The Super Friendly Social and Love Advice Thread v2 - General

[QUOTE=1chains1;34315972]And set the car on fire, cant forget that![/QUOTE] pff i've done that and more when i was a teenager. that was an awesome night.

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34315150]Predicament, I like this girl at work and she told one of my work buddies that she thinks I'm an asshole. :( I'm pretty damn sarcastic and maybe she doesn't fully comprehend my sarcasm and takes it offensively. Anyways, I was asking a friend for her number so I could text her and ask her and him to go out to lunch after class sometime in the next week or two. He happened to be with her and asked if it was cool if he gave me her number. She said, "No! He's an asshole!" I honestly don't know what I did. She's really nice, funny, and extraordinarily cute and I thought we were on good standings. Anyways, I'm not going to bother pondering over what I did, but I would like to someday try and go on a date with this girl. I guess, what's the best way to set things straight? Just start being a bit more polite, less sarcastic and a tad more caring? It's not that I'm not any of those things or that I'd have to change one bit. I just tend to take on a different discourse at work. The customers tend to like it when I'm snappy and sarcastic with them instead of being super nice, ironically.[/QUOTE] I would probably just ask her why she thinks you're an asshole, rather than trying to change your personality based on the limited information you have.

okay guys, i need to get my mojo back it's been a shit week, i've been too slow for conversations- pretty much half asleep. everything is just a big groggy haze. i'm always bitchy. all i want to do is sit around and lurk on facepunch. this happens every winter and it sucks. if there's any way to fix this i'd like to know, because it's just ruining my week - among other things. if it helps, most of the negative thoughts have been around a girl - i made a post about that problem a while back: [QUOTE=Mon;34207247]goddamnit this girl i like started to date one of my friends a few weeks ago, and just yesterday i found out that she actually liked me too. the kicker is she's just so goddamn happy with my friend though, like happy in a way that i don't think i've ever been able to make her. i'm just a little jealous, but i know that she wouldn't work as well with me as she does with him, even if she did actually like me.[/QUOTE] but i've got a feeling that she's unrelated, and that really it's just an issue to feel negative about. i'm really annoyed by this. i want to take my mind off of things and get back to normal but something i can't grasp is preventing this. FACEPUNCH, INVIGORATE ME AND MAKE ME A MAN AGAIN

Best way to eat a girl out? Tryna to give my girl as many orgasms as i can. Usual sex is making out, move down, warm it up with my hands, go to eating out, slip the dick in when shes wet and cummin and pound like a freight train on a tied up kid

im trying to be friends with my ex, we broke up about a year ago we get along pretty well now and all that but i cant help but have feelings for her. i really really want to be friends, but its a huge downer knowing she doesnt feel the same anymore sorry if this sounds stupid, i just have no idea what to do. any advice?

[QUOTE=socks;34317213]im trying to be friends with my ex, we broke up about a year ago we get along pretty well now and all that but i cant help but have feelings for her. i really really want to be friends, but its a huge downer knowing she doesnt feel the same anymore sorry if this sounds stupid, i just have no idea what to do. any advice?[/QUOTE] lol never go back to your ex bro. If she's wanting to fuck, take advantage of it, but dont date her and get rid of feelings for her. Think of all the shit shes done and try to get your mind wrapped around that she is a bitch, even if she isnt, then you'll get over her faster

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34315150]Predicament, I like this girl at work and she told one of my work buddies that she thinks I'm an asshole. :( I'm pretty damn sarcastic and maybe she doesn't fully comprehend my sarcasm and takes it offensively. Anyways, I was asking a friend for her number so I could text her and ask her and him to go out to lunch after class sometime in the next week or two. He happened to be with her and asked if it was cool if he gave me her number. She said, "No! He's an asshole!" I honestly don't know what I did. She's really nice, funny, and extraordinarily cute and I thought we were on good standings. Anyways, I'm not going to bother pondering over what I did, but I would like to someday try and go on a date with this girl. I guess, what's the best way to set things straight? Just start being a bit more polite, less sarcastic and a tad more caring? It's not that I'm not any of those things or that I'd have to change one bit. I just tend to take on a different discourse at work. The customers tend to like it when I'm snappy and sarcastic with them instead of being super nice, ironically.[/QUOTE] How about instead of asking your friends to hook you up you talk to her directly? Ask her out, and if she complains about how your an ass, reassure her that you aren't one and that you want to take her out to [insert place] at [insert time].

[QUOTE=Septimas;34317023]Best way to eat a girl out? Tryna to give my girl as many orgasms as i can. [/QUOTE] is there really a best way? the fun should be in finding that out yourself.

