The Super Friendly Social and Love Advice Thread v2 - General

[QUOTE=Mon;34346053]well at least you're narrowing your margins significantly[/QUOTE] (well actually I still have quite a few criteria but those are the main ones!!) also he's gotta be like polite and shit you know, the usual

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;34345709]ok so why did you post in an advice thread if you were confident that it was just your "anxiety acting up again" if you knew that none of our advice could help then there's no reason to ask for it is there?[/QUOTE] i didn't i said i needed to get it off my chest? i didn't say "please help"

I want a medium-height, attractive woman who is intelligent, never so much as looks at other men, and her vagina leaks $50 bills when she's on her period instead of blood.

i want a hamburger

. . . .with cheese on top

I feel weird. I've been friends with this girl for about a year and a half and have never thought of her as more than a friend. This is due to the fact that she is almost 3 years older than me and live on the other side of the country. But last night, I was feeling down and she asked if everything was alright. We ended up talking a lot that night. And I don't know. I still see her as a friend, but I'm not sure if I like her or not. I mean, I am fairly sure she doesn't think of me that way, but I don't know if I do or not.

[QUOTE=Fish_poke;34347742]I feel weird. I've been friends with this girl for about a year and a half and have never thought of her as more than a friend. This is due to the fact that she is almost 3 years older than me and [B]live on the other side of the country[/B]. But last night, I was feeling down and she asked if everything was alright. We ended up talking a lot that night. And I don't know. I still see her as a friend, but I'm not sure if I like her or not. I mean, I am fairly sure she doesn't think of me that way, but I don't know if I do or not.[/QUOTE] I imagine you don't have a way to see her consistantly? Don't even start down this path. It's not worth it.

My sexual experiences so far have been kind of chaotic and damn unlucky.. 1st time- she's in so much pain we can't do anything (even though she isn't a virgin...) 2nd time- I can't feel shit because the condoms are too thick and we almost get caught by my parents. 3rd time- end up going for fucking ages, to the point I'm wondering what is wrong with me, she comes multiple times, then the fucking condom breaks and its everyone in panic mode. I stopped straight away and she is on the pill, but she was still shaken as she took it late earlier in in the week, so we stopped altogether... So far she's had all the pleasure, but she's promised me we'd focus on me next time...

guys how do I prevent small anxieties growing large and decreasing my productivity

[QUOTE=Turnips5;34348168]guys how do I prevent small anxieties growing large and decreasing my productivity[/QUOTE] talk to someone about them (this is a good place to start)

I need to get off facepunch and talk to my fucking friends. :l [editline]22nd January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Mon;34348181]talk to someone about it (this is a good place to start)[/QUOTE] thanks, we are thinking the same thought

[QUOTE=Fish_poke;34347742]I feel weird. I've been friends with this girl for about a year and a half and have never thought of her as more than a friend. This is due to the fact that she is almost 3 years older than me and live on the other side of the country. But last night, I was feeling down and she asked if everything was alright. We ended up talking a lot that night. And I don't know. I still see her as a friend, but I'm not sure if I like her or not. I mean, I am fairly sure she doesn't think of me that way, but I don't know if I do or not.[/QUOTE] It sounds like a vague thought seeing as you've only been feeling like that since last night. You might be developing feelings for her but you'd have to spend more time with her to determine that. Unless she is really worth it to you and you're prepared to not to be able to see her frequently (not to mention get cash for it), don't pursue that route due to the distance. That's assuming she likes you at all; you're not even sure if she - let alone you - is interested.

[QUOTE=Autumn;34341744]my dad's parents and uncle all turned out to be gay. however there was one other straight uncle![/QUOTE] Irrefutable proof that gayness is hereditary. Please, won't somebody think of the children? [h2]!!![/h2]

omg i have a plan let all the gays get married and then they will stop having children, thus no more gays!!

There was this sexy Lithuanian girl at work who I wanted to talk to, but I haven't seen her again. I'm considering hanging flyers. "Lost: Lithuanian love interest. Reward if found."

[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;34348167]My sexual experiences so far have been kind of chaotic and damn unlucky.. 1st time- she's in so much pain we can't do anything (even though she isn't a virgin...) 2nd time- I can't feel shit because the condoms are too thick and we almost get caught by my parents. 3rd time- end up going for fucking ages, to the point I'm wondering what is wrong with me, she comes multiple times, then the fucking condom breaks and its everyone in panic mode. I stopped straight away and she is on the pill, but she was still shaken as she took it late earlier in in the week, so we stopped altogether... So far she's had all the pleasure, but she's promised me we'd focus on me next time...[/QUOTE] See if larger condoms work better for you. If the condoms are too tight, it will make you a lot less sensitive (condoms already take away some of that sensitivity) and can even cause discomfort/pain. Not likely to cause damage or anything, just saying. I had exactly the same problems as you, started using larger ones and they mostly went away. Condoms should feel a little tight, but not "choke my dick off at the base" tight.

"Extended pleasure" condoms are terrible, never use them. Their effect is how I imagine paralyzed people view sex: devoid of all physical pleasure.

