As others said, anxiety. A lot of people can't have sex while looking into the others eyes.
Give your dick a blood injection - and your dick will be hard for the rest of your life!
Well this was hilarious. Thanks OP.
bring scissors
this will not end well.
Take some xannies or snort a few lines of coke, you'll do fine then
[QUOTE=zxcvbn;28971562]Take some xannies or snort a few lines of coke, you'll do fine then[/QUOTE]
it's {sp} not {spoiler}
Also, waiting for OP's update. :v:
Watch him come back and the condom broke.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970396]Off the PSP, now on PC...mods please let this thread live for a lil while
Look guys I am just freaking out, I am a okay kind of guy and I guess it was the stress, I haven't jerked off in 2 days as we were both planing this for a week. Look I just freaking the fuck out right now that after getting so close I failed, we did did some foreplay before n after but damn u fucking PENIS I CAN FUCKING BELIEVE U CAN DO THIS!
Look I don't normally act like this at all I just so happen to be freakin pissed and in shocked. This happened like 30 mins ago, maybe more she lives right next door...[/QUOTE]
Should have gotten high beforehand. Lighten the mood, and every little touch on your depressed peepee, will send a shock wave of euphoria throughout him.
Is it weird that I hope my first time is under heavy influence of alcohol? That way if I fuck up... then I'm too drunk to care.
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;28971657]Is it weird that I hope my first time is under heavy influence of alcohol? That way if I fuck up... then I'm too drunk to care.[/QUOTE]
So you can throw up on her?
[QUOTE=FlapadarV2;28970642]If you're not a virgin, I'm not.
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Difference being I was hard, just not stupid enough to do an underager.[/QUOTE]
If she was 17-18, and/or just a year or two younger than you, who gives a fuck? (didn't mean for a pun, but have fun)
[editline]3rd April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mac2468;28971684]So you can throw up on her?[/QUOTE]
From his dick.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;28971684]So you can throw up on her?[/QUOTE]
You've either never been drinking alcohol, or you drink a lot too fast.
Only rookies throw up and pass out.
From what I know, a lot of people suffer from ED their first time and when they're drunk.
Its a mix of psychological problems usually, or you masturbate too much. Excessive masturbating (2-3 times a week) can cause your penis to lose almost all its sensitivity and the ability to not get a proper erection. Lay off masturbation, try some penis pills or something or try and boost your confidence.
[QUOTE=Hazrd24;28971413]Doctor Facepunch curing problems ranging from limp dick all the way to cancer[/QUOTE]
If only we could write prescriptions
[QUOTE=Conro101;28971048]You're on FP. You should know the consequences that come with making an embarrassing thread here. Remember what happened to the Dan Was Boobies guy?[/QUOTE]
The things us nerds do in our spare time, and to us it's just a mild chuckle, then we pass on by while the other person lives in peril. However, I've never done this to an FP member for posting an embarrassing plea for help...
[QUOTE=Van-man;28971776]You've either never been drinking alcohol, or you drink a lot too fast.
Only rookies throw up and pass out.[/QUOTE]
I've done my share of drinking and I've never thrown up. Although you could call me a rookie because I quit drinking over a year ago because I've moved on to better ways to enjoy intoxication.
The joke
Your head
Obviously.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;28971843]I've done my share of drinking and I've never thrown up.
The joke
Your head
Obviously.[/QUOTE]
There was no joke, but ok.
You are a homosexual.
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In the meantime, OP didn't come back just yet.
I guess it worked out for him. :buddy:
[QUOTE=kayOkay;28971972]In the meantime, OP didn't come back just yet.
I guess it worked out for him. :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Or they're arguing/crying.
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;28972120]Or they're arguing/crying.[/QUOTE]
Awww, can't we just have a happy ending to all of this? :frown:
This shouldn't really be something to worry about OP, as this problem can occur to anyone at anytime.
If she can't realize that this is normal I'm not sure if she is worth it...
Anyway, it worked out for both of you! Thank you for sharing the story of yours with us OP, giving us a great laugh and a happy ending.
Best of luck in the future :smile:
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Anyone care to explain?
You should try being stressed out over you being a virgin and that this is your first time having sex. That usually works wonders for the ol' libido!
Happened my -almost- first time, let's see if Frankie makes it this time.
Meh, better than my first time.
I accidentally farted really loud in the middle of it, and we just kinda stopped
it was awkward as fuck the rest of the night. Never spoke of it again after that
It happened to me my first time. It happens to something like 75% of guys. Don't be embarrassed dude. I actually lost my virginity last night. That was the 2nd time I tried to have sex and it went great. :3
[editline]3rd April 2011[/editline]
According to her she came twice. o_O
[QUOTE=AutoTurret;28972243][img_thumb]http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6079/70460321.jpg[/img_thumb]
Anyone care to explain?[/QUOTE]
Penis is in the title. There's your explanation.
[QUOTE=Vasili;28971791] Excessive masturbating (2-3 times a week) [/QUOTE]
wait what?
i jerk it ~6 times a week and thought this was normal...
Okaaaayyyyy we talked a little and we decided to have another try but not today.
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