[QUOTE=Septimas;34317023]Best way to eat a girl out? Tryna to give my girl as many orgasms as i can. Usual sex is making out, move down, warm it up with my hands, go to eating out, slip the dick in when shes wet and cummin and pound like a freight train on a tied up kid[/QUOTE] Fantastic. Try the sex thread [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1152162[/url] [QUOTE=socks;34317213]im trying to be friends with my ex, we broke up about a year ago we get along pretty well now and all that but i cant help but have feelings for her. i really really want to be friends, but its a huge downer knowing she doesnt feel the same anymore sorry if this sounds stupid, i just have no idea what to do. any advice?[/QUOTE] It's difficult, but easier if you're involved with somebody else or at least pursuing that. Otherwise you're likely to try and get back with her resulting in more gumpf when it doesn't happen. Otherwise just be a friend, if you can't do that without trying it on then you need to see if you're not just kidding yourself if you know what I mean?

word of advice though fire might not be as good for them as it is for you learned that the hard way

[QUOTE=Septimas;34317250]lol never go back to your ex bro. If she's wanting to fuck, take advantage of it[/QUOTE] uhhhhhhhh [editline]21st January 2012[/editline] You're setting yourself up to get hurt if you still have feelings for her and they're not being returned. You'll always be left wanting more than you'll ever be getting. Move on, leave her until you're completely and confidently over it. As in, [I]actually[/I] do this. Meet new people and new girls and realize that the cliched expressed, 'there's plenty more fish out there', is cliche for a reason. If you dig up the first love advice thread, there's a fair bit in the OP on how to deal with a breakup, that might help you as well.

[QUOTE=TheHypnotoad;34317314] It's difficult, but easier if you're involved with somebody else or at least pursuing that. Otherwise you're likely to try and get back with her resulting in more gumpf when it doesn't happen. Otherwise just be a friend, if you can't do that without trying it on then you need to see if you're not just kidding yourself if you know what I mean?[/QUOTE] alright, thank you! yeah you're right, i keep getting all this false hope and then it just goes to shit, i think im just going to give up [QUOTE=Dark_Light;34317349] You're setting yourself up to get hurt if you still have feelings for her and they're not being returned. You'll always be left wanting more than you'll ever be getting. Move on, leave her until you're completely and confidently over it. As in, [I]actually[/I] do this. Meet new people and new girls and realize that the cliched expressed, 'there's plenty more fish out there', is cliche for a reason. If you dig up the first love advice thread, there's a fair bit in the OP on how to deal with a breakup, that might help you as well.[/QUOTE] ill look into that, thank you

[QUOTE=thisispain;34317295]is there really a best way? the fun should be in finding that out yourself.[/QUOTE] 69 best position of all years.

goddamn i never get replies

I'm 15 and I haven't been in a relationship yet, am I doing something wrong here. I've always been shy, but most of my friends have a girlfriend. Maybe I'm setting my standards too high. :c

sleep with their girlfriends

psh you wanna see high standards come talk to me

[QUOTE=Pascall;34317754]psh you wanna see high standards come talk to me[/QUOTE] Or I could just talk to Makol? huehueheuheue. Anyways most of the girls in school consider me a douche, so my standards do not really come into play as you need to have people wanting to date you to apply them. edit- girls apparently do not like it when I tell them I would rather hammer a railroad spike into my dick then listen to them talk about their "totes awsum partay wher they got stoned off of Smirnoff biatch dranks!"

Why would you talk to him

MAYBE HE WANTS TO TALK TO ME? idk big meanie

[QUOTE=1chains1;34318077] edit- girls apparently do not like it when I tell them I would rather hammer a railroad spike into my dick then listen to them talk about their "totes awsum partay wher they got stoned off of Smirnoff biatch dranks!"[/QUOTE] you sound like a real neat guy to be around i love when people make over the top violent exaggerations about normal every day interactions

[QUOTE=Pascall;34318087]Why would you talk to him[/QUOTE] "Pascall's boy toy" He has reached the unattainable standard that you speak of. edit- Yea pascall, makol is pretty chill I wouldn't mind chatting with him. [quote]i love when people make over the top violent exaggerations about normal every day interactions [/quote] You too!?! I thought I was the only one in this thread! I no longer feel alone.

[QUOTE=1chains1;34318126]"Pascall's boy toy" He has reached the unattainable standard that you speak of. edit- Yea pascall, makol is pretty chill I wouldn't mind chatting with him.[/QUOTE] Well besides the fact that we're not together... But uh.. no comment, really. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law.

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;34318121]you sound like a real neat guy to be around i love when people make over the top violent exaggerations about normal every day interactions[/QUOTE] i would sooner impale my eyes with rusty syringes than read another post like that

[QUOTE=Pascall;34318141]Well besides the fact that we're not together... But uh.. no comment, really. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law.[/QUOTE] I was going to make a dirty handcuff joke but I don't want to offend Jo the Shmo and his righteous innocence. HE IS THE LAST BEACON OF HOPE IN THIS VIOLENTLY OBSESSED SOCIETY I HAVE FALLEN VICTIM TO!

[QUOTE=Pascall;34318141]Well besides the fact that we're not together... But uh.. no comment, really. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law.[/QUOTE] you owe me child support

Hey, I like this girl (shutupshutupshutup) and all, but I am not sure if it is mutual. I have thought about asking her out and I am fine if she says no, but I do not want rumors going around about it which is common at my school. Any advise?

are you ashamed to have others know you are asking her out? or that she said no?

I am nervous about the ways the rumor can be twisted. I do not respond to insults well and would prefer not to do anything that can bring one on. So I guess the second mostly.

I suppose then it's a litmus test of how much you like her You could try a bit harder to see if she likes you, but it's not really something that can be taught otherwise take it in your strike because it's just part of life