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;34346459]I want a medium-height, attractive woman who is intelligent, never so much as looks at other men, and her vagina leaks $50 bills when she's on her period instead of blood.[/QUOTE] I never understood criteria for the other sex. I just kind of do my thing and be there. Like a lamp, or table or some other furniture. Maybe a couch, because then girls would sit in my lap. Yea a couch sounds rad.

[QUOTE=Glitch360;34344890]This one time I was on a boat and it broke down in the middle of a big lake (~20 miles long and 4 miles wide, 200 feet deep) and it was getting dark and we were slowly floating away from the shore and it sucked fuck boats[/QUOTE] Yeah, this happened to a friend of mine. Except it was a raft. And instead of an engine breaking down, it was just us getting bored of holding on to the rope. Oh and he was half naked. It took him 20 minutes to drift to shore.

Incoming problem that everyone has had. Fact is; I cannot, for the life of me, ask out a woman. It's not a case that I can't talk to them, because I can... a little too much at times. I essentially get friend-zoned when I get comfortable enough. Hell I get called a "nice guy", and such, but moving on. Anyone got any ideas? Admittedly, it's something that's pretty stupid to be asking advice on, but Phuket. [Thailand pun, yay!] Also, whenever one of my mates tell me "just ask her out!" I find reasons not to do it. Probably has no relevance, but I thought I'd add it in there.

[QUOTE=Tadia;34349555]Incoming problem that everyone has had. Fact is; I cannot, for the life of me, ask out a woman. It's not a case that I can't talk to them, because I can... a little too much at times. I essentially get friend-zoned when I get comfortable enough. Hell I get called a "nice guy", and such, but moving on. Anyone got any ideas? Admittedly, it's something that's pretty stupid to be asking advice on, but Phuket. [Thailand pun, yay!] Also, whenever one of my mates tell me "just ask her out!" I find reasons not to do it. Probably has no relevance, but I thought I'd add it in there.[/QUOTE] this sounds mean but it might actually hold weight post a picture of yourself

[QUOTE=Tadia;34349555] [B]Also, whenever one of my mates tell me "just ask her out!" I find reasons not to do it. Probably has no relevance, but I thought I'd add it in there.[/B][/QUOTE] Uhhh... That is pretty much the source of the problem? If you don't ask, they will not know. Kind of obvious.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;34348833]"Extended pleasure" condoms are terrible, never use them. Their effect is how I imagine paralyzed people view sex: devoid of all physical pleasure.[/QUOTE] Haha yeah... well, if anyone wants to know what their dick feels like numb, you could try it, but a LOT of people have reactions to that stuff. The heating/cooling/numbing/whatever stuff all has tendencies to cause reactions. Even worse for women.

There's this girl I like. I'm not sure if she likes me, or anything. But after only knowing each other for a few days we were already really good friends. She's questioning her sexuality, as in whether or not she likes guys, and I am very supportive of her. This upcoming weekend we're actually going to hang out, and it's basically been said we're going to make out to see if she "feels" anything. [B]I am freaking the hell out on the inside[/B], all my experienced friends told me from the beginning she probably just needs to find the right guy, and little by little I am believing them. She has even said she would go out with me if she wasn't a lesbian. Facepunch I'm just not sure anymore, I don't know what I'll do if she feels nothing, because I've never had the experience. I am obsessing over it, and if its "no, I don't feel anything" I'm probably going to get really depressed. I know I was when I found out she was a lesbian. Advice? suggestions? please facepunch you're my only hope!

uh relax? how old are you?

[QUOTE=thisispain;34351237]uh relax? how old are you?[/QUOTE] Shou..should that matter? .... 16... stfu....

Okay, there's this chick who is confirmed to have a crush on me (Yes, high school bullshit.). I just got this text from her. [quote]hey, want to come over after 12 and before 6? my parents work so there won't be any supervision[/quote] Should I read into this at all?

uh yeah she wants to hook up

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;34351352]uh yeah she wants to hook up[/QUOTE] Cool.

[QUOTE=Chezhead;34351326]Okay, there's this chick who is confirmed to have a crush on me (Yes, high school bullshit.). I just got this text from her. Should I read into this at all?[/QUOTE] No, she obviously wants to work on homework. [quote]There's this girl I like. I'm not sure if she likes me, or anything. But after only knowing each other for a few days we were already really good friends. She's questioning her sexuality, as in whether or not she likes guys, and I am very supportive of her. This upcoming weekend we're actually going to hang out, and it's basically been said we're going to make out to see if she "feels" anything. I am freaking the hell out on the inside, all my experienced friends told me from the beginning she probably just needs to find the right guy, and little by little I am believing them. She has even said she would go out with me if she wasn't a lesbian. Facepunch I'm just not sure anymore, I don't know what I'll do if she feels nothing, because I've never had the experience. I am obsessing over it, and if its "no, I don't feel anything" I'm probably going to get really depressed. I know I was when I found out she was a lesbian. Advice? suggestions? please facepunch you're my only hope! [/quote] DJKHFJKSDGHJKG WHAT THE HELL IS WITH WOMEN THINKING THEYRE GAY THESE DAYS BUT WANTING TO DO SEXUAL SHIT TO BOYS?!?!