• I fucking hate my penis so much
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[QUOTE=MangoJuice;28970403]No, you need to raise a child, and make them have sex. Only then will you not be a virgin. :eng101:[/QUOTE] I know that is false and you guys are just messing with me, I would have done the same thing. Guys PLEASE forgive me I just freaking the fuck out right now.
How to get over 100 thread-viewers in 20 minutes: Contain penis in title. This thread has 1/7th of all GD viewers. Fun fact
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970396]Look guys I am just freaking out, I am a okay kind of guy and I guess it was the stress, I haven't jerked off in 2 days as we were both [B]planing this for a week[/B]. Look I just freaking the fuck out right now that after getting so close I failed, we did did some foreplay before n after but damn u fucking PENIS I CAN FUCKING BELIEVE U CAN DO THIS![/QUOTE] This is were you went wrong.
I suggest you talk about it with your girlfriend. At least then she'll understand and you'll feel less bad for fucking it up.
Because Faceounch is the best place to tell your story 20 minutes after fail. Double fail at life.
I never understood this, if you're too nervous or stressed to not get hard, then you probably aren't ready to do it yet.
I think I know this kid from somewhere else, he's a giant troll and is lying about absolutely everything. yeah, it's some faggot. Disregard everything he says.
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;28970480]I suggest you talk about it with your girlfriend. At least then she'll understand and you'll feel less bad for fucking it up.[/QUOTE] Not a good thing, she'll just realize how [b]flaccid[/b] he is himself.
Haha. Oh frankie you big troll. You don't have a girlfriend :v: Last time you said you were a girl.
It's ok, it can take a while to get out of the closet.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970448]I know that is false and you guys are just messing with me, I would have done the same thing. Guys PLEASE forgive me I just freaking the fuck out right now.[/QUOTE] stfu and go next door and try again.
Pretend shes just a big hand and everything should go good.
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO: Use alcohol.
Hahaha the awkward silence where she can't feel a thing
Now she wouldn't text me back or call me, she was really nervous too so I guess she is just in shocked right now...I fucking hate my life.
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;28970084]As funny as this is it makes me scared about something like this happening on my first time.[/QUOTE] Hopefully the girl would understand. If it's psychological problems, like Géza! said, and you're stressed because you've got performance anxiety, chances are, if it's the girl's first time with you, she might be nervous, too. It's just more obvious in men, in this case. [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Frankie;28970575]Now she wouldn't text me back or call me, she was really nervous too so I guess she is just in shocked right now...I fucking hate my life.[/QUOTE] She probably thinks you're gay and in denial.
soo many people reading... If someone ever makes a thread about religion sex and furries it would have 1000 posts a second.
It does seem rather unbelievable, but it's funny nonetheless. @ OP: try thinking about your avatar next time, maybe that'll work in some sick way.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970575]Now she wouldn't text me back or call me, she was really nervous too so I guess she is just in shocked right now...I fucking hate my life.[/QUOTE] She think you don't love her and that's she's not pretty enough for you. Tell her, you were nervous too and try again some other time.
Thread of the week?
If you're not a virgin, I'm not. [editline].[/editline] Difference being I was hard, just not stupid enough to do an underager.
Don't masturbate so much and you shouldn't have performance anxiety issues
[QUOTE=Greendead;28970603]She think you don't love her and that's she's not pretty enough for you. Tell her, you were nervous too and try again some other time.[/QUOTE] I did she understand, she was having problems too. I can't fucking believe my middle finger can be more pleasable then my mother fucking piece of shit dick. Okay look there any of you guys recommend taking pills? [editline]3rd April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Ehmmett;28970452]Tell his friends.[/QUOTE] NO NO NO NO PLEASE GOD NO!
I did she understand
[QUOTE=Mac2468;28970436]Because sex is totally hard to do.[/QUOTE] Well sex isn't. But your dick pretty much has to be.
[QUOTE=TtIiVv;28970571]Hahaha the awkward silence where she can't feel a thing[/QUOTE] More like the awkward moment where she asks if it's in yet.
it's called being nervous also don't complain, least you don't have a 5" penis like me unless you do, then we'll have to composite on each others ideas of gettin women off.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970694]I did she understand, she was having problems too. I can't fucking believe my middle finger can be more pleasable then my mother fucking piece of shit dick. Okay look there any of you guys recommend taking pills? [/QUOTE] Unless you can never get it up you don't need to be taking pills. You were nervous so your body responded to that by not getting an erection, quit being so whiny.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970575]Now she wouldn't text me back or call me, she was really nervous too so I guess she is just in shocked right now...I fucking hate my life.[/QUOTE] Well wouldn't you be shocked if someone tried to jam a semi-flaccid wriggling worm in you?
If I knew you i'd give you a hug. And then after a few days i'd get that big ole cock of yours workin again :dance:
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