you get a boner, just flip it up. There you go.

[QUOTE=ConvolutedLogic;26488238]Just think about old ladies. :3[/QUOTE] That just makes things....harder.

I got a boner when I looked at the title

[QUOTE=MrAfroShark70;26498982]I always listen to this to get rid of a boner [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DszzhhuGVAM[/media][/QUOTE] I'm never getting a boner again. [sarcasm]Thanks[/sarcasm]

[QUOTE=Dutchlike;26502244][img_thumb]http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/%7Erob/img/film/clerks.jpg[/img_thumb] My cousin tried that once, broke his neck.[/QUOTE] Haha oh god, Clerks is my favorite movie. It's just a shame not many people have seen it.

[QUOTE=Stripez;26489015]If I think of Hillary Clinton I get a boner in public. It actually works.[/QUOTE] Fixed

What the hell man.

I wear track pants in public daily and as such am the master of controlling my raging boner, kneel before my awesome power.

i miss being 13 and popping boners every 5 mins

[QUOTE=Gainax;26488203] Third, and my most favorite one, [b]Attach a handwarmer to your bladder area and jump up and down.[/b] Okay, you can stop giving me that look now-This really works. I do this when I go on dates, so I use the "It's cold!!!" line and start jumping. By doing this, the heat will transfer to inside your dick and it will shrink fast. This should be a last resort though, as if you're wearing boxers you risk your dick flopping obviously in your pants. Okay, well these are my 3 ways to shrink your boner. Does anyone else have this? Doyou have any embarrasing boner stories? Well, this is the thread for you! Discuss![/QUOTE] In the quiet words of the Virgin mary... What the fuck?

[QUOTE=cqbcat;26492197]Even though I'm an atheist, I still pray to any good dear lord who will hear me. I pray that I never get a boner in boot camp showers. I'm not gay. At least I don't think I am. But getting a boner in a shower room with a bunch of other men would be horribly embarrassing.[/QUOTE] you need to learn to like anal boy :3 I wanna see your sexy abs RAWR

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;26489713]I never tried. Have you?[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.collegesexadvice.com/auto/else2.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Petrussen;26505233][img_thumb]http://www.collegesexadvice.com/auto/else2.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] media tag that now i need to go get more wipes

[QUOTE=bravehat;26505151]In the quiet words of the Virgin mary... What the fuck?[/QUOTE] because the reason to get rid of a boner is to not attract attention so attach a heater to your crotch and do jumping jacks in a public place with a raging hardon great methods here folks

[QUOTE=Petrussen;26505233][img_thumb]http://www.collegesexadvice.com/auto/else2.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I'm sorry, was that supposed to turn me on?

[QUOTE=Gainax;26488203] [b]1. Think of something hot touching your penis.[/b][/QUOTE] This is worst advice ive read

think of pokemon theme, works on me

[QUOTE=Flapadar;26502339]I know you're lying because girls won't have sex with you just because you don't want a boner in public.[/QUOTE] No, you think I'm lying because you can't take a joke. Therefor you attack my personal life making false accusations with facts you know nothing about. So in short. Shut up. Don't be childish. Grow up. Play nice.

It's rarely a problem

Whip it up into the waistband