The Boner-Shrinking Thread - How to hide your raging testosterones. - General

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;26511588]No, you think I'm lying because you can't take a joke. Therefor you attack my personal life making false accusations with facts you know nothing about. So in short. Shut up. Don't be childish. Grow up. Play nice.[/QUOTE] You'd be right if what you said was a joke in the first place. Instead, it was a statement, I ripped it apart and now you resort to calling me a child.

[QUOTE=Petrussen;26505233][img_thumb]http://www.collegesexadvice.com/auto/else2.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Its like his entire upper back disappeared.

[QUOTE=Gainax;26488203] [b]1. Think of something hot touching your penis.[/b] [b]2. Think of something extremely ugly and get angry/disgusted at that thing.[/b] [b]Attach a handwarmer to your bladder area and jump up and down.[/b][/QUOTE] I have an extreme fetish for hot irons touching my penis as I angrily think of ugly things with a hand warmer on my bladder area, and jumping up and down with a clown nose and a long rusty nail through both my nipples. I just flip it into my pants waist, issue solved. [QUOTE=cqbcat;26492197]Even though I'm an atheist, I still pray to any good dear lord who will hear me. I pray that I never get a boner in boot camp showers. I'm not gay. At least I don't think I am. But getting a boner in a shower room with a bunch of other men would be horribly embarrassing.[/QUOTE] You mean agnostic?

[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;26513340] You mean agnostic?[/QUOTE] Agnostic atheist

[QUOTE=strayebyrd;26513507]Agnostic atheist[/QUOTE] No such thing... agnostic is unsure/doesn't claim to any religion, atheist is "There is no god".

[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;26513340]I have an extreme fetish for hot irons touching my penis [/QUOTE] :wtc:

No thanks i'll continue tucking it underneath my belt

[IMG]http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3774/bestj.png[/IMG] Best 10'er ever.

Solve a complicated math problem in your head.

[QUOTE=Flat Minus;26514330][img_thumb]http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3774/bestj.png[/img_thumb] Best 10'er ever.[/QUOTE] :smile: You really think so?

Imagine stabbing yourself in the dick with a large icicle.

[QUOTE=Flapadar;26513145]You'd be right if what you said was a joke in the first place. Instead, it was a statement, I ripped it apart and now you resort to calling me a child.[/QUOTE] You don't know me, what do you know if I'm serious or not. You don't know when some random people on the internet are talking out of their ass, what makes you think you know anything about me or what I say? And you resorted to childish accusations before I did anything. Now here's a shocker for you. I in fact do have a girlfriend and I do not ask her to blow me before we go out in public because I couldn't care less if I get a boner.

Heres what I when I get a boner while wearing jeans in class. 1. Put dick on leg under jeans 2. Move zipper hole opposite of penis and flex penis 3. Get all the ladies with your massive looking penis :smug:

[QUOTE=Flat Minus;26514330][img_thumb]http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3774/bestj.png[/img_thumb] Best 10'er ever.[/QUOTE] Your join date is December 2010

[QUOTE=Arc Nova;26516113]Your join date is December 2010[/QUOTE] So? All the other 10'ers ive met are idiots. This one actually has some common sense

baggy pants and tight underwear do a pretty good job hiding it

What is this thread?

[QUOTE=Squaar;26518991]What is this thread?[/QUOTE] In the time you thought about this thread, any chance of you having a boner is gone. Thread successful :smug:

[quote]I actually laughed at that, good job! And I realize it's not the most effective I just wanted to contribute :([/QUOTE] Thank you! Honestly I'm just giving you a hard time. Have a friendly.

Paper cut on the dick hole.

I simply put my dick in the meat grinder.

[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;26513571]No such thing... agnostic is unsure/doesn't claim to any religion, atheist is "There is no god".[/QUOTE] yeah there is, agnosticism relates to certainty, not belief. Therefore the majority, if not all, atheists should be agnostic atheist, just as the majority of theists are agnostic theists, because there is no proof one way or the other. If someone classifies as just 'agnostic' then they are agnostic atheist, because in not choosing religion, they've shown they don't place faith in a god. [editline]6th December 2010[/editline] but that isn't what this thread is about. This thread is about boner hiding

In 40 years you will all WISH you could get a boner every 30 seconds.

[QUOTE=Barnhouse;26525374]In 40 years you will all WISH you could get a boner every 30 seconds.[/QUOTE] Wait, boners take longer to get over time?

[QUOTE=Gainax;26488203] have you noticed that when your penis is cold is gets hard? Well, it's the opposite for something hot.[/QUOTE] yeah man i put my penis in the fridge when in horny

[QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;26513571]No such thing... agnostic is unsure/doesn't claim to any religion, atheist is "There is no god".[/QUOTE] Oh boy here we fucking go. Shitstorm incoming!

Hot things, and ugly girls give me a boner.

I just get a toothpick, see? Then I open the hole and... Well, I'll let you imagine the rest...

[QUOTE=Alvaldi;26513288]Its like his entire upper back disappeared.[/QUOTE] That's what it takes...

OP needs to stop making threads