[QUOTE=Conro101;28971140]I take pride in skillfully ruining people's days[/QUOTE]
Cannot beat the Robot Master of sarcasms, I guess.
I'm feeling a bit better, but I don't feel stress anymore but my dick is still the same.
Man I shouldn't have posted on FP, now there will be million of jokes ranging from "Woah I love this bed, it is almost as soft as Frankie's penis" and so on.
[QUOTE=Fetret;28971158]His day was already ruined, you rather pissed on his grave.[/QUOTE]
I'm not the one who told him to make a thread and open the floodgates of mockery
OP: Get through Puberty first and you won't have problems.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28971187]I'm feeling a bit better[/QUOTE]
Honestly, I'm sure it's just a one time thing.
My first time I had been masturbating all day, cummed like 4 times over the course of my wank fest, my good friend then rang me up and asked if I wanted to meet some women so I said yeah why not. Went over to his, chatting with the girls and to cut this story short, was still able to get it going :)
[QUOTE=Frankie;28971187]I'm feeling a bit better, but I don't feel stress anymore but my dick is still the same.[/QUOTE]
It's not by staring at it all day long thinking "IF AM NOT GETTING A HARDON AM GAY ORGHGHFUTA" That you will improve things.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28971187]I'm feeling a bit better, but I don't feel stress anymore but my dick is still the same.[/QUOTE]
It's not by staring at it all day long thinking "IF AM NOT GETTING A HARDON AM GAY ORGHGHFUTA" That you will improve things.
Same thing happened to me >.>
But i had taken a cocktail of drugs so that's my excuse.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28971187]Man I shouldn't have posted on FP, now there will be million of jokes ranging from "Woah I love this bed, it is almost as soft as Frankie's penis" and so on.[/QUOTE]
that will almost never happen, unless something really memorable happens
-this snip brought to you by slowpunch inc.-
This thread gave me an hard-on.
Before you have sex, what you do is you get a boner. Then get a piece of string and tie it at the base of your penis. Make sure it's really tight! The blood in your penis stays in your penis and now you are ready to have sex!
Also, you were just nervous, just hope she is willing to try it again.
The same thing happened to me my almost-first time. Oddly enough I didn't care enough to post about it on an online gaming forum.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28971187]I'm feeling a bit better, but I don't feel stress anymore but my dick is still the same.
Man I shouldn't have posted on FP, now there will be million of jokes ranging from "Woah I love this bed, it is almost as soft as Frankie's penis" and so on.[/QUOTE]
Trust me if they only make jokes of that caliber you got off easy.
[editline]3rd April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Conro101;28971203]Honestly, I'm sure it's just a one time thing.[/QUOTE]
Sure it is. I am sure she won't sleep with him again.
[QUOTE=Soap_N_Go;28971282]Before you have sex, what you do is you get a boner. Then get a piece of string and tie it at the base of your penis. Make sure it's really tight! The blood in your penis stays in your penis and now you are ready to have sex![/QUOTE]
Okay I am ready now, I'm gonna give it one more try, before I got I must listen to Rocky training music and Push it to the limit.
I feel for you man.
My dick stays hard all the time. Bitches hop on it and it breaks from getting too much action.
:smug:
[QUOTE=Soap_N_Go;28971282]Before you have sex, what you do is you get a boner. Then get a piece of string and tie it at the base of your penis. Make sure it's really tight! The blood in your penis stays in your penis and now you are ready to have sex![/QUOTE]
So basically a cockring
[QUOTE=Frankie;28971361]Okay I am ready now, I'm gonna give it one more try, before I got I must listen to Rocky training music and Push it to the limit.[/QUOTE]
If all else fails, Soap's method will make it easy for you to chop off your penis.
[QUOTE=Fetret;28971384]If all else fails, Soap's method will make it easy for you to chop off your penis.[/QUOTE]
I know, but it is the only way.
Doctor Facepunch curing problems ranging from limp dick all the way to cancer
[QUOTE=Frankie;28971405]I know, but it is the only way.[/QUOTE]
this will not end well
Feel yo' pain bro.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28971187]I'm feeling a bit better, but I don't feel stress anymore but my dick is still the same.
Man I shouldn't have posted on FP, now there will be million of jokes ranging from "Woah I love this bed, it is almost as soft as Frankie's penis" and so on.[/QUOTE]
k let me start.
So Frankie goes to school, but his pants' fly is open, his friend doesnt want to embarras him so he says "Frankie, the barraks are open". Frankie gets the joke and says "Did you see a soldier standing in there?" So his friend answers "No, I only saw a disabled child from "Giving smiles to the handicapped" visiting."
:downsrim:
Oh dear God, this thread is hilarious :v:
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Sorry if I sounded rude, but best of luck to you OP.
I had a similar problem ones, really embarrassing I have to say
Okay guys I am leaving for another try, wish me luck!
OP, try anal sex, have her equip a strap on or use a dildo. Just make sure you go easy, you don't wanna damage yourself down there, I did and now I have mucus covered shits that feel like pushing out rocks.
Wow, that sucks. I won't make jokes, I swear..
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