[QUOTE=Frankie;28970192]Please for the love of god if I got my penis inside her vag while still flacid im no longer a virgin right?[/QUOTE]
It needs to be as hard as a boulder, man.
Chop it off
Problem solved.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970192]Please for the love of god if I got my penis inside her vag while still flacid im no longer a virgin right?[/QUOTE]
finishing inside a woman defines weather or not you were a virgin
you, on the other hand, just put a floppy extremity inside a hole
It happened because you probably mastrubated often and you got used to internet stuff, but when it comes to real life, the nerves kick in. It was same as me. Try to not masturbate for a week and then try it. You'll be bangin like a pornstar.
[QUOTE=Greendead;28970231]It happened because you probably mastrubated often and you got used to internet stuff, but when it comes to real life, the nerves kick in. It was same as me. Try to not masturbate for a week and then try it. You'll be bangin like a pornstar.[/QUOTE]
And then you'll ejaculate in about 15 seconds.
Same thing happened to me my first time, performance anxiety. Next time you'll do fine.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970192]Please for the love of god if I got my penis inside her vag while still flacid im no longer a virgin right?[/QUOTE]
Of course you are still a virgin. God don't you know anything? Next you are going to tell us that it was over in half a minute and that she didn't enjoy it at all.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970039]And now she says "i guess we are not ready...." OH AND FUCK VAGINAS ITS HARD AS FUCK TO ACTUALLY GET INSIDE[/QUOTE]
Are you typing while you're trying to fuck at the moment? this is confusing...
[img]http://i.ytimg.com/vi/G48J5ZpRbqs/hqdefault.jpg[/img]
Sucks to be you OP.
You've prematurely worn out your dick.
Good job.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;28970240]And then you'll ejaculate in about 15 seconds.[/QUOTE]
At least you get somewhere
pro-tip dont before masterbate sex up to 3 days
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970192]Please for the love of god if I got my penis inside her vag while still flacid im no longer a virgin right?[/QUOTE]
did you cum inside her?
if no then you're still a virgin
Not a surprise Frankie, because I just happen to know the flash you took that picture from
[QUOTE=ineedateam1;28970287]pro-tip dont masterbate sex[/QUOTE]
What?
Ah you fixed it.
So...
just how old are you, OP ?
funny thing is I apparently know OP?
guess you broke yer dick.
-snip-
[QUOTE=Psygo;28970290]did you cum inside her?
if no then you're still a virgin[/QUOTE]
No no no, she has to bear your child otherwise you are still a virgin.
[QUOTE=ineedateam1;28970287]pro-tip dont before masterbate sex up to 3 days[/QUOTE]
It works better if you masturbate 8-12 hours beforehand.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970039]And now she says "i guess we are not ready...." OH AND FUCK VAGINAS ITS HARD AS FUCK TO ACTUALLY GET INSIDE[/QUOTE]
Maybe you're putting it in the wrong hole?
Stop jacking off and your sex drive will be through the roof.
[QUOTE=JWJ;28970046]lets see.. still has a PSP, first thing he does about his flaccidity is post on Facepunch (from said PSP), has an avatar/name related to a kids show..
he never did say who 'her' was[/QUOTE]
Has an avatar related to a [i]sex animation[/i] of a kids show
You know, what with the excessive ellipses, terrible quality, name of a female cartoon character, and the fact that it's just been registered, I want to say that this is Rizzo. But I've never seen him make a thread THIS bad before.
Off the PSP, now on PC...mods please let this thread live for a lil while
Look guys I am just freaking out, I am a okay kind of guy and I guess it was the stress, I haven't jerked off in 2 days as we were both planing this for a week. Look I just freaking the fuck out right now that after getting so close I failed, we did did some foreplay before n after but damn u fucking PENIS I CAN FUCKING BELIEVE U CAN DO THIS!
Look I don't normally act like this at all I just so happen to be freakin pissed and in shocked. This happened like 30 mins ago, maybe more she lives right next door...
[QUOTE=Fetret;28970356]No no no, she has to bear your child otherwise you are still a virgin.[/QUOTE]
No, you need to raise a child, and make them have sex. Only then will you not be a virgin. :eng101:
[QUOTE=Soviet Russia;28970345]funny thing is I apparently know OP?
guess you broke yer dick.[/QUOTE]
If you tell anyone I will fucking murder you!
Someone's a little nervous
Because sex is totally hard to do.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970396]Off the PSP, now on PC...mods please let this thread live for a lil while
Look guys I am just freaking out, I am a okay kind of guy and I guess it was the stress, I haven't jerked off in 2 days as we were both planing this for a week. Look I just freaking the fuck out right now that after getting so close I failed, we did did some foreplay before n after but damn u fucking PENIS I CAN FUCKING BELIEVE U CAN DO THIS!
Look I don't normally act like this at all I just so happen to be freakin pissed and in shocked. This happened like 30 mins ago, maybe more she lives right next door...[/QUOTE]
Yeah so your grammar is still shit when you're on your PC. Stop scapegoating the poor PSP man :frown:
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