The Boner-Shrinking Thread - How to hide your raging testosterones.

[koeniginator]

so this is like the negative to the problem about the guy that fapped to slenderman because he was scared of slenderman
now he gets boners from slenderman, good luck explaining that one

[Big Dumb Patriot]

I'm sure this stuff would have been really helpful in the seventh grade. I'll give you a "rainbow," because dozens of young boys are probably going to wrap handwarmers around their dicks and jump up and down per your advice.

[Jallen]

I just tried all of those and none of them worked.

[Kung Fu Jew]

so many things wrong about this thread and all the know-it-alls posting in it

[Gainax]

[QUOTE=Bredirish123;26546917]OP needs to stop making threads[/QUOTE]

I made this thread a week ago, idk why people keep bumping it.

[Encek]

walk on your heels :smug:

[MrOwn1]

why would you want to ever get rid of a boner

[myalt22]

I have masterful control over my penis. It obeys my every command.

[Elexar]

When you're with a girl you really like and things get intimate it's normal to get a boner.

[Lufttygger306]

I got a boner by thinking about something warm hitting my private area

[swampie]

Worst thing in the world:

Skinny jeans + boner

[RayDark]

I always have this weird sensation, when i tuck my penis into my underpants waistband, that one of my friends are going to go 'URBULIBRAH' and pull my shirt up, exposing my throbbing cock, so I tuck my penis into my underpants waistband, and wear my pants over that.

[profan]

[QUOTE=ineedateam1;26505143]i miss being 13 and popping boners every 5 mins[/QUOTE]

You ARE 13 or younger

[Mac2468]

[QUOTE=swampie;26569105]Worst thing in the world:

Skinny jeans + boner[/QUOTE]

Wear a sweatshirt and tuck it into your waistband. Aint hard.

[editline]8th December 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=RayDark;26569545]I always have this weird sensation, when i tuck my penis into my underpants waistband, that one of my friends are going to go 'URBULIBRAH' and pull my shirt up, exposing my throbbing cock, so I tuck my penis into my underpants waistband, and wear my pants over that.[/QUOTE]

Same thing.

[Flapadar]

[QUOTE=swampie;26569105]Worst thing in the world:

Skinny jeans + boner[/QUOTE]

I wore my (ex) girlfriend's pair of skinny jeans once. Why any sane man would wear them is beyond me.

[Kartoffel]

[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;26519471]Paper cut on the dick hole.[/QUOTE]

That post with your avatar made me lol.

[Gainax]

[QUOTE=swampie;26569105]Worst thing in the world:

Skinny jeans + boner[/QUOTE]

...Equals a potential penal fracture?

[Jurikuer]

[QUOTE=Flapadar;26571229]I wore my (ex) girlfriend's pair of skinny jeans once. Why any sane man would wear them is beyond me.[/QUOTE]

So you're saying you were insane at the time? Makes sense.

[Provost]

[QUOTE=Jurikuer;26575848]So you're saying you were insane at the time? Makes sense.[/QUOTE]

He's faking it. I say he's legally responsible, and should be punished accordingly.

[Gainax]

[QUOTE=Flapadar;26571229]I wore my (ex) girlfriend's pair of skinny jeans once. Why any sane man would wear them is beyond me.[/QUOTE]

That's nice, your gf's jeans probably have stretch marks where your dick was now :smug:

[killa101]

[QUOTE=swampie;26569105]Worst thing in the world:

Skinny jeans + boner[/QUOTE]

At least your dick stays pointing up when you get a boner instead of making a fucking triangle in your pants, I'm pretty sure that's worse when you're in public.

[Bletotum]

[QUOTE=killa101;26578475]making a fucking triangle in your pants[/QUOTE]

how does that work again

[editline]9th December 2010[/editline]

fuck me what a weird thought, a triangle

[Murkat]

Standing up makes my dick stand down.

[Water Bear]

tuck into sphincter.

[amgoz1]

But having a boner is manly :c