The Super Friendly Social and Love Advice Thread v2 - General

[QUOTE=Autumn;34309387]wow. and no, only if they are 'whory' to start out with. the majority of us can contain ourselves until a suitable time arises ;)[/QUOTE] The more you know, but I'm sorry if I'm sounding like a complete dumbass, but i just wanted to say how badly friendzoned I am, not make an argue about how women are when they're horney and the fact that i did something sexual with a girl. (I asked you Autumn Because your like the only girl in this forum, that i know about)

I wouldn't bother trying to pursue her, to be honest. Sounds like a waste of time, imo.

[QUOTE=BiigTony;34309353]Don't take me wrong autumn, I'm not calling you a whore[/QUOTE] my bad, guess i need to take my own advice! [editline]20th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Pascall;34309472]I wouldn't bother trying to pursue her, to be honest. Sounds like a waste of time, imo.[/QUOTE] ^ this also this is pascall, the other girl in this forum!

[QUOTE=BiigTony;34309353]She was at my place, I dont bother telling the story. [editline]20th January 2012[/editline] Hard to explain, but from what I've heard, the women get a bit whory when their horny. Is that right Autumn? She has never been in to me, we're just very good friends and from my point of view Friendzone lvl 76 Don't take me wrong autumn, I'm not calling you a whore[/QUOTE] "she has never been to me" from what I saw in your first comment, you weren't so sure.. so I wouldn't count on your advice as a liable source of knowledge about friendzones. It's not like women, nor men, go out and spread their desires to everybody around them.

[QUOTE=Autumn;34309474] ^ this also this is pascall, the other girl in this forum![/QUOTE] shh it's a secret!!! i'm actually a dog!

Oh, it was just that Pascalls avatar didn't seem to... girly.

No you're a duck.

[QUOTE=BiigTony;34309597]Oh, it was just that Pascalls avatar didn't seem to... girly.[/QUOTE] I must agree. I thought you were gay. [editline]20th January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Makol;34309615]No you're a duck.[/QUOTE] [b]Pascall's Boy-Toy[/b]

[QUOTE=Seith;34309626] [b]Pascall's Boy-Toy[/b][/QUOTE] did you really just notice that title?

It's okay you can think of me as a gay dude I'm funnier that way

what the fuck this page

I love watching gay men fight, because they have the testosterone of a man combined with the seething words of hatred that only women can create. It is practically better than tv and the comments are just fucking great, I just dont know.. something about how gay men say their insults turns whatever they say into comedic gold.

Going on a date in 2 hours. Any last minute tips?

Pop a mint or some gum before you go. Always good.

Fine dounut, but remember, i were trying to be friendly with someone

[QUOTE=BiigTony;34311881]And something for your lips, like when your at the mountain skiing and your lips go all Sahara, I wouldn't know but i don't think likes dry lips. Don't try to be funny unless she thinks you are funny. Make the date as quick as possible if it's the first date, so it wont be any awkward silence. (saw it on How I met Your Mother) Don't dress up in something that isn't ''You'' [NB! I aint the love guru, i haven't got any experience with the subject ''Real love'' but this is how i would be, and I'm just trying to help][/QUOTE] hahahhahaha dude don't give advice unless you have a good amount of experience in that area, and the only way to learn is to fail then figure it out don't take any of this advice, parts of it are from a goddamn movie

[quote]Don't try to be funny unless she thinks you are funny.[/quote] [quote]Don't dress up in something that isn't ''You''[/quote] Aren't those two kind of opposites

[QUOTE=Mobon1;34313705]Aren't those two kind of opposites[/QUOTE] I meant, If she's laughing at your jokes, good enough, and don't dress up in a leather jacket unless your a gay stripper

Or happen to ride a motorcycle and wear a leather jacket for protection?

Ride a motorcycle to a date? [editline]21st January 2012[/editline] But I wont seem like a complete ass so I'll shut the fuck up :)

[quote]Make the date as quick as possible if it's the first date, so it wont be any awkward silence.[/quote] *blink* I can get better advice from huffing paint and feces than this thread right now [editline]21st January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Phsykotik;34314209]Or happen to ride a motorcycle and wear a leather jacket for protection?[/QUOTE] take off your jacket inside you dolt

Predicament, I like this girl at work and she told one of my work buddies that she thinks I'm an asshole. :( I'm pretty damn sarcastic and maybe she doesn't fully comprehend my sarcasm and takes it offensively. Anyways, I was asking a friend for her number so I could text her and ask her and him to go out to lunch after class sometime in the next week or two. He happened to be with her and asked if it was cool if he gave me her number. She said, "No! He's an asshole!" I honestly don't know what I did. She's really nice, funny, and extraordinarily cute and I thought we were on good standings. Anyways, I'm not going to bother pondering over what I did, but I would like to someday try and go on a date with this girl. I guess, what's the best way to set things straight? Just start being a bit more polite, less sarcastic and a tad more caring? It's not that I'm not any of those things or that I'd have to change one bit. I just tend to take on a different discourse at work. The customers tend to like it when I'm snappy and sarcastic with them instead of being super nice, ironically.

set her car on fire and then be really sweet and shit like the 'tough exterior but heart of gold' stereotype You might seem disingenuous if you suddenly start acting different, but be nicer to the regular customers and the old people and staff, obviously [editline]21st January 2012[/editline] alternatively you could pull the 'damaged soul' routine and act as though the reason for your sourness is this terrible event that occurred to you you'll need to adjust for age, it's a bit hard to say your wife died of somalian pirate attacks when you're 17

yeah i really love it when dudes set my car on fire turns me on

[QUOTE=Pascall;34315395]yeah i really love it when dudes set my car on fire turns me on[/QUOTE] well you're not supposed to tell her, silly

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34315150]Predicament, I like this girl at work and she told one of my work buddies that she thinks I'm an asshole. :( I'm pretty damn sarcastic and maybe she doesn't fully comprehend my sarcasm and takes it offensively. Anyways, I was asking a friend for her number so I could text her and ask her and him to go out to lunch after class sometime in the next week or two. He happened to be with her and asked if it was cool if he gave me her number. She said, "No! He's an asshole!" I honestly don't know what I did. She's really nice, funny, and extraordinarily cute and I thought we were on good standings. Anyways, I'm not going to bother pondering over what I did, but I would like to someday try and go on a date with this girl. I guess, what's the best way to set things straight? Just start being a bit more polite, less sarcastic and a tad more caring? It's not that I'm not any of those things or that I'd have to change one bit. I just tend to take on a different discourse at work. The customers tend to like it when I'm snappy and sarcastic with them instead of being super nice, ironically.[/QUOTE] stop doing it be a nice person don't make a show of it, but stop doing it

[QUOTE=Pascall;34315395]yeah i really love it when dudes set my car on fire turns me on[/QUOTE] how kinky

[QUOTE=Mon;34315614]stop doing it be a nice person don't make a show of it, but stop doing it[/QUOTE] fuck that be even more jaded because you don't live in the stupid pink flowers and unicorn world that she lives in start drinking and smoking heavily and became a marxist for a while as you develop your journalism career ultimately die of cancer and you're all set

[QUOTE=Contag;34315728]fuck that be even more jaded because you don't live in the stupid pink flowers and unicorn world that she lives in start drinking and smoking heavily and became a marxist for a while as you develop your journalism career ultimately die of cancer and you're all set[/QUOTE] cool all i need to do is become a journalist and die of cancer i got this on lock

[QUOTE=thisispain;34315762]cool all i need to do is become a journalist and die of cancer i got this on lock[/QUOTE] And set the car on fire, cant forget that!