The Super Friendly Social and Love Advice Thread v2 - General

[QUOTE=Makol;34333977]teacher student relationships are weird imo[/QUOTE] Pffft no it isn't, it is very useful! It is how I got all A's in elementary school.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;34334017]Would trying not to talk to this girl be a good idea? No ignoring her outright, just trying to keep from starting conversations with her if I don't need to. I don't want to get rid of her as a friend though, that's what worries me. There's nothing wrong with our friendship except how I feel.[/QUOTE] I'm actually in your exact position as well. I've recently started talking more to this one girl, I think she's fucking awesome and I'd love to get to know her more, but she's got a boyfriend so I don't really know if I should just keep talking to her because we have good conversations, at risk of becoming too friendly with her or it becoming awkward/whatever, or just leave it and wait. But then when she eventually breaks up with him and I just pop up out of nowhere to start talking to her again it would just be too obvious and weird!! I don't know!!!!

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;34333830]Awful, innit[/QUOTE] brothers in pain

no, break them up by sleeping with her boyfriend

Apparently this problem is more common than I thought Damn girls, why do they have to make me go full retard

[QUOTE=Contag;34334148]no, break them up by sleeping with her boyfriend[/QUOTE] She might be into that. Also I have been thinking, I don't think a girl has ever hit on me. I do all the proper things like staring at them for long periods of time, making small shrines to them out of the paper clips to leave on their desk, writing loving comments on their cars in shoe polish and even following them home to make sure they get there safely! Women only date jerks and never a nice guy LIKE ME.

i got hit on a girl twice my size once it was funny as hell

[QUOTE=1chains1;34334254]She might be into that. Also I have been thinking, I don't think a girl has ever hit on me. I do all the proper things like staring at them for long periods of time, making small shrines to them out of the paper clips to leave on their desk, writing loving comments on their cars in shoe polish and even following them home to make sure they get there safely! Women only date jerks and never a nice guy LIKE ME.[/QUOTE] I don't think a girl has ever properly hit on me but there are definitely times when I've looked back on an event from ages past and thought, "Shit, she totally wanted my dick."

[QUOTE=Pascall;34333984]Well maybe I'll try that sometime this week then! But actually, the only coffee shops around here are Starbucks. I don't think there's a legitimate coffee house or shop for miles outside of the city.[/QUOTE] I dunno, I've never been to a Starbucks. My dad used to grade papers at Starbucks, though, and according to him it "gets pretty crowded." Worth a try, anyway! Ask around at your college. If anybody knows where to find a good coffee shop, it'll be community college students.

does "I want to be fucked up against that wall... hey, you're a guy" count as flirting or is that just too OTT overt to count?

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;34334297]I don't think a girl has ever properly hit on me but there are definitely times when I've looked back on an event from ages past and thought, "Shit, she totally wanted my dick."[/QUOTE] The issue with that is that we probably skew it in our favor and try to find signs that aren't there. I remember for New Years we did a crawl and I remember talking to some pretty women at a couple of the parties that seemed REALLY into me. But then I have to take into consideration I dont remember half of the god damn night and I woke up at 4 am with a head splitting headache wearing no pants or underwear in a spider man shirt a size too small that wasnt mine on couch with no blanket in a house I did not know with a bucket of vomit next to me.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;34334297]I don't think a girl has ever properly hit on me but there are definitely times when I've looked back on an event from ages past and thought, "Shit, she totally wanted my dick."[/QUOTE] I was in a student exchange program with Germany, and went over for about six weeks with a group of American classmates. We hung out together every day, visiting museums and going to parks and things of that nature, and at night we'd go to this bar/club called the [I]"Waldhaus."[/I] Given the circumstances, we all became pretty tight friends, and there were some romances, both between the American exchange students and some of the German host students. A big sassy black chick nursed a crush on me, but I didn't reciprocate. One night, after some drinking at the [I]Waldhaus[/I], she sat on my lap and whispered into my ear, "I like white meat." On the spot, I tried to make a disarming joke to play off the moment. Unfortunately, the first thing that came to my mind was, "Yeah, me too."

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;34334408] On the spot, I tried to make a disarming joke to play off the moment. Unfortunately, the first thing that came to my mind was, "Yeah, me too."[/QUOTE] FSDFFS i choked on my drink

I got a nice 10-second or so out-loud laugh.

At least it got the chick away from you. hopefully?

[QUOTE=1chains1;34334457]At least it got the chick away from you. hopefully?[/QUOTE] Oh yes. We didn't talk much after that.

Well after those comments I'm going to cease moping and find a coffee shop tomorrow morning.

[QUOTE=Dark_Light;34334116]I'm actually in your exact position as well. I've recently started talking more to this one girl, I think she's fucking awesome and I'd love to get to know her more, but she's got a boyfriend so I don't really know if I should just keep talking to her because we have good conversations, at risk of becoming too friendly with her or it becoming awkward/whatever, or just leave it and wait. But then when she eventually breaks up with him and I just pop up out of nowhere to start talking to her again it would just be too obvious and weird!! I don't know!!!![/QUOTE] this is actually a lot more common than i thought what i'm doing, is just on and off friendship i guess (i'm really not sure what to do) it's funny because it's really more damaging than anything else

I gotta stop taking my girlfriend out to eat at buffets. Maybe italian next time

So that girl I was talking about at work thinking I'm an "asshole". I've been thinking about it and I'm pretty sure she must have been just messing around too. Come to think of it she's pretty sarcastic herself (♥), so I'm like 82.5% sure I'm just overanalyzing and she was joking. Anyways, I feel like a total tool for my friend asking her basically if I could have her number. I didn't want him to do that, I just wanted her damn number without her permission. I'm just gonna ask her at work next time I see her. She's so damn cute. Dear lord. [editline]22nd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Jmir 54;34336149]I gotta stop taking my girlfriend out to eat at buffets. Maybe italian next time[/QUOTE] Swanky fondue joint. I did that with my ex last valentine's day and it only cost $115 (before tip) with just enough to be considered an appetizer.

