Just got word from the OP. Apparently he tried to get it up but failed due to his girlfriend saying "Lets not be mushy like last time stupid" witch caused him to flip a fucking hormonal shit and break her expensive TV.
He is in jail.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28972342]Okaaaayyyyy we talked a little and we decided not to have another try... Ever..[/QUOTE]
Limp ninja.
Oooo bummer....
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;28971657]Is it weird that I hope my first time is under heavy influence of alcohol? That way if I fuck up... then I'm too drunk to care.[/QUOTE]
I can honestly say I felt this way too, till I did it, I was thinking to myself "what if I don't know how to do it right" or anything, and it's actually a lot easier than you would think it is. Don't worry guys, really..
[QUOTE=Frankie;28972342]Okaaaayyyyy we talked a little and we decided to have another try but not today.[/QUOTE]
On the off chance that this isn't a crock of shit, I hope that it all works out for you :smile:
[QUOTE=OutOfPop;28972120]Or they're arguing/crying.[/QUOTE]
:smith: half right she was not mad about my dick she was mad because I almost broke her TV...
EDIT: I almost broke her tv wen I touch it while we were undressing, it was a big tv on a midget stand so it ain't really my fault.
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;28971657]Is it weird that I hope my first time is under heavy influence of alcohol? That way if I fuck up... then I'm too drunk to care.[/QUOTE]
I can honestly say I felt this way too, till I did it, I was thinking to myself "what if I don't know how to do it right" or anything, and it's actually a lot easier than you would think it is. Don't worry guys, really..
[QUOTE=Frankie;28972342]Okaaaayyyyy we talked a little and we decided to have another try but not today.[/QUOTE]
Well hopefully you both will be over the trauma by then. If not, bring a nice broom handle and use it while she is not looking.
I don't know if I'm the only one, but it seems like I can't cum when I'm drunk. My GF was "done" (whatever the fuck she means by that) a good 20 minutes before me, and I just gave up cuz I was tired.
[QUOTE=blerb;28972471]I don't know if I'm the only one, but it seems like I can't cum when I'm drunk. My GF was "done" (whatever the fuck she means by that) a good 20 minutes before me, and I just gave up cuz I was tired.[/QUOTE]
What did she do? Just lay there while you tried to finish?
-goddamn double posting-
[QUOTE=Frankie;28972407]:smith: half right she was not mad about my dick she was mad because I almost broke her TV...
EDIT: I almost broke her tv wen I touch it while we were undressing, it was a big tv on a midget stand so it ain't really my fault.[/QUOTE]
Nothing kills the mood like doing something wrong right from the beginng. =_=
-snip- whats with the godamn double posts. Fuck.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;28972506]What did she do? Just lay there while you tried to finish?[/QUOTE]
I'd guess so, yeah. It was dark, so she could of been asleep for all I know
[QUOTE=AutoTurret;28972243][img_thumb]http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6079/70460321.jpg[/img_thumb]
Anyone care to explain?[/QUOTE]
Its over 301 reading now...
[QUOTE=blerb;28972553]I'd guess so, yeah. It was dark, so she could of been asleep for all I know[/QUOTE]
That's pretty inconsiderate. She obviously didn't really care about whether or not you enjoyed it very much. I can see why you didn't finish.
Hey dude dont feel bad, it can happen to anyone.
I made the mistake of using the "Extended Pleasure" type condom my first time because I feared lasting half a second. They work by making you incredibly numb, but I didn't know that at the time . So I got it in there and after about a minute I couldn't feel anything and became soft and there was no hope at all of regaining any feeling in it.
Ironically, the issue I ran into later was lasting way too long. Having this happen multiple times made me realizing that I don't want an hour of intercourse because things get really sweaty and hot and I get really tired and exhausted. It stops becoming a matter of pleasure and more of a matter of how long you can keep going till you call it quits.
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970039]OH AND FUCK VAGINAS ITS HARD AS FUCK TO ACTUALLY GET INSIDE[/QUOTE]
That was pretty true for me and my girlfriend for a while. I think she kept tensing up.
Your avatar definitely does not fit the thread OP.
I guess your penis was
*puts on glasses*
Microsoft
[QUOTE=Greendead;28972766]I guess your penis was
*puts on glasses*
Microsoft[/QUOTE]
Some day it might become macrohard.
lmao
Nothing wrong, happens to many guys the first time. Yes, it's the stress.
But yeah, now people ARE going to make jokes about your dick, specifically because you told them NOT to and mentioned how they would do it.
Nothing wrong, happens to many guys the first time. Yes, it's the stress.
But yeah, now people ARE going to make jokes about your dick, specifically because you told them NOT to and mentioned how they would do it.
[editline]3rd April 2011[/editline]
~Woah ninja'd~
[QUOTE=Greendead;28970567]WHAT YOU NEED TO DO:
Use alcohol.[/QUOTE]
no no no i speak from experince
ur dick is broken take it to a mechanic
The only strange thing about this whole matter is the fact that you made a thread about it. For which I thank you, by the way.
[QUOTE=Mcfuret;28973002]no no no i speak from experince[/QUOTE]
You either threw up on her or you don't remember anything.
I could of lost my virginity but my girlfriend is on her period, I had to settle for sucking her tits in the end :smith:
Fuck you Lance99, go to sleep your have primary school tomorrow v:v:v
Anyone seen Ali G? That bit where he's fucking his lass in the car, and after he's done she turns around and says "Is it in yet?". That scene fits in perfectly with what the OP has said.
[QUOTE=TtIiVv;28973195]Anyone seen Ali G? That bit where he's fucking his lass in the car, and after he's done she turns around and says "Is it in yet?". That scene fits in perfectly with what the OP has said.[/QUOTE]
Ooh Ali Its so hard and long, no, dats the handbrake
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