[QUOTE=BuDSpOoNce;30000520]i had a wank after watching these[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=cornbread;29999944]id still fuck her unmercifully[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DJWulf;29999586]We call this "Fap material"[/QUOTE]
Oh god why does your avatars all do so fitting.
[QUOTE=Tetracycline;30000884]This girl is such a tease, she's gotta stop that[/QUOTE]
Except yours.
My standards are too high for this girl.
I have no standards so more for me I guess.
[QUOTE=G-Strogg;30002647]My standards are too high for this girl.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/213423984_a82afcda90.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;30003015]I have no standards so more for me I guess.
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/213423984_a82afcda90.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
fortunately i'm a sex god in the form of hercules
[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;30003015]I have no standards so more for me I guess.
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/213423984_a82afcda90.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[I]your[/I] appearance does not matter when determining your personal standards for women so this image is neither funny nor witty :ssh:
Dem tits.
[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;30003015]I have no standards so more for me I guess.
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/88/213423984_a82afcda90.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
He might have been referring to non-physical standards, ie he finds a woman who gets paid to dress up as anime characters to get neckbearded men aroused pretty gross.
[img]http://f.braxupload.se/326do0.png[/img]
what's up with the bruises
I don't give a shit what she looks like, she irritates the piss outta me and the only thing i'd put in her mouth is my fist.
[QUOTE=Unicorn Kid;30014156]I want to see her naked so badly :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
If you look hard enough you'll find a small image dump of her nude when she was high as fuck.
Takes a bit of searching and they are god awful but yeah.
[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;30006689]
what's up with the bruises[/QUOTE]
Nobody's perfect, she doesn't take good care of her skin I guess, or she does more than sit at a computer all day, at least enough to get minor bruises from whatever.
[QUOTE=Edthefirst;29999033]:barf:
Ugh they are way too big and saggy. See big tits look good when you've got clothing that pushes it up and have some cleavage showing, but they always sag so horribly.
A handful is more than enough.[/QUOTE]
Who cares? They're still tits. Ya, if she was like 40 I could understand you, but she's not, and with bigger breasts gravity kicks in, so it's completely natural.
Plus, bigger tits = more fun :smug:
[QUOTE=Edthefirst;29999033]:barf:
Ugh they are way too big and saggy. See big tits look good when you've got clothing that pushes it up and have some cleavage showing, but they always sag so horribly.
A handful is more than enough.[/QUOTE]
Facepunch has the weirdest standards of any group of people I have ever seen in my life. I am seriously astonished by it.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfQfhfLHlDg[/media]
Im drooling.
edit: The tit wank would be epic.
[QUOTE=Sharp_Shooter;30001601]This girl is such a huge cocktease. She's practically begging for some guy to pound her.[/QUOTE]
Warning, you're dangerously approaching rapist logic here!
Also, I could only see the two pictures, but they're definitely spot on, hehehe
She's just a pornstar in the making.
Heh.
Guess who has a couple nudes/lookalike nudes?
This guy.
Also this makes me realize I need to get a girlfriend. Not for looks, however, but it makes you realize you're lacking a mutual companionship. Someone to share your life with.
LOL JUST KIDDING, elbows too pointy.
This bitch lives near me believe it or not.
[QUOTE=Milkyway M16;30018932]This bitch lives near me believe it or not.[/QUOTE]
Why isn't she tied up in your basement yet?
What a fucking slut. She's a liar if she says that she doesn't use her tits to get views.
[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;30006689][img]http://f.braxupload.se/326do0.png[/img]
what's up with the bruises[/QUOTE]
Most likely drugs that require a needle.
I'm not joking.
[QUOTE=Laferio;30021289]Most likely drugs that require a needle.
I'm not joking.[/QUOTE]
Why in her leg? Unless she is a total addict she would destroy her arms first. It's probably bug bites or random skin blemishes. Shit happens.