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34336870] [B]Swanky fondue joint.[/B][/QUOTE] I had to read that twice, been a while since I have heard the word joint used for a restaurant.

[QUOTE=1chains1;34337156]I had to read that twice, been a while since I have heard the word joint used for a restaurant.[/QUOTE] Sorry, too oldschool?

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34337169]Sorry, too oldschool?[/QUOTE] No? It is just with all the kiddos at my highschool always talking about weed and it's slang, words lose their definition. swagger no longer means swagger Screw no longer means screw Joint no longer means joint. etc.

[QUOTE=1chains1;34337255]No? It is just with all the kiddos at my highschool always talking about weed and it's slang, words lose their definition. swagger no longer means swagger Screw no longer means screw Joint no longer means joint. etc.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I hear that. What the fuck is swagger anyways, I'm pretty sure Ke$ha and all of her fellow assholes in the media distorted the definition of that word, especially recently. It initially means to be a pompous asshole, something everyone should be right? My fucking twitter feed is full of retweets about these high school kids who "got swagger".

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34337304]Yeah, I hear that. What the fuck is swagger anyways, I'm pretty sure Ke$ha and all of her fellow assholes in the media distorted the definition of that word, especially recently. It initially means to be a pompous asshole, something everyone should be right? My fucking twitter feed is full of retweets about these high school kids who "got swagger".[/QUOTE] Swag is now either a type of weed or slang to be used to describe having a special style of clothing. Of course both have been raped to death by teens trying to be cool.

*schwag, not swag. You'd look pretty stupid if you called it swag in front of weed-smokers :v:

[QUOTE=Glitch360;34337411][B]You'd look pretty stupid. . . in front of weed-smokers :v:[/B][/QUOTE]

Sup guys, how are you doing? The thing that concerns me is my first relationship with my girlfriend. I've previously been here asking about her, some may remember. Well, it's been roughly two weeks, and thing that bothers me is that everything goes way too fast. She confessed me love (no idea if i said it right, sorry grammar nazis) in less than a week, and we've already shared a lot of secrets to each other. There are some more personal stuff I'd rather not to tell. I'm a bit confused since it looks like our relationship goes quite fast, yet so smooth like it was written in a book. Is that a good or a bad thing?

[QUOTE=Glitch360;34337411]*schwag, not swag. You'd look pretty stupid if you called it swag in front of weed-smokers :v:[/QUOTE] No I wouldn't because I never talk about weed and if someone calls themselves a weed smoker or a stoner or whatever stupid label they give themselves I wouldn't even talk to them at all. I could give less of a shit the stupid names these people come up for their different types. That being said I have nothing against weed in itself, just the stupid fucks who revolve their life around it and act like pretentious shit over a plant. So if someone is annoyed enough to bother me over the pronunciation of stupid ass name that is one of hundreds of other stupid ass names then they can kiss my slightly tan ass. I smoke maybe once every couple of weeks at a party, since it is a fun tool to relax and really loosens up the environment just like alcohol. And just like alcohol there are people who use it constantly and abuse it to shit ruining it for everyone else. Seriously I saw a dude on Friday looking at a wall drooling when the teacher was lecturing on the other side of the room. The teacher dropped a book right in front of him and sat there 5 fucking seconds (yes I counted) before the student finally turned and reacted. That is just pathetic. /rant over shitheaded people.

[QUOTE=SaWAH;34328737]so guys i have this sort of silly thing i need to get off my chest i'm scared to death of one day being gay - i've never had a crush on a girl, but i do look at (some) girls and think "gee she's pretty" or "wish i looked like that" - i have watched lesbian or solo-girl porn before, but i'm not really sure whether i've done it because i relate to the pleasure the girls get, but not the pleasure guys get - like, i know how it feels for a girl but not for a guy - i have a boyfriend, and we do rock the bed quite a lot and it's not like i think about girls while doing it but i just can't get rid of the "what if i'm just gay all along?" it's so silly but it's really messing with my head i have a lot of ocd symptoms and my boyfriend and whole family is convinced i have it and i don't know if that might have something to do with it - what i really need is for someone to say to me in a convincing tone that i'm not fucking gay and it's not like being gay would be that bad for me, seeing as my whole family is quite acceptant - i guess my biggest fear is that i wouldn't have my boyfriend if i was gay, and i can't stand that thought[/QUOTE] this is preposterous you know if you're gay or not right out of puberty if you're sexually attracted to women and you want to fuck them - you gay if you like fuckin dudes - you straight [editline]22nd January 2012[/editline] you absolutely cannot 'turn gay'. that is pretty insulting to gay people to even think that