Insert a tube through one of your dick veins and pump blood in it.
A+ thread!
You where probably nervous?
I think this happens to a lot of people their first time
I'm sure he had trouble getting it up too.
Totally normal; nerves can be a cockblock sometimes. Almost everyone's first time is disappointing anyway. Forget about it :dance:
[QUOTE=Zeke129;28973364]I think this happens to a lot of people their first time[/QUOTE]
and people with numb willies lmao
[QUOTE=Pepin;28972723]I made the mistake of using the "Extended Pleasure" type condom my first time because I feared lasting half a second. They work by making you incredibly numb, but I didn't know that at the time . So I got it in there and after about a minute I couldn't feel anything and became soft and there was no hope at all of regaining any feeling in it.
Ironically, the issue I ran into later was lasting way too long. Having this happen multiple times made me realizing that I don't want an hour of intercourse because things get really sweaty and hot and I get really tired and exhausted. It stops becoming a matter of pleasure and more of a matter of how long you can keep going till you call it quits.[/QUOTE]
It was the same here. Such a joke when you consistently make your partner orgasm first. It's not supposed to me that way round!
Push start the bitch and go to town
[QUOTE=Frankie;28971012]Real immature, and a asshole thing to do, how would you like it if you had sex bu- oh wait you never will have sex.
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Neither will you by the sound of it
[QUOTE=Frankie;28971012]Real immature, and a asshole thing to do, how would you like it if you had sex bu- oh wait you never will have sex.[/QUOTE]
hell never have sex but at least hes capable of it lmao
[QUOTE=Frankie;28970192]Please for the love of god if I got my penis inside her vag while still flacid im no longer a virgin right?[/QUOTE]
[B]L O L[/B]
Here's a protip, don't plan to have sex, just let it happen if the moment is right.
[QUOTE=KorJax;28974175][B]L O L[/B]
Here's a protip, don't plan to have sex, just let it happen if the moment is right.[/QUOTE]
That's called rape...
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I'm a creep according to Dachande :v:
you made a thread bragging about how you cant pitch a tent so i'd say thats a pretty acceptable reaction
There is so much wrong about this thread.
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I'm a creep according to Dachande :v:[/QUOTE]
The only thing that makes you creepy-like is your god-damn avatar. Never looking back at that flash again. *shudders*
Other than that, you're a pretty cool FP user. Just keep on trying to get that rock-hard meat thermometer back.
[QUOTE=Dachande;28970222]finishing inside a woman defines weather or not you were a virgin
you, on the other hand, just put a floppy extremity inside a hole[/QUOTE]
u can talk
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;28974565]The only thing that makes you creepy is your god-damn avatar. Never looking back at that flash again. *shudders*
Other than that, you're a pretty cool FP user. Just keep on trying to get that rock-hard meat thermometer back.[/QUOTE]
thermometer?
OP, shit happens.
[QUOTE=jaykray;28974584]thermometer?[/QUOTE]
Meat thermometer = penis nickname
There are billions of others, too.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;28974615]Meat thermometer = penis nickname
There are billions of others, too.[/QUOTE]
I got that, but why thermometer?
He got further than you guys :smug:
[QUOTE=jaykray;28974641]I got that, but why thermometer?[/QUOTE]
Because it measures heat
duh
Use Viagra next time.
[QUOTE=blerb;28974886]Because it measures heat
duh[/QUOTE]
The world has stopped making sense
Exactly the same thing happened to me OP hahaha. Just try again and focus on the girl in front of you, not if you're getting hard or not, it'll sort itself out!
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;28973003]ur dick is broken take it to a mechanic[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=From Penis Owner's Manual]
[B]STARTING THE ENGINE[/B]
The key to your sexual ignition is not between your legs, it's inside your head. The brain is man's biggest sex organ, sending nerve impulses running down the spinal cord to trigger an erection. Keep in mind though that since arousal is an electrical spark travelling the neural motorway it can be dulled by a repetitive commute. So vary your starting procedure, explore side roads, stop at a roadside service area, let your partner drive, or, when applicable, road-test a new model.
[B]HARD STARTING OR STALLING[/B]
If your penis fails to become erect, even after repeated cranking, or if you have trouble maintaining an erection, let it idle for a while. Just about every man experiences an occasional erection problem, so try not to let it bother you. If you do it can develop into a psychological problem that can require extensive systems analysis to remedy. Chances are you are just temporarily flooded with work worries, anxiety or fatigue - all of which can temporarily foul your engine. If the problem continues, ask your mechanic about a new injector. Certain drugs can be injected directly into the penis, producing longer lasting (one hour or more) erections within moments. Coming onto the market is a plunger-type system that inserts a small pellet of erection producing medication into the tip of the penis. Another solution is a vacuum constriction device: when the penis is inserted into this cylinder and the attached pump engages, a vacuum is produced that causes blood to flow into the penile shaft. A rubber ring is then slipped onto the base of the penis to trap the blood in the shaft. As a last resort, you may want to consider upgrading to a penile implant. (See "Available options/upgrades"). [/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.vasectomy-information.com/humor/manual.htm[/url]
This should help, OP. I carry mine with me everywhere I go. It might save your sex life one day.
Thankful that when I took my boyfriends virginity this didn't happen to him. Would have been disappointing.
Hope when you do get it on OP it's good for you and her too.
Performance anxiety. Get your friends to chant your penis' name in front of it as you approach ramming speed.
Just saw the flash, disturbing as fuck...